Jack Harrison

@jlharrison.bsky.social

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Posts about politics a lot. (he/him)

The Andy Burnham Cabinet Selection Cycle with a picture of Andy Burnham, two text boxes saying “?????” and arrows connecting the text boxes in a circle
My work here is done. But you didn’t do anything!
What? - Joe Biden
Tom Harwood tweet concerning the suspect in the Ann Widdecombe murder: Did he take the day off work to make this journey or were my taxes once again paying for someone's idleness?
News headline “Nigel Farage appointed to Scarborough role”
News notification that begins “Super-sub Merino the hero”
Luca is the fourth most popular name for boys, with Arthur, Oliver, George, Oscar, Theodore and Freddie.
From a BBC news article Asked why he did not declare benefits provided by convicted criminal George Cottrell, Farage said: "This is utterly spurious. Utterly spurious. "I wasn't in politics. I was a broadcaster and an influencer and he helped me go out into the English Channel when the boats started to come, film that and make it into a public issue."
The movie takes place in the "Tillyverse," described by the production company as "a surreal digital world located somewhere up in the Cloud." It will tell "a coming-of-age story infused with existential AI chaos," Particle6 said.
Miiverse meme post "i wish squids were real" but the profile picture has been swapped for Andy Burnham's anime pfp
First text Hi Jack, After listening to frustration about call queues, we are installing a new telephone solution. Our digital assistant, EMMA, will answer immediately and help with common reasons for calling us. EMMA handles routine calls so our team can focus on your care. Everything you say is kept confidential & sent securely. Should you have any feedback, please use the feedback form on
Today’s FTSE 100, showing a slight rise towards lunchtime then a slight decline in the afternoon, finishing 0.12% up from the previous close.
Andy Burnham’s Bluesky profile, complete with 3D-ish cartoon profile picture
Cat look inside meme Burnham mystery box Look inside Josh Simons
Blackadder quote “Thank god! We lived through it! The Great War, 1914 to 1917”
The salary of an Assembly Member is currently £66,390 per year, except for the Statutory Deputy Mayor which is £118,124 and the Chair of the Assembly which is £79,617. https://www.london.gov.uk/who-we-are/governance-and-spending/spending-money-wisely/salaries-expenses-benefits-and-workforce-information
My results from Britmonkey’s politics quiz 75% woke - 25% chud 36% techbro - 64% neo-Luddite 67% hopepilled - 33% doomer Continued in next image
Except from my essay Brexit and the Boy We all know the rest of the story. Boris Johnson won the subsequent leadership contest and became Prime Minister, and I remember thinking at the time that well, what a shit, the country is finished. And I was kind of right on that too. But actually the archetype of "guy who thinks he's Churchill but is actually just a twat" is as British as electric kettles for tea, Jam and Jerusalem, or that one song about thirty years of hurt.
"Every country in the world belongs to America" meme. First panel is Will Stancil post: Hey, maybe if every single national leader ends up immensely loathed for reasons that people can't really consistently articulate, almost irrespective of their actual policies or ideology, it points to a larger mystery about politics that we should solve. Second panel is Julianna post: Whilst "everyone gives a different reason for why Starmer is hated" indicates a lot of poeple are going to be unhappy with his replacement, it's not contradictory. It's death by a thousand cuts Third panel is unchanged
Harrogate Town Council election results for Harlow Ward. Jack Harrison for the Labour Party is in last place with 5% of the votes.
Stewart Lee, famous for “these days, if you say you’re English, you’re arrested and thrown in jail”
Dril turning a dial that says racism tweet
Tweet from Mike Tapp: The Home Secretary was clear today; we must identify and address any links between ethnicity, religion and culture - and child rape.
Megamaths TV show logo
BBC live thread headline “Henry Nowak protestors jailed for throwing objects at Southampton disorder”
Twitter post from Keir Starmer: The scenes in Belfast last night were shocking and completely unacceptable. There is no justification for the violence and disorder that we saw threatening our communities, nor for those who encouraged it, online or elsewhere. It is clear that people were targeted last night because of their background and I will not tolerate it. Those responsible will feel the full force of the law. I've spoken to the Chief Constable of the Police Service of Northern Ireland to convey my thanks to them and the frontline emergency services for their bravery in keeping people safe. I've also spoken to the First Minister and Deputy First Minister to discuss the ongoing situation. Appealing for calm must be the priority, and that is what l urge now. We must let the police get on with their work.
Me at the Stray wearing a waterproof coat. Behind me you can see almost the whole Stray and there’s nobody there.
“The secret ingredient is crime.” meme
