jmtorres

@jmtorres.bsky.social

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I've been in fandom for awhile, you can find me on ao3, tumblr, and DW with the same handle. Queer, disabled, middle-aged, Jewish dyke.

close up of a knife cutting into an orange with red spray (from the opening credits of the TV show Dexter)
an image of a CD case for the Oasis album "(What's the Story) Morning Glory?" The cover art features a city street with two motion blurred men walking towards each other. The album title is in all caps in white, like a meme generator image.
overhead view of a tortie cat on a tiled floor with her face in a dish of chicken
three cats arrayed on a wood floor. two black cats, one with white paws, are sitting up straight, while a tortie is stretched across half the frame lying on the floor
A black cat eats wet food while his brother, a tuxedo cat, sits behind him disconsolately. on a chair a few feet away a tortie cat stares directly at the camera accusingly
a black cat and and a tuxedo cat sitting in similar postures of attention
a tortie kitty relaxing against a socked human foot on a brown leather ottoman
a tortie cat curled up in a sink, head pillowed on the side for petting
Bra'tac from Stargate SG1, a jaffa with a gold mark on his forehead, a metal skullcap, a grey beard and pitted cheeks
screencap from Fodmap Friendly app shows oolong tea has 500% safe serve of fructans
A grocery store freezer case full of boxes of frozen ice cubes. the ad copy says they are crystal clear, ultra pure, and slow-melting
a sleeping kitty on a blue cushion
A cat delicately walking across the kitchen counter by a window and a sink and lots of kitchen appliances
A tortie cat with a split face, in loaf position, looking up at the camera overhead
screencap of the Fodmap Friendly app showing a 250ml serving of chai fails with 120% fructans
extreme close-up of dark brown tank strap parallel to bright teal lace bra strap on a white person's shoulder
an alcoholic drink in a rocks tumbler, clear drink and ice over fresh strawberries
a swimsuit in a gradient of neon rainbow from blue and green on the left to pink and purple on the right. The swimsuit has no sleeves, symmetrical shoulder straps, a neckline similar to an a-shirt, full body coverage, and six-inch shorts at the bottom, which if you ask me are great because i fucking hate standard women's suits digging into my crotch and hip bones
screencap from Dropout of the promo pic for Smartypants, featuring rekha shankar reclined on a brain with her hands behind her head and her legs crossed
A black cat with white paws and nose stretched out on a grey couch cushion
a torn slip of paper from a fortune cookie, reads "You're never too old to set a ne [torn] goal or dream a new drea [torn]"
the same weaving a few rows further along, with only 8 yarn strands, held to the top so the emerging patterned face of an animal with a tail can be seen
a weaving in progress with 19 strands of yarn hanging from it for complicated color work
two cats, a tortie and a tuxedo, eating from their respective bowls
garmin watch "body battery" graph screencap showing mostly blue (relaxation) overnight, a wake up time of 10:20am, and a climbing line of body battery charging to a score of 81 (increase of 61 points since midnight)
a kitty in a curtained window; the room is very dark and the window is completely blown out white.
three packages of clipper ship tea company tea in the following flavors: -- gingerbread cookie herbal tisane contains red rooibos tea, green rooibos tea, Honeybush tea, cinnamon, raisin, ginger root, candied ginger, candied pineapple, natural flavor, maple, safflower --cinnamon fig oolong tea contains oolong tea, cinnamon, fig, plum --cinnamon clove herbal tisane contains red rooibos tea, cardamom, cinnamon, clove, pink peppercorns, vanilla
a tortie cat looking into the camera with a haunted expression. or possibly just a shadow over her face.
a tortie cat looking up at the camera with ears annoyed-askew.
and black cat with white chest among purple pillows
a tortie cat with pale green eyes
a tortie kitty resting her head on a bare human leg. Her ears are purple because they got hot in the sun and are currently capillaries wide trying to bleed heat back out
The back of a tortie cat, staring out the window at a tree
a tortie cat curled up on a navy blue and white striped comforter. her paw is over her nose and eyes.
pokemon go screencap of completed weekly challenge with participant avatars waving and confetti
screen cap from Pokémon Go for the weekly challenge catch 500 Pokémon. I have caught 364 Pokémon while my teammates have caught 55, 41, and 39 respectively. We are currently at 499 out of 500 Pokémon.
close up of a tortie cat's face with a stripe down her nose. her ears are angled in annoyance. secret fact not visible: she is purring
a tortie cat leaning on a human's hand
screencap of mark hammill on the muppet show, towering over miss piggy as leia. even captain link hogthrob only comes up to C-3PO's shoulder.
A tortie cat, staring at something off screen on a table
a tortie cat with a stripe down her nose staring directly at the camera
poster with "brush your teeth" in all caps and art of a shark's mouth with multiple rows of teeth visible
a tortie car, brightly lit, perched on a jean-clad leg, looking up toward the camera
a dark, narrow road. the silhouettes of trees against a deep blue sky.
tortie cat flopped on grey cushions
a tortie cat with her face pressed to her human's hand. She is under very bright light and her left ear is lit up pink from light coming through it.
screencap of Mapquest in the apple app store including an image of a pixel art green wizard dude in a purple cloak saying "Your quest begins here!" in a speech bubble. The character also wears an amulet and has a fireball floating above its tiny green hand.
a proton sequence of apps which appear to be: M shape, rectangle with a number on the bottom, manila folder shape, triangle, diamond, square with a curved corner
screencap of a libro.fm pre-order listing for "Untitled 8594B" by Random House Worlds, with the square audiobook cover for Astarion by T Kingfisher
two kittens on a blanket, one tabby one mostly black, peer up at camera
a pile of bags including a carry-on size suitcase decorated with unicorns, two canvas bags, and a tortie cat hunkered down on the doormat
a nutrition facts label stating 460 calories, total fat 40g, total carbs 22g, total sugars 17g, protein 8g
ingredients list for a Passover sponge cake recipe: 2/3 cup matzo meal, 1/3 cup potato starch, 1/4 teaspoon salt, 9 large egg yolks, 1 cup of sugar, 1 teaspoon orange zest, 1 teaspoon lemon zest, 1/4 cup fresh orange juice, 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
close-up of 2 slices of toast smeared green with smashed avocado, topped with a pair of poached eggs and some red pepper (aleppo)
a black cat looking up hopefully
A tortie cat with her ears swiveled. like it's not outright angry ears, but it's not happy-go-lucky ears
A picture taken so close to a tortie cat's face that the whiskers are out of focus
screencap from a continuous glucose monitor tracking the three hours after a meal of charoset on matzo and hard-boiled eggs. the graph slowly increases for over two hours before having one data point above the normal band snd starting a similarly gradual decline
a picture if a blender containing a brown mixture filling three quarters of the pitcher, with large darker brown chunks visible within
screencap from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia usually captioned "The Economy is in shambles" instead captioned "The Circadian Rhythm is in shambles"