Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets

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Hymie Tungjorps. Hungie Bopboops. Hingy Tingus. Hyro Bingbip. Hingus Dalp. Jangly Hinghops. Tarmie Wingwas. Tempie Hemphouse.

a Boox Go Color 7 ereader showing a Bluesky post of a chubby cat

the applebee's in Times Square on 42nd, about a block from the bus terminal

Feelin' fine.

I should be given a million dollars by the government for being cool and good
They oughta kill you. You should be dead.

$pub fn title_case(s: String) -> String { let mut ch = s.chars(); match ch.next() { None => String::new(), Some(c) => c.to_uppercase().collect::<String>() + ch.as_str(), } }$

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The Italian American Civil Rights League REJECTS Anthony Fauci and hereby deems him a disgrace to our people.

This vile man forgot EVERYTHING it means to be an Italian American and now represents everything our heritage stands against.

He deserves a long prison sentence.

NYC real-estate billionaire John Catsimatidis, owner of the Gristedes chain of supermarkets

I felt a little bad when I got advertised a kickstarter for "the perfect cup for milk and cookies" which was this dumb cup with a rectangular cutout that "allowed for dunking"

I messaged the creators and asked, what you would do if you had a cookie bigger than the cutout, and they replied you could break it up, and I then asked why you would buy this when you could just break the cookie in half, and hours later they cancelled the campaign.

a box of NIST 1196 Standard Cigarettes for Ignition Resistance Testing

a baffling CBGB restaurant in Newark Airport terminal C

title screen for Train Sim World 6, featuring a NJ Transit train which I think is a Comet V on one of the Hoboken branch lines

the bootleg bart "eat pant" cake but with "chart" crudely superimposed over "pant"

a graph of "jokes at the expense of neoliberal economics", showing the quantity peaking and then falling off

the last panel of the Haus of Decline strip about the bloodless quant failing to understand that the mean is not the individual, but the chart has been removed and replaced with Chort from FFXIV

Sticking one's nose where it doesn't belong! As the Arabic saying goes: he who interferes with what doesn't concern him finds what doesn't please him

pictures of the kits from a recent Premier League season, almost all of which have corporate sponsors instead of team names or logos

screenshot of CachyOS's update tool running pacman to download and install updated packages

"she doesn't even go here" from Mean Girls

the Wiktionary entry for "Glup Shitto", with an etymology with citations and example sentences

old wikihow image of a family with distressingly tall noses all grinning ominously at what they see on their computer screen

editorial board, who is on the "follows ragnarok lobster" blocklist

a structural analysis model of a cantilevered stacker (a piece of industrial equipment that makes stockpiles of material, like sand or grain), that's vaguely animal-shaped like a creature with a very long neck and stubby limbs

DES MOINES, Iowa (UPI)-When then-President
Richard M. Nixon took a trip to Europe in the early 1970s, he was so impressed by West German police uniforms he ordered similar outfits for his own White House guards.
The 32 gaudy uniforms, which caused the White House guards nothing but embarrassment, have now found their way to lowa where, an official said, they will be sold to some small-town high-school band unable to outfit itself.
Thomas Roller, director of the state's Federal Surplus
Division, said the search will begin soon for a band that could use the ceremonial white jackets and black leather caps.
Roller, whose job it is to acquire government surplus goods for the state, said he learned the uniforms were up for grabs when the General Services Administration announced the outfits would be made available to the state.
He said he had a special interest in the uniforms because he never forgot the look on the face of a White House guard who was photographed wearing one of them.
"When they first appeared, the guards were greeted with gales of laughter,
"he said. "They were pitiful, they
looked European and out of place."
Roller said the White House decided to abandon the new uniforms after about one week in public and they have been in mothballs ever since.
Iowa ended up with 32 of the 130 full uniforms offered by the government and about 50 of the black police type hats. Roller said his department probably will have to charge about $5 or $10 per uniform.
"They will be fine for a band," Roller said. "But they did have sort of a Nazi connotation when they came out and that offended some people."

an elderly orange cat with one slightly wonky ear

this has been talked about extensively you're just matthew yglesias

trump at LIV Bedminster three years ago, extremely overheated and squinting and moist, looking like he's barely holding on while trying to talk to two random attendees

fake vinyl facades for the food court entrances

an election sign for ORGAN PROSECUTOR

Susie Plakson as K'Ehleyr, Worf's ex-girlfriend and mother of his son, in a red body suit with asymmetrical oval metallic accents on her belt and sleeves

a screenshot of The Palace, a visual chatroom with 2D avatars superimposed over a prerendered background

a company car for “Geese Chasers LLC” featuring an absolutely unhinged looking Australian shepherd

Latuff's "Dying for Bush's Oil" cartoon of a troop getting shot, first edited to replace "Bush's Oil" with "Ballroom", then edited again to replace "Ballroom" with "Slime"

a bunch of theater entrances marked with big white numbers on plain blue walls in a corridor straight out of a Doubletree Inn

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the Girl Drink Drunk from Kids in the Hall, Dave Foley sipping a drink called a "chocolate choo-choo" and having his world rocked by the revelation of booze that tastes like candy

an ad for a canned cocktail’s sweepstakes where the prize is a phone call from Jon Bon Jovi to your mother

diagram from Star Trek: the Next Generation Technical Manual showing an elevation view through the engineering section

the answersingenesis.org feed, with monthly posts with very little interaction up until their final post almost a year ago

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Horse found in stable.

an atomic purple steam deck, because I am a 90's kid seeking apotheosis through translucent consumer electronics

the world map from Tengai Makyou The Apocalypse IV (Far East of Eden series), showing a distorted RPG world map of a region similar to North America with American city and landmark names

tha_snazzle: do u mean whoper
AZCS3: Yes, the Original Whopper®. That is what I meant.
tha_snazzle: i have had whoper

the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady

Star Trek Voyager
Episode: "TUVIX"
He said, "Doesn't anyone see that this is wrong?"

The "dark web" does not host legitimate markets for safe, verified gluten-free food. Instead, dark web marketplaces primarily traffic in illicit drugs, stolen data, and malware. Attempting to buy food from hidden or anonymous networks is highly dangerous, as there is absolutely no regulation, quality control, or guarantee that the products are safe or authentic.

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No problem at all! If anything comes up later, just let me know. Have a great day!

doordash thinks I am interested in "fish and chips" and that I can get it delivered from AMC Theaters

one wall of my home office, with a bunch of pegboards on the walls with 3D printed hooks and cups and organizers, and an IKEA Kallax shelf and Bror work table

an L bag of Consomme Punch chips

a cat on a desk looking at an early-90s desktop computer displaying a picture of the same cat

Welcome, tha_snazzle! I hope you enjoy our lively forum. We are dedicated to providing a top-tier environment in which to discuss the Burger King experience. I am your volunteer moderator, AErosTwiceChastened53.

Microsoft Bing search for "hot dogs"

a product for sale called "moron bone", for $3.99/lb

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IN THE OPENING CREDITS OF THE 2000'S
HIT TV SERIES THE SOPRANOS