Dr. Joanna Horrocks-Paschedag

@joannahorrocks.bsky.social

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Writer, retired clinical & forensic psychologist. Currently a student in the MA Magic & Occult Science course, University of Exeter. 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her).

A still from a black and white movie shows a short man wearing a suit and a hat gesturing at another man, holding up one finger.
A pen-and-ink illustration of a baby tailed sunfish. It looks like a lemon with throns stuck all over it at random, and one large eye about where you'd expect an eye to be. The caption says it's from the deep sea of the Pacific, and it's 13 millimeters or half an inch long.
A book with a blank and white cover, Hookland Fragments Vol. 1 by David Southwell, on a brown oak table, along with a card saying it's signed by the author and another card giving the bearer The Right to Reside in Hookland.
A fake newspaper with the headline Gangsters Take Over Flamingo Hotel. A photo shows a man in a flat cap firing a handgun at a biplane. There's also a brochure for a private train, the Las Vegas Limited
A sepia-tone illustration from an old newspaper shows a flying object that looks like a boat with wings, but at its front is a wide, grinning cat's head with big round eyes and very long whiskers.
Civil Beat asks Jarrett why he's the right person. He's willing to stand up against Trump on voter suppression and ICE raids, and he's delivered results on Red Hill accountability and the fight against big money in politics.
A headline from The Guardian reads, "Pump-action soap dispensers are a disgrace - and I won't put up with them any longer" by Adrian Chiles. It's accompanied by a photo of a middle-aged man with nothing better to do than rant about soap dispensers.
"Large AI models can write poems... If AI will force writers and graphic artists to get money...etc., etc., blah blah blah."
Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A very good-looking man with dark hair and glasses looks intently at the camera, every inch the professorial Watcher.
An illustration of the upper part of a person - shoulders, head, left arm - wearing green and blue. Their hair is on fire. They're holding more fire in their left hand. The caption reads, "Let's not get started on how messed up everything is. Actually, nevermind. Let's. La La La everything is on fire."
A photo of an oversized limousine covered in black and white squiggles.
A newspaper article from giardian.co.tt, May 18, 2018, is headlined, 'Poetry for the soul by Jamir.' It's about his book of poetry, and it's illustrated with an image of the book cover and a photo of the author, a middle-aged dark-skinned man with a mustache & goatee, reading his book.
A title slide reads, 'Temples, Birthing Stones, and Petrified Holy Men: The Magic and Meaning of Stones in Two Archipelagos.' A photo from Google Maps street view shows the Kapaemahu 'Wizard Stones' on Waikiki Beach, several large black boulders surrounded by a metal fence, with palm trees and ocean in the background.
A poster for the movie, Iron Sky, with images of flying saucers over Manhattan, and the tagline, 'The Reich Strikes Back.' In the foreground is a blonde Nazi chick looking sexy, but I'm guessing that before the movie ends she'll be in bed with the black American astronaut.
A medium-blue plush toy of an incredibly bizarre ancient arthropod-thing. Tyere are a dozen pair of flattened fins along its body, it has five eyes, and it has a long neck-like appendage reaching forward from its head, with its mouth at the end of that.
The image shows contact information for the Pediatric Academic Societies. Phone is (US) 346-258-6216, 8:30 - 4:30 Central Time. Email is info@PASMeeting.org.
A slender grey fish with a big head, huge eyes, and a gazillion teeth. Its mouth is wide open.
A young white couple hold up a Canadian flag in front of a body of water. They're both wearing blue denim jackets and sunglasses. They look more like stereotypical Los Angelenos than Canadians. Next to the photo is a red and white illustration of two clasped hands. Underneath that are the words, "Immigrate to Canada."
An image promoting the trailer for The Life of Chuck shows Tom Hiddleston, wearing a dark suit, blue shirt and blue tie, executing a slick dance move in front of a blinding white light.
An image adversiting the trailer for "The Life of Chuck" shows Tom Hiddleson, wearing a dark suit, blue shirt and blue tie, executing a slick song-and-dance move in front of a blinding white light.
A post from Trump's Truth Social page reads, 'Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP’
A Victorian style oil painting of a black and white cat wearing an elaborate white satin bonnet and ruff with beige flowers. The cat looks ready to kill, and I don't blame them.
A song listing on Spotify reads, The Lord's Prayer - song and lyrics by Larry Carlton
A piper playing the Scottish smallpipes, or bellows-blown bagpipes. The bellows is tucked under his right arm.
An error message reads "Device failed to translate. Try Google Translate."
In the movie Downfall, Hitler places his hand on a soldier's chest while asking him to burn his body after he kills himself.
An item from the Guardian reads, "The UK has agreed to let the US use British military bases to attack Iranian missile sites, with the Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, saying Tehran's actions were becoming more reckless and putting British lives at risk."
An update from the Washington Post reads, "The Pentagon has named this 'Operation Epic Fury,' a U.S. official said."
