Jocibet

@jocibet.bsky.social

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Bipolar-med and treatment pro, mixed state veteran, will try to grandma you sometimes, Seattle-ish

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A small clear bowl of cherry tomatoes sitting on a countertop
Screenshot of an Onion News headline that reads: Societal Collapse Narrowly Averted After Man Honks Horn At Car Paused At Green Light A picture of an annoyed looking man honking his car horn
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“Didn't do shit for 4th and yesterday a sweaty white child showed up in the night in the middle of the woods on a deserted highway asking if we'd seen a dog” A kid making a funny “I see right through you” face. “Daddy and I have watched true crime, we know what you are bait child.” The same kid making a funny “I see right through you” face
A black toy poodle squinting in the sunlight. Her hair is cut very short and her legs look extremely thin
A black toy poodle, squinting in the sunlight, licking her nose, sitting in a patch of sun on carpet. Her hair is cut very short and she has a round body on delicate thin legs
An x-ray of a bird’s neck. It is in a sharp S shape, some of the vertebrae at 90 degree angles which indicates how they are able to retract their necks
Two large containers of tomato plants with small yellow flowers and a smaller one with a jalapeño start and rosemary. A woman is leaning over watering one of the plants.
A tiny black toy poodle named Tisha (teesha) sitting on the carpet in a square of bright sunshine. She is squinting very hard so that her eyes are small slits
Herb compound butter in a mound sitting on a sheet of parchment paper on a countertop
A small Cuisinart blender with chopped herbs and garlic and 2 cubes of butter (US style, 1/2 cup each)
A small Cuisinart blender with finely chopped herbs and 2large cloves of garlic
Several tablespoons of fresh herbs, in a small frying pan with several tablespoons of lightly browned butter, there is a fork in the pan
A bag of Tim’s Cascade potato chips - Special Batch 26, Sweet and Tangy Secret Sauce
Rold Gold Selects Pretzel Twists, Doritos Cool Ranch Flavor
A screenshot of Apple messenger with a group of small pop-up boxes circled in red
A screenshot of a calendar event called. “Delete Bluesky” for February 25th at 3pm
Post saying “The megaphone battery is dying. The web was once powered by the democratization of the internet and access to high-quality information. Now democracy and information are being attacked directly. How will the web, a decentralized project once champioed by government research, stand a chance?”
Overcooked medium boiled eggs with salt and pepper on a plate. One egg has a bit of Pickled Red Spicy Onion made by Purdy Good Pickles and is being stabbed by a fork. There is a jar of the pickled onions in the background and a mug, an iPad and a spoon on the counter
A large, bare deciduous tree rising above a chain link fence. Further back is a messy Pacific Northwest greenbelt and lots of fir trees
Two packages of M&M’s candy sitting on a kitchen counter. One is a Lemon Meringue Pie package and the other flavor is Peanut Butter Cinnamon Roll
“yeah, honestly, yall have convinced me: when it comes to openly racist presidents, it’s andrew johnson and trump. everyone else is second-tier at best.”
A white and tan Maltipoo dog lounging on the armrest of an overstuffed armchair
A large stack of Lefse (Norwegian potato pancakes, like potato tortillas, but a bit thicker) on a white towel
A small white and tan Maltipoo dog scoots around underneath a decorated Christmas tree. She eventually finds her special spot and paws at the tree skirt until she’s made a little bed for herself, then lays down for a nap. A small black poodle watches from a few feet away.
A small Maltipoo dog is sitting in the passenger side of a car, peering up at the driver.
Large tree with fall-yellow leaves framed against a blue sky with wispy clouds. There are less leaves at the top of the tree, as a storm came through the other day and blew them off
Small white and tan Maltipoo dog sitting on a black car seat. She has a look on her face that is similar to a stern librarian who would like you to please explain what you were doing to that book?!
A small black toy poodle, the picture is taken from below to emphasize her small jaw
Logo on the side of a beverage box: Best day brewing, Electro-Lime, Cerca de Cerveza, Non-Alcoholic, contains less than .5% alcohol
Small black fuzzy dog curled up on my legs, lying in a bed
