John Kestner

@jkestner.bsky.social

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Industrial designer

“I’m sorry, but all of the commercials that are like, ‘What if I had the computer buy my kid a birthday gift?’ I’m like, ‘What if you learned what your kid likes?’ … Like, I don’t know man, it sounds like [they] don’t want to do the fundamental act of being a person,” he said.
There are no "good" billionaires (with a skeleton and Tron grid)
Robot judge in Futurama
John Waters saying "They all should be in jail. Every person that ever played sports." with "played sports" replaced with "had a billion dollars."
The daily montage typically runs for about two minutes, sometimes longer, the officials said. One described each daily video as a series of clips of “stuff blowing up.”
Unused paper grocery bag for Smitty’s, a grocery store chain that existed 30 years ago.
Sad dog wearing a tight pink lycra suit so she'll stop chewing herself.
Travel Light, the book
Bag of Shaqlicious not-very-sour gummies in the shape of his face
Adolescent cardinal just leaving the nest, hanging out on a vine looking derpy.
Simpsons "That's a paddlin'" meme, with "Complaining about counterterrorism" / "That's a terrorism"
Spice bleacher, rows of spice containers with googly eyes
Goose taking a bath
A Sri Lankan newspaper article titled "Soft drinks now in cans" and two businessmen shaking hands and posing behind an array of cans.
"Oh man, time for folks to be INSUFFERABLE about font choices on here" in fatsoCAPS font.
multi-channel graph in the dashboard showing light levels from three Pickups
Pickup manufacturing test board on a workbench, plugged into a Pickup board.
Goose yelling
A pile of magazines with an inside article on decluttering.