A panel from the Saga comic shows Lying Cat, a grey-green hairless cat, snarling and saying "LYING"
A headline from Futurism reads, ChatGPT, Stalking, and the New Domestic Terror Machine." Directly below that is an ad that's headlined, "Unlock ChatGPT's Full Power at Work." The ad reads "Master ChatGPT In Minutes Not Months" and shows a young man at a desktop computer monitor.
A package of Hawaiian Sun banana macadamia nut pancake mix sitting on a pan. The package is a bright sunny yellow, with a rainbow over an illustration of pancakes.
A black and red steam train in front of a three-locomotive shed.
A Martian's three-fingered hand from the 1953 movie version of "The War of the Worlds." Its long, think fingers are draped over the edge of a slab of metal. The fingers end in round pads.
A very tall black and white goat stands on its hind legs, leaning against the sliding glass door to a tan-and-brown suburban house.
A headline from the Guardian reads, "Reeves suggests UK won't impose EU-type retaliatory tariffs on US, claiming Labour can still get 'good deal' from Trump"
A black-and-white photo shows a sailplane (a glider) taking off from a dirt and grass landing strip, towed by two people on horseback, although only one tow rope is visible. There are low buildings, trees, and a few spectators in the background.
A very young, long-haired man plays an acoustic guitar. He's looking at the camera and all the hope of the 1960s is in his eyes.
A headline from the Guardian reads, "Did Leonardo da Vinci paint a nude Mona Lisa?" Next to the headline is a portion of a painting that looks sort of like the Mona Lisa, but topless. The image cuts off just above her breasts.
An old engraving. Two men stand on a clifftop, having emerged from Hell. One gestures to the stars above as the sun rises in the background.
A low, concrete building, wider at the top than at ground level, sits in front of a much taller concrete tower with canilevered upper stories. In the foreground are palm trees and other greenery. The sky is a bright, robin's-egg blue.
A Reuben sandwich - corned beef, saurkraut, Swiss cheese, and Russian dressing piled high on grilled rye bread, with two dill pickles on top.
A cretinous-looking Pete Hegseth trying to look tough. He's squinting and his mouth is hanging open.
"The (Math Processing Error) score utilizes precision plus recall as given below (Math Processing Error) Finally, the accuracy is as follows (Math Processing Error) Here, (Math Processing Error) denotes the set of all pair sentences in the dataset, that is, (Math Processing Error)
In front of what might be slushy snow or might be rapids, a disgusted-looking Santa appears to be in conversation with might be a dog-monkey-eagle hybrid or might just be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese.
Prince Charles in the 1980s. A befuddled-looking man in a grey suit, with brown hair, a long, thin nose, and eyes that are very close together.
A headline from Rolling Stone reads "Not Happening - No, Fleetwood Mac Is Not Playing J. K. Rowling's Birthday Party. 'This is categorically false,' a representative for Fleetwood Mac tells Rolling Stone."
An interrobang - a punctuation mark that combines a question mark and an exclamation mark, with just a single dot underneath them.
Six highly elaborate medals with text reading Königreich Hawaii (Kingdom of Hawai'i).
A google search result for an essay mill. The heading reads, "The Characteristics of Adolph Hitler - 2040 Words." The text reads, "Adolph Hitler was an interesting man, but he had a bad reputation. He didn't have a normal childhood the other kids had. People tried to think of ways why..."
A black and white photo of a Nazi rally in Madison Square Garden, New York City, 1939. The seats are mostly packed, and there's a large swastika behind the stage.
A newspaper headline reads, "Senior Labour figures tell Keir Starmer to stop making mistakes".
The NASA space shuttle Challenger explodes shortly after lift-off. There's an orange ball of flame and smoke, and above that, parts of the shuttle fly off in different directions, trailing thick white smoke.
Donald Tr*mp with an open mouth. It looks square and tiny.
A news item from the Mirror (UK) reads, "Donald Trump has not been seen in public for three days, and his absence has led to the phrase 'Trump is dead' taking over X and Facebook. It comes following recent health concerns over photographs showing the US President with what appears to be a bruise on his hand. The current rumours also appear to have been fuelled by comments from Trump's own Vice President JD Vance, as well as Simpsons creator Matt Groening." The last sentence is highlighted in yellow.
A very large brownstone Scottish castle with turrets and a central courtyard, overlooking green lawns and a silvery-blue loch beneath a sky that seems to go on forever.
A stunningly handsome young man, his white shirt open to his chest, his hair wind-blown, looks out from the deck of a sailing ship, the rigging behind him.
A line of type reads, "Written with the help of a news-analysis system."
A blurb for the 'Take part' section of The Guardian reads, 'Share your question for the Green party leadership candidates'. A photo shows a short white woman in a green jacket (Ellie) and a white man in a grey jacket (Adrian) standing in front of Parliament. There's no photo of Zack Polanski, their opponent.
An article headline from 404 Media says, "AI Bunnies on Trampoline Causing Crisis of Confidence on TikTok." The text reads, "People failing to identify a video of adorable bunnies as AI slop has sparked worries that many more people could call for online scams."