July 13, 2016, I was in my early 40’s Me: Setting out on a Pokewalk! With Ryuk! Husband: Good! Good luck :) Me: Ummm, what do you do when you have no poke balls? This is BULLSHIT Husband: ROFL You have to go by the pokestops Me: Don't laugh at me Husband: They give you Pokeballs Me: There are TWO FUCKING POKEMON SITTING ON THIS SINGLE LAWN And I can't have EITHER
A picture of Rold Gold Flamin Hot Honet Mustard Pretzel Sticks on a pad of paper. A mug from the Museum of English Rural Life, that says “moisturized, in my lane, flourishing” is next to the bag and it is filled with pretzels. Behind is a computer screen that I’m referencing for my Diablo 4 necro build as I am trying to be overpowered for once instead of dying constantly, trying to make Barrage rogue work
A screenshot of Reach Mint Dental Floss on Amazon’s Subscribe email showing a price increase from $5.16 to $6.94
Tisha is a toy poodle, wearing a striped dog sweater. She is looking sideways, with one ear flopped out and a pink bow in her other ear. She is standing on the tiled floor of a vet’s office where she just got finished being groomed
A thick “liquid box” that has a spout on the top to pour out liquid holding Pacific coconut milk, these are the types of boxes that also hold soups/stocks, and juices
A pizza crust with sauce, olives, mushrooms, green peppers and a small scattering of thin melted cheese around the outside edge of the crust Most of the middle has no cheese, so I’m not sure it’s even correct to call it a pizza
“It seems the point Golding is ultimately trying to make here is that democracy is good, but fragile; but more to the point, it doesn’t work unless people actually believe it has value, rather than simply paying lip service to its virtues.”
Data from the National Center for Health Statistics shows that about 62 million millennials were born in the United States, compared to 55 million members of Generation X, 76 million baby boomers, and 47 million from the Silent Generation.
A freshly groomed small black toy poodle wearing a pink bow around her neck and a pink harness around her chest is standing on the front seat of a car, with her front feet on the center console
A Kerr jar filled with white radish cubes in a clear liquid of water, vinegar, salt and sugar, sitting on a kitchen counter
Two dogs in a sunspot on the carpet - a medium scruffy gray one, the other is a tiny toy poodle who is staring directly into the camera
video of a medium-ish dog standing at the top of the deck stairs, looking out into the darkness, smelling the cold wind, listening to some frogs singing in a faraway pond
video of a medium-ish dog standing at the top of the deck stairs, looking out into the darkness, smelling the cold wind, listening to some frogs singing in a faraway pond
A box of stationary on a kitchen countertop. There is a pen on top of the paper with the words “drink from the hose” printed on it. There is a glass container with peach flavored gummy candies next to the paper
Screenshot of an X post. The quoted post is a video of Musk talking about how 150 year olds are getting paid by Social Security. The main post is a screenshot of a programmer explaining that Social Security is programmed using COBOL programming language that has unique ways of handling large numbers leading to this ignorant misunderstanding.
A medium sized dog lays in a patch of sunshine on the carpet. A small toy poodle stands next to her with her front paws splayed widely apart in a slightly aggressive stance, staring into the camera
A toy poodle standing against a woman’s legs, staring into the camera. Her tongue is poking out of her mouth in a blep and her ears are sticking straight out from her head at the sides
A small toy poodle standing in the winter sunlight on the wooden slats of a deck. Her stare indicates that she does not want to come back inside
Checkout page for MERL shop website with the “Register as a new customer” option circled
A dragonfly resting on a car windshield wiper
A toy poodle (named Teesha) sitting on a person’s lap in the driver’s side of a car. There is a steering wheel behind her. Her eyes are somewhat closed to block out the bright light
A small toy poodle standing tragically on a dining chair. She is wearing a cute velvet Santa dress as she looks pleadingly at the camera.
A sign in the front yard of a house that reads “Presidents are temporary, Wu-Tang is forever”
A part of a decorated Christmas tree, focused on a knit ornament of a Moogle, which is a race of flying cat-mouse-teddy bears from video game series Final Fantasy
Ziploc bag with frozen slices of herbed butter
A small toy poodle standing on a chair She is dressed in a Santa sweater/dress
A toy poodle named Teesha, standing on a chair next to a kitchen island. She is wearing a red velvet Santa sweater with a big black bow. She is looking to the side