Jordan the naive monkey

@jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social

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Book reading, comic collector, sci-fi, films, theatre, gay geek, 👫. Workout now and again. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 😸 dad and DEI professional. 📍NE London

A bearded nerd cosplaying as the Scarlet Spider
Jordan, a white man with a white beard, sits topless in a grassy park.
Four photos of a man in his 40s flexing his arms. The top 2 photos he has a vest on and in the lower two, he's topless
A bearded white man in glasses and a strand of hair trailing down his forehead walks through a sunny north London residential street
Tattooed arm, arm pit and nipple
A night time view over London from the Manor House Travelodge.
Hot weather infographic featuring cartoon dogs
Breakdown of my body fat (10%) and muscle mass (54%) percentage.
The poster for the film Obsession
A young black cat with yellow eyes
Jordan, a white guy with a greying beard and glasses, sits on profile by a tree
Jordan, a bearded white man with glasses, is stood in front of a yellow wall
Jordan, a white man in his 40s, is stood topless in a changing room.
A sleeping black kitten snores in a grey cat bed.
A man with a towel wrapped around his waist takes a selfie in a bathroom mirror.
A young black and white cat lies in a cardboard box.
A black cat sits on a jowly white man in glasses.
The poster for "Wuthering Heights". Jacob Elodie holds Margot Robbie.
My round white face from the left side.
Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is stood in the gym wearing a Spider-Man top.
A young black and white cat yawning (but he could be smiling)
A screenshot from GoodReads stating I have trading my reading challenge of the year of 48 books read.
Jordan, a hairy white guy, is flexing his right arm and has a very small bicep on display.
A black and white cat sat near some Christmas lights
Six books arranged on a grey blanket
My colour is Serenity
The paper bag from Scribbler featuring a smooth gnome in a thong lovingly hugging a large candy cane
A graph showing that at 178cm Jordan is slightly past the average curve
Spiral architecture with a glass domed ceiling.
A man with a beard and red coat stood by the railings of the Mersey Ferry. Liverpool can be seen in the background
A white man with a beard, in yellow trousers and vest sits in a gym
Two bearded men, one with pink hair and the other in a blue hat taking a selfie in front of the Liver building.
Two black and white cats are sat on a door shelf.
A small black and white kitten is sat in front of a TV watching a programme about cheetahs
A white man with a grey and black beard taking a selfie. He wears a green Celtics vest.
The cover of Helen of Wyndhorn showing a young ginger woman sat on a log before a large mysterious house
Two tuxedo cats (2 years and 11 weeks old) stretched out on the floor
The walled community from Attack on Titan
Percy, a black and white 10-week old kitten playing in a tunnel
Jordan at the gym
Jordan sat at the gym wearing a green vest
A topless hairy man covered in dark stripes, shadows cast from the blind
BusStop, a black and white cat, lounges in a window bed
A white, bearded man flexing his left arm
A hairy chested Brit in black and white
A black & white photo of a thin topless man with a beard and hairy chest
A cat rests his face into a grey blanket
A bearded guy in glasses sat in front of some foliage
A London tree full of blossom
The purple and blue Boohbah
A selfie of a bearded white guy in glasses with a clear blue sky behind him
Violet, a black cat, sits on a desk
My damaged finger in a plastic splint