jims

@jims.bsky.social

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i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us

a little egg man. got some interesting medical news recently, life could be getting better soon. i hope life gets better for everybody, regardless of how dark the state of the planet becomes
ordinary meese
crob
this? would you like to know what this is? i could tell you. i could say it's a block of ice, or the crystalized tears of a westbound dolphin. can dolphins cry? i could tell you. i could tell you all kinds of things. just let me in,
slimey the worm from sesame street, the apotheosis of sexual awakenings
the pudding in which proof resides
miss frizzle and her pet dog from the magic school bus inside the magic school bus with an ominous shadow in the building window behind them. is it the Unabomber? i sure hope not
a carton of choccy milk with big m branding. a classic staple, goes well with a hot meat pie
a tshirt that reads 'nobody wants to date a sensitive guy anymore'
a 2nd head surgery
two boar piloting a suit of leather armour like a gundam
i havemn't slept in days
gucci belt gang
pope hat accessory
three hotdogs on a plate. this is lunch at its peak, the apex of midday culinary innovation. call your mother, call your father. let them know.
a slurpee wearing a bear wearing sunnies that represent the slurpee that wields it
kain jellygiam
1 save
tom clancy foretelling a home run
a second crab man has hit the towers
shrek (2001)
hetty mckinnon is a certified freak, seven days a week. that's libel though
#facts
g-banger's classic 'mission accomplished' tableaux
I HAVE NOT BEEN TUPPING GOODY SMYTHE I WILL NOT SIGN THE CONFESSION
jims' distraught paternal figure and jims' real mum are typing...
prescient squid loading screen. stay hydrated
these things have bomb detectors right?
a log to cid on and eat a heinz One For Two can of spaghetti if you're feeling cheeky
hatzegopteryx asking the shadow man if he has games on he phone
normal scom
people who push their chair back in when they leave a table usually display these 8 unique qualities
rooby roo and raggy
george lucas reveals why yoda talks backwards at 'empire strikes back' anniversary screening
many crabs eating lunch on the muddy shore of a mangrove
HONEY CRUNCH Y NIT CRUNCHY NIT HONEY CRUNCHY NUT CLUSTERS CRUNH HLU CH NUTTTTT
respectful friar
two eyes two lips snake oil lyin' hips
ice cold evidence
wallaby with a gun
robin hood holding a gat
kirby inhaling some steam or something i don't know what that little pink freak gets up to and i don't care
abbey the forensic scientist from ncis
muppets mentioned
nightmare
new teeth who this
P I N T
nightmare?
super saiyan jims
macnonna
incredible art by @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social, with an indisputable message of ultimate power written over the top. i am unkillable
arthur
Maslow's hierarchy of needs, unedited
philosophers concurring on a vital matter
mountain poo
mountain poo
same waiter same day same ladyfingers
exasperated waiter with a mouth full of ladyfingers, reposted to not split the thread like a barbarian