JJ Wolverine

@jjwolverine.bsky.social

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Your favorite pretend wolverine. Also find me on Mastodon! @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es . (Naughty posts are over at @jjwolverineAD.bsky.social )

a car tire with a piece of metal sticking out of it
a countertop with about 50 bottles of assorted condiments such as jam, mustard, and sriracha
a trifle dessert made of layered whip cream, berries, and lemon pound cake
a bag of Takis brand chips, in "pickle punch" flavor
a photo of an intersection of two roads. A traffic light, currently red, is above a sign saying NO TURN ON RED
a hard plastic suitcase at a baggage claim carousel at an airport, crushed in the center with a large dent. the suitcase has stickers on it labeling it "PRIORITY" and "FRAGILE".
a sign at a zoo which says "Please refrain from howling at the wolves"
A person-sized electronic billboard screen inside a bank, but instead of displaying an ad it is showing a giant android lock screen with an emergency broadcast notification on it. The text on the screen is upside down for some reason.
a person wearing a black hoodie in the self checkout lane at a safeway, facing away from the camera. The back of the hoodie displays the words "MAKE MONEY NOT FRIENDS."
A fuzzy pink bathroom slipper is sitting outdoors on a busy urban sidewalk next to a row of parked cars
the menu at a restaurant, displayed at the restaurant counter on overhead televisions. The prices displayed on the screens have been changed by covering them with physical paper and tape, showing higher prices for each item hand-written in marker on the paper.
shelves at a department store, containing an assortment of two foot tall ceramic chickens, snails, monkeys, buddhas, and capybaras for sale
A closed door with a restroom sign on it. The door has a keypad lock, and there are several signs on the door saying that they code is "12345".
a large brown beanbag with a metal guitar laying across it
a bag of packaged pretzels, labeled "POP-UMS" from "SNACK FACTORY"
a bumper of a car. a sticker with a pikachu-like character on it saying the words "please don't hit me, i don't know how insurance works"
two people in helmets and visors stand on a snow-covered hill. snow-covered pine trees are behind them, with a lake in the distance.
a dirty home air filter, to which someone has stuck paper cut-outs of cartoon bacteria with speech bubbles saying things like "too clean!" and "help us!"
A screenshot from the game Intelligence, linked below.
A satirical summary of a Verizon Wireless monthly bill, describing the customer as a "peasant" and that their next "pillaging" by pillaging specialist Gronthar will regrettably include more spoils such as taken livestock and maidens carried off.
a green pasture overlooking white cloudcover below it. the sky is clear and bright.
a food can which looks at first like it contains soup, but it says "540 ml Strop derable PUR" which is maple syrup
a banner hanging from a lamp post on a street in a california town. The banner says "modernism week"
colorful graffiti adorns an alley wall. it is well drawn
A parked Ford Explorer police vehicle. It is labeled with the words "POLICE" and "PALM SPRINGS" in several places, but is also wrapped with rainbow flags and rainbow imagery.
A screenshot of the "Game Finished" notification from Factorio, a game. The "Time played" statistic shows 582 hours.
A fire engine decorated to look like a shark. It's mostly blue with a tooth-filled mouth painted on the front, gills on the side, and a plastic shark fin on the roof.
an empty office floor at night, looking in from outside
four skewers of roasted vegetables including red onion, red bell pepper, yellow bell pepper, roma tomato, and zucchini squash
a photo of the Lick Observatory 36 inch refracting telescope, the second largest of its type in the world. Seen inside its 60 ton steel dome, with the weather doors currently closed. The room has teak walls and the dome and floor move on wrought iron rails.
A sign affixed to a building over its entrance. The sign is an illustration of a beaver with an angry expression on its face. It is brandishing a hockey stick over its head while riding astride a falling atomic bomb. A mushroom cloud blooms in the background. The sign reads, "THE ANGRY BEAVER, GREENWOOD WA"
a man and a woman walking on a sidewalk. they are wearing white tank tops and denim pants. the pants are very loose fitting and have large pockets sewn onto the legs.
a large outdoor stone sculpture installation of a coiled viper. the sculpture is in a park, and has surface designs reminiscent of aztec carvings. unfortunately the viper's thickness and the shape of the coils are reminiscent of a large pile of human feces.
