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@jmsl.bsky.social

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Used to be @jmsl on the site formerly known as Twitter. Account now deleted. Also @jmsl@mastodon.social Vice president of dog walking. Come for the intellectual dryer lint, stay for the bad takes.

“Whalers on the moon” from Futurama, singing their song.
ATHF Mooninites giving the finger to earth as they do.
Don Draper drunk pitching: “what if we confuse the mathematical connotation of reciprocal with the idea of reciprocity?”
Kim Vandrilla Brand Builder Creative Leader Ex-Clorox, Zillow... I stand here naked, covered only by a giant sign-on it, my salary is scrawled in black Sharpie. Last night the Wall Street Journal.
Gone are the days of getting a higher salary simply by switching employers.
Heather Pulier Financial Wellness Educator Empowering Financial... "Job Seekers Hit Wall of Salary Deflation" is a daunting headline but irrelevant to you. I left a prestigious position at Creative Artists...
LinkedIn email headline: why your next job may pay less.
Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy on the floor of the commodities exchange in Trading Places after shorting orange juice futures
The transportation advisor in a Sim City 2K alert dialog shouting “YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!” at you.
Scene from Arrested Development meme: Well did it work for those people? No it never does, I mean these people might delude themselves into thinking it might, but … but it might work for us.
Matt Gaetz looks like Butthead from Bevis and Butthead
Generative AI is spicy autocomplete.
Parody NYPD sign with a predator style drone hunting a family with a missile.