james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴

@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social

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I'm easily distracted with bread. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer. de facto atheist. neurospicy af. chaos broker. minibike guy. archpontifex of the cult of djiv. only take, like 20% of what I say seriously. please no DM's 🤗

This is Megacles: the electric mini bike. He's little and he's a bike! 😊

This is the Hunter from Enter the Dungeon. It's a roguelike twin stick shooter. You're basically a treasure hunter and you have to traverse the levels of the dungeon to get a time-travel bullet so you can fix a pivotal moment in your past. This is the Hunter. She has a crossbow like Lucia Mar in Dungeon Crawler. The Hunter has a corgi that will find extra loot for you. Lucia has two dogs. Idk what kind or what they do yet. Anyway. Imagining it like that makes it real cute. All hail Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk. 😁

Breakfast rice. I have deviated this rice doesn't respect strict breakfast food criteria. It's rice, broccolini, carrots, onion, pork chop, shrimp balls, shrimp, and green onions. Shrimps is bugs.

Megacles the Miniature Bichael.

This is called a Bierkiste Fahrende. Idk what it means, but it's also called a beer crate go kart and they're cute and little and I want one.

Megacles and BMO

I think this is a pretty good picture. There's Megacles the Minibike parked next to a tree in the park.

Beer crate cart! Or a cooler. Really you just need a box and even then, not really. You could just put a seat and make a go kart, but I got whimsy and a silly picnic quad is right up my alley. It is now unclear whether I'll do this before my next minibike build. We'll see. This won't be for another eighteen months at the least. If we're not all dead, I guess.

This is the Muscle Mini One, by Cohn Racing out of Florida. These things are still in pre-order, but the frame is made of carbon fiber and it's powered by a 2.4hp Honda motor topping out at 25-30mph and gets about 150 miles per tank and it weighs 51lbs so most of the weight is probably in the engine. It's very cute. I wish someone would just give me one.

This is a shoshinsha. You'll see these stickers on JDM cars. Actually. Idk if they're still doing that.

I just wanted to be included 🥺

Sotion GTS11. It's a direct bolt on for Megacles. It'll be the easiest motor swap I've ever done. Granted I've only done that once, but once was enough for me to never want to do that again. But that was before you could just learn how to swap a motor on YouTube and also before they made kits for motor swaps as readily available. Now you can put a K in basically anything. Well. Not my mini-bike, but you get it.

This is Megacles, the best good boy.

This is a bike chain I got for Megacles for my motor swap.

This is basically all the stuff you need for a healthy little electric motorcycle. It's the Death2Gas 72v drop in kit. It has all the specs I was gonna try and piece together, but this saves me time and money because I so have to learn how to weld. 😊

This is Megacles. Eventually I'm gonna paint it some sort of green and get the seat reupholstered.

Bateleur Eagle. Sub-Saharan African Eagle and all around good boy.

Shout-out to whoever gave me this to properly express my feelings about things

Champong by Nongshim. It's a spicy seafood flavor and it's really good! I think it's related to jjampong. They're thicker noodles. I stir-fried some carrots and broccoli with a pork chop and some shrimpies.