Joad The Wet Sprocket

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Black Lives Matter Fix your hearts or die Turn off motion smoothing

Kinsey from Mad Men saying "I'm not a phony."
"Mayor Biss, Say No To Popeyes" painted on a building in the background of Kat Abughazaleh speaking into a mic
Pussy about to get whacked
SAFETY VIOLATIONS
worf ordering "prune juice, chilled" at Quark's on Deep Space Nine
NEEQOOOOOOO WAKE UP FROM YOUR COMFY OFFICE JOB AND ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE YOU'RE A HUMAN BATTERY NEO COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH US AND EAT PORRIDGE SLOP
PC Gamer, Volume 2 Number 2 - February 1995. Tia Carrere in The Daedalus Encounter, headlined "Is Beauty Enough?" It also teases reviews of NASCAR Racing and a preview of Virtual Pool. It also came with a CD-ROM that included the demos of System Shock and Magic Carpet.
a post from r/NissanDrivers titled "Britney Spears drives a nissan sedan"
a reddit reply that reads "in today's physical media market, techincally every edition is a collector's edition because collectors are the only ones still buying them
an r/AskMen post titled "how to reverse gay hair" that reads "recently been coming in and don't know what to do about it"
Terminator: "Who's your favorite band?" John Connor: "Primus" Terminator [into the phone]: "Primus is playing at the Stank Hole Lounge tonight. Can I go?" John's Foster Mother [other side of the phone call]: "Primus sucks." Terminator: "Your foster parents are right."
A broccoli-headed 20something with one earring holding a Lego bust of Venom with his (its?) tongue out. Lego appear to have chosen a man with large hands to make the bust seem smaller, which is an odd choice.
a tiktok screenshot captioned "omg marsha kept her foot on Jan neck" and it's a reaction shot of Jan after Marsha said "Jan, you don't have any friends" in the Brady Bunch Movie
@jasondashbailey.com posting "mamdani's critics in one screenshot, lol" and it's a screenshot that shows: Eternal Cat War: "I met up with a friend of mine who lives in NYC and got fucked over a reasonable amount by his policies but it's hard to deny the guy loves the city and its people." AR Moxon: "Curious to know what policy and fucked over how?" ECD: "They're an art instructor and most of their clients are invarious places around the city, Long Island, Staten Island, their commute ot an extra hour a day added on due to increased traffic. AR Moxon: "Increased traffic due to buses?" ECW: "yeah lane changes for rapid buses" Zach Rabinoff: "Didn't he just announce his bus lane policy last week? It hasn't even been rolled out yet." ECW: "I don't have the details, I do not live in NYC"
"your post got 139 impressions and drove 1 profile viewer. View your analytics." and it's talking about a post I made where it's Captain Kirk lit from behind from the beginning of Star Trek II and I captioned it "what my dog sees from his crate when I wake up"
Neil Heat saying "you see me doing thrill-seeking liquor-store holdups..."
an r/Quest3 post titled "me navigating the streets of london with Meta Quest" and it's a screenshot of a quest 3 in passthru mode at night outside with a browser tab up showing google maps
Richard Nixon's final White House meal of cottage cheese and pineapple slices with a glass of milk
a sealed copy of I Wanna Hold Your Hand on Criterion bluray
a loose CD-ROM of Megarace
a post from r/pcmasterrace titled "Getting SteamOS to do some physical media with some systemctrl trickery, I have SteamOS detecting discs in the optical drive and using that to command Steam to launch the corresponding game.
grim reaper at a claw machine (I hope this isn't an AI generated thing)
Tony Soprano looking dejected asking "how can this happen? how could this happen?"
poster art for Little Italy, some shitass movie starring Hayden Christensen and Emma Roberts