Jessica

@jizzwitch.bsky.social

1425 Followers 129 Following

America's favorite bimbo necromancer

3/4 view of jizzwitch's juicy round ass in yoga pants
a book entitled "sun salutation ANUS" with a woman in downard dog in silhouette, the sun glowing behind her ass
jizzwitch lifts a striped shirt to reveal a biblically accurate angel tattooed across her abs. her obliques are very developed
black and white drawing of a mage in six stages of age/evolution, starting as a fresh-faced young man and ending as a bearded, monstrous half-human, crawling with bugs and surrounded by magical fire
screenshot of a text message that says "sheriff just came by with a subpoena for you"
a screenshot of a DM which says "I want to be human-centipeded to your pussy"
beanbags that looks like giant Caucasian nutsacks
jo jos bizarre adventure looking ass bitch
blonde woman in all black avoiding lasers
painting of a dude incredulously fingerblasting jesus' side wound, while 2 other guys watch
a woman's hand holding a white mug that says " world's greatest financial advisor " in black lettering
mirror selfie of a tall woman with tattooed arms. her face is obscured by her phone. she's wearing a black hood, sleeveless black floor length dress, and a heavy silver belt that looks like two clasped hands
A poster from Jim Jarmusch's film Only Lovers Left Alive featuring Tom Hiddleston's character holding a gun to his heart
fuckboy emoji
screenshot of Dennis from always sunny sitting in a car. the subtitles say [laughter] you dumb bitch
sad tattooed redheaded woman laying on a bed, looking at the camera