Jamie

@jmrz.bsky.social

158 Followers 270 Following

I have magical hair & three magical cats. Mostly just here for nonsense. She / her. ✨

A black and white tuxedo cat is sitting nicely next to a blue cat carrier. He's very handsome.
Salem, a large black tabby/tortie cat is enjoying a churu while sitting in a cat carrier at the vet. His ears are all the way back in an angry way, and his tongue is hanging out. He looks very silly.
A screenshot from Facebook Marketplace showing a listing for a painting entitled '"Frog in her finest" oil painting'. The painting features a green frog with big black eyes and eyelashes, looking into a pink mirror. She looks very cute and demure, and has a big pink bow on the back of her head. The description for the listing is: "A whimsical girly green frog admires herself into a pink vanity mirror, adorned with fluttery lashes and a delicate bow, capturing the charm of self expression in a pastel landscape, personifying a loveable character. Dm if interested!"
A copy of The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman, with a blue page torn out with a handwritten inscription that says "To Jmrz, there are so few good people in the world, I feel honoured to know someone as wonderful as you. Jesse (2008)".
A photo of a white truck (or small lorry) parked on the side of the road on a patch of grass.
A batch of freshly baked chocolate chip muffins cooling on a wire rack.
A tuxedo cat is enjoying a churu treat, his tongue is out and in motion licking the treat. His eyes are laser focused and his whiskers are prominent.
A photo of Jamie showing off her freshly done hair. It is predominantly a vivid violet purple, with a warmer pinky purple in the parts framing her face. It is waist length, and lightly curled, and very shiny.
A screenshot of Spotify wrapped showing my September was 'pink pilates princess alt z dark pop' and that I was 'listening to artists like Nessa Barrett, Maggie Lindemann and Ellise'.
A screenshot of Spotify Wrapped stats showing that my top artist was Taylor Swift with 13,376 minutes listened, placing in the top 0.5% of listeners worldwide.
A screenshot of Spotify wrapped stats, showing my top song as Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan with 114 streams - top 0.01% of listeners worldwide.
Calcifer, a pale ginger cat, is sitting to have his photo taken. His mouth is hanging open, and his ears are angled backwards. He looks very silly.
Jamie is laying on the couch under a light grey blanket. She has a cool wash cloth over her chest and a blue icepack on her stomach. She looks unwell and a bit miserable.
A photo or Hozier performing on stage, playing guitar.
A photo of an orange cat. He's looking direct at the camera with his mouth hanging open. You can see his tiny teeth. He looks silly.
A large black tabby/tortie cat is sitting inside a soft blue cat carrier at the vet. A churu treat is being presented to him, and his eyes are wide with anticipation.
A large black tabby/tortie cat is loafing nicely on a pile of grey cushions of varying sizes. He looks extremely comfortable and like he does not want to be disturbed.
A large black Tabby/Tortie cat is sitting on a fuzzy pink blanket on a couch. He has huge glazed over eyes and a shaved patch af his neck and on his leg. He looks absolutely zooted.
A photo taken peering over a property fence. Felix, a black and white tuxedo cat, is standing on a paved section looking up towards the camera as if to say "I am not stuck, I am fine actually". He is most definitely stuck, and not at all fine.
A black and white tuxedo cwt is standing atop a garden shed. He has his tongue sticking out ever so slightly so he looks very silly.
A large black tabby/tortie cat is standing on the arm of a grey couch. He is doing a standing stretch and looks like a cat from a cartoon. His eyes are big and pupils large, and his face looks very round which makes him look very cute and funny.
A photo of someone holding a landline phone shaped like a frog. It is green on top with beady black eyes, and a pale yellow on the underside.
A large black tabby / tortie cat is laying on his back on a grey armchair. He has all four paws in the air.
A screenshot of FB marketplace listing of a 'Kawasaki jetski landline' phone. It is a corded landline phone in the shape of a small jetski with a purple seat.
Salem, a large tortie/tabby cat is sitting on Jamie's (a white woman with purple hair) lap. Salem has his front paws wrapped around Jamie's knee, and his thumb claws are extended to grip onto her pants. He has a grumpy and serious look on his face.
A ginger cat is curled up on a grey armchair. He is falling asleep and his eyes are mostly closed. He looks very sweet and cute.
A photo of four water bottles in cute colours (cream, pink, blue, and black) showing their base compartments open. The base compartments can store snacks and medication.
A photo of a ginger cat, staring slightly off to the side of the camera. He has a blank look in his eyes, and his mouth is hanging open so you can see all of his teeth. He looks very cute but also like he has never had a productive thought in his entire life.
A photo of a black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a white dressing table. He has his front paws up and pressed against the mirror. He looks like he is doing witchcraft.
A ginger cat is nestled into bed between a navy hour and light pink pillow. He's staring at the camera and he looks like a proper adult cat because of his serious face.