a dozen or so paper cut-outs of a white man's smiling face, taped to a wall
two home baked circular pizzas on metal trays are set out on a kitchen counter, with various toppings.
two mason jars of orange kumquat fruit floating in alcohol, and six small sample glasses of yellow liquid
a photograph of a completed 1000 piece puzzle on a table. The puzzle depicts a stylized illustration of famous places in London around the Thames, such as the globe theater.
The cover of a paperback book, entitled "The Mill Girl" by Rosie Goodwin. The cover shows a photorealistic image of an attractive woman with long red hair. She is wearing a tight fitting red dress and looking at the camera with a fierce expression. Wind is blowing her hair around, giving her a wild, determined look.
The back of an airplane seat. The seat back pouch has a safety card tucked into it, entitled "737-8MAX/8MAX Rafts".
A small shrink-wrapped cardboard box sitting on a countertop, an unused 23andme test kit. The packaging reads "23andMe" and "Welcome to you" with colorful graphics of chromosomes.
Three packages of Oreo brand cookies are placed on a table, each with a different unusual flavor. "Mint Chip Flavor Cream", "Cinnamon bun", and "Sour Patch Kids".
a page from a book entitled "The Catholic Youth's Guide to Life and Love". A paragraph on the page is highlighted. It reads: As a Catholic youngster, your conscience will tell you that you should avoid non-Catholics because solid experience teaches that mixed marriages are filled with many dangers for the husband and wife and their children. It's bad enough to risk losing your own soul in a mixed marriage, but how much worse to risk the souls of the innocent children you bring into the world.
A sign on the wall at a restaurant, advertising a soup of the day and a featured dessert. In chalk writing, the soup of the day is "BEER" and the dessert is "WINE"
Loose snow blowing over a snow-covered hill in bright sunlight under a clear blue sky
A partial screenshot from a movie app showing a partial list of actors in the movie, photos of their faces, and which character they played. The actor "Sala Baker" is shown as a jovial looking man in a festive red hat. He is credited for playing the evil sorceror "Sauron" in The Fellowship Of The Ring.
a small wooden house situated in a countryside on a clear autumn day. a single tall window faces the camera.
a photographed sunny day time outdoor scene of a dirt walking path next to a pool of pink water with bright white salt beach. a city skyline is in the distance at the foot of the mountains beyond.
an open and empty package of Oreo brand sandwich cookies. It contains crumbs but nothing else.
a residential flag on a slanted flagpole attached to the outside of a house. the flag is styled to match the california state flag, with a star, bear, and stripe. However, the text says "NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC" and the bear is a mutant with two heads. This flag is the official flag of the fictional NCR from the video game and television series "Fallout".
A screenshot of the linked spreadsheet, showing each California ballot measure in the upcoming election, and my recommendations. The linked spreadsheet additionally has columns showing endorsements from other resources like SPUR.
a lawn in a park on a sunny day. some thin wire scaffolding has been formed into a four meter tall tyrannosaurus made of christmas lights.
A black squirrel is laying down on the top of a fence rail, apparently trying to cool itself off.
A residential bathroom featuring a shower and a frosted glass cubicle, which likely contains a toilet. The vague shape of a clothed person can be hazily seen through the frosted glass, sitting on the toilet. Although the frosted glass is intended to provide privacy to the person on the toilet, it still leaves little to the imagination!
A rack of magazines including "PawPrint" showing a cat on the cover, and a magazine that says "RECIPES"
A smoke alarm attached to a bare ceiling
two outdoor plastic chairs, labeled with adhesive lettering. One of them says "LEASE D MO" because it has letters missing. The other chair isn't missing letters and is more clear that the intent of the label was "PLEASE DO NOT MOVE" the chair
A 20 foot long motor boat on a trailer parked in a driveway. The boat's name is "Farmasea" which is a nautical pun on the english word "Pharmacy" i guess
An old and slightly beat up sports car (a white nissan 300zx twin turbo with t-tops), with a sticker in the window saying, "NO AIRBAGS, we die like real men"