[07/07/2024, 6:36 PM] Peter Mandelson: Ed, above is from a friend of mine who used to work in No10 (in fact neighbour in Personal). Nice guy. [07/07/2024, 1:22 PM] Ed Miliband: Very helpful thanks [17/08/2024, 1:44 PM] Peter Mandelson: Have you registered? https:// app.onlinesurveys.jisc.ac.uk/s/ oxford/register-to-vote-public [17/08/2024, 2:24 PM] Ed Miliband: I am away from this phone. If you have an urgent work matter please email Personal and my office will pick up. For urgent personal issues, please use Personal [16/11/2024, 7:21 PM] Peter Mandelson: Voting will open on Monday for the final round of the Oxford Chancellor election so please monitor your inbox. Please also see my video below where I set out why we need a Chancellor with strong international [message cut off]. [16/11/2024, 7:21 PM] Peter Mandelson: With William Hague's extensive campaign organisation backed by CCHQ, and substantial support amongst alumni, it is important for us to get out the vote. Please forward this to as many friends and contacts who might be registered to vote, or alumni group chats, so that we get the best Chancellor for Oxford University. https://x.com/WrldClassOxford/status/18567605367233293022 t=jOoEK9naLFoo7tcXqH4W3A& s=196 [16/11/2024, 7:21 PM] Ed Miliband: This number is no longer used regularly. Please email Personal if this is a work related matter or message Perso nal
General election 2024 result in Makerfield: Labour - 18,202 votes Reform - 12,803 votes Other parties are distantly behind.
Der Spiegel online headline "Halb Politdrama, halb Monty Python"
Battling PM Crust Ahead headline from the Boris era. The top text is changed to "as our Keith pork pie chart shows". The subheading is changed to "No. 10 does nothing as plotters stall". Boris' face is replaced with Starmer. The pork pie chart sections are "local election results", "revolting Labour MPs" and "throw them some red meat about steel or Europe and call it a reset I literally don't care". Unchanged are "he's in a pickle" and "he's cutting the mustard".
“Can you tweet something like” meme
The Times headline “PM eyes decade in power” from the Boris Johnson era. Boris did not, in fact, get a decade in power.
Withnail and I “we’ve gone on holiday by mistake” but it’s “we’ve become Prime Minister by mistake”
Greater Manchester local elections map - lots of Reform on the perimeter, Manchester itself is a Green Party sweep, very few Labour wards.
Tweet from Kemi Badenoch: Across the country the Conservatives are coming back.
BBC projected national vote share: Reform - 26% Green - 18% Conservative - 17% Labour - 17% Lib Dem - 16% Others - 6%
Tony Blair as King in that one episode of The Crown
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace. - George W. Bush
Squidward looking out window meme
Star Wars stormtrooper adorned in the Reform logo and colours, with a caption saying "Vote Reform on May 7th", posted as a Facebook post by Reform UK Earley and Woodley
However, Mahmood Ahmed is not named in Mawrey's 100-page judgment, nor does Mawrey address or dismiss any allegations against him.
UK population pyramid from 2021 showing the largest cohort to be in their 50s (i.e. now 5 years later they would be looking to retire). Younger generations, particularly younger than 20 (so currently the 20-somethings in their first full decade of work) are the smallest demographic other than the very elderly. This means that, 40-50 years from now, there will be a lot fewer pensioners.
The “Every country in the world belongs to America” meme edited to start with the post by Mark Lynch
User-generated poll: Who thinks the Lowescroft Constituant should be banned from this platform? Yes - he is actively inciting hatred towards women, lgbtq etc. - 100% No - im a woman hating incel that only gets validation from tearing down others on the internet. No - strongly suspect he is a self professed incel who thinks sexual harasment is flirting No - and also gets offended if a woman rejects him so is a little cry baby and hater
BBC News headline: Coachella campers are turning tents fancy - and not all Brits are happy
Cat looking inside meme - AI generated movie - Look inside - Real Casey Affleck
BBC News headline: US Treasury secretary says short-term economic pain worth long-term security
"I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top." meme
User-generated poll on House of the People website. Which side do you support in world war 2? Allies (I am Right Wing Politically) - 84% Allies (I am Centrist Politically) - 10% Allies (I am Left Wing Politically) - 3% Axis (I am Right Wing Politically) - 2% Axis (I am Centrist Politically) - 1% Axis (I am Left Wing Politically) - 0%
"It's a pity both sides can't lose." - Henry Kissinger
Feathers McGraw, the penguin from Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers, with a speech bubble, as if he is saying the headline.
Tweet from @BritishOverseas The Governor of St Helena, Nigel Phillips, has confirmed Jonathan Tortoise is alive and well - he has just checked on him. This post is false and the real Joe Hollins does not have an X account.
Tweet from @BritishOverseas The Governor of St Helena, Nigel Phillips, has confirmed Jonathan Tortoise is alive and well - he has just checked on him. This post is false and the real Joe Hollins does not have an X account.
Fracking support among Labour voters - 64% oppose and 17% approve as of 16th March 2026 (YouGov)
ISBN register info for Suicide of a Nation by Matt Goodwin Suicide of a Nation ISBN-13: 9781919401409 ISBN-10: 1919401407 Author: Matt Goodwin Edition: Unabridged Binding: Paperback Publisher: Matthew Goodwin Published: 2026-03-16
Screenshot of Google Books page for Suicide of a Nation by Matt Goodwin - the publisher is listed as North Bay Front Productions.
Tweet from @McivorJaymey "Any chance I can get an Easter Egg please M&S? Will they ever learn It's like they do this on purpose to offend. Easter is not National Choclate Day. Which extremists are you trying hard to not offend?" Attached to the tweet are two images of Easter eggs, one called "Speckled Eggs" and one called "Gigantic Buttons Egg".