Jim Saraco

@jimsaraco.bsky.social

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I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray… + dream factory + dobalina approved + js3sound + lumoza.io + podanalyst.com + Yay Area @me about Purple Music/podcasts/music/sports Lakers, Raiders, Giants/ general shenanigans. #resist

Picture of the Big 4 from one of the most dominant NBA Champions of all-time, the 2001 Lakers. Horace Grant, Kobe Bryant, Shaq, JR Rider.

Immaculate Grid version of the some of the absolute worst 1st round draft picks of the Oakland Vega$ Raiders over the past 20+ years. I could fill up 5 of these if we go back even further. Commitment to Excellence!

Iron Sheik reminds all of his Twitter followers that "HULK HOGAN IS THE JABRONI OF THE EARTH". Rot in hell, Hulkster.

The Iron Sheik reminds us all: "fuck the hulk hogan THEN...fuck the hulk hogan NOW...FUCK THE HULK HOGAN FOREVER!"

Clippers legend Benoit Benjamin

Purple Rain album cover

Album cover of Prince's iconic album "1999"

Cover image of "The Gold Experience" - The Artist Formerly Known as Prince's first album released and credited to the unpronounceable 'love symbol' O{+>

“It was cavalier and an extremely high-risk decision, and wasteful,” said Ann Willis, California regional director of American Rivers, a nonprofit environmental organization.

Willis, who worked for the corps in 2007 and 2008, said there was no reason to dump water that farmers and cities were depending on, and that releasing water unexpectedly like this could have unleashed flooding and put people at risk.

“To intentionally create a situation where that could have been the outcome, it’s depraved and mind-blowing,” Willis said.

screenshot of a ridiculous ad sent by the Sacramento A's asking for a down payment for season tickets for a stadium that may never exist. And a remind that owner John Fisher is one of the worst pro sports owners in history and is a real piece of ----.

Lakers GM Rob Pelinka at an amusement park…rocking a hoodie, backpack and crushing a churro. Just like us.

Screenshot of a paragraph from an article talking about how the AI company OpenAI is absolutely fucking ridiculous and is now complaining their work was stolen, when they used stolen work to create their own. Who says irony isn't dead?!?

Text of the article screenshot:

"I will explain what this means in a moment, but first: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha. It is, as many have already pointed out, incredibly ironic that OpenAI, a company that has been obtaining large amounts of data from all of humankind largely in an “unauthorized manner,” and, in some cases, in violation of the terms of service of those from whom they have been taking from, is now complaining about the very practices by which it has built its company. "

An adorable fawn pug sleeping on a blue couch outside.

Box score of the lakers bench showing how especially bad they were tonight - and demonstrates why we’ll never go anywhere if this what they give us. -20 for Gabe Vincent is a disaster.

Screen grab of an emergency warning stating a tornado could touch down in freaking San Francisco!

Picture of the iconic delicacy knows as Moons Over my Hammy, a signature sandwich at Denny's. The picture shows this amazing grilled ham + eggs + cheese sandwich cut in half - aka *horizontally* - to provide maximum sandwich area and flavor radius.

Text alert from national weather service letting me know about a Tsunami warning....and Godzilla!

Martin Lawrence walking amongst medieval citizens whilst in his modern Jets jersey as the iconic Black Knight.

dramatic spotlight on a single stool on stage.

Box score showing how truly awful the lakers played tonight in a blowout loss to the suns.

The song “my love is forever” by Prince from Prince’s debut album “Foe You”

Kaleidoscope backdrop from prince piano & microphone concert

picture of the 3 minnesota timberwolves that were on NBA Jam: the legend JR Rider, Tom Gugliotta and Christian Laettner (but we always just ignored him)