Jocobo

@jocobo.bsky.social

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4-panel black and white comic panel 1: cartoon guy saying "honestly it's really problematic how people put the -oid suffix at the end of every word now." panel 2: cartoon guy is at the doctor, who is looking at a clipboard and saying "you have hemorrhoids" panel 3: cartoon guy is sitting on the doctor's office bed, looking said panel 4: panel 3 is copy and pasted but now the cartoon guy is saying "i want a second opinion."
screenshot of a tiktok with the caption "i found happyville and bummertown 💔". the picture is of a satellite view of a neighborhood where one side of the road looks more saturated than the other
screenshot of 3 dms from instagram spambots, each starting with the phrase "hey randm msg lol my friend just moved h..."
box for a chocolate covered banana called "Trader Joe's Gone Bananas!"
my take on the bug fables pause menu. it's styled after a journal, where full-body portraits of kabbu, vi, and leif with their hp are seen on the left page and the list of submenus are in big font on the right page.
a page from the book "j r", showing how dialogue is broken up by em dashes at the beginning of each line rather than the usual quotation marks, and also how the character who said each line is never explicitly mentioned by the author TRANSCRIPTION: -I'm afraid I'll miss her then, I have to be in court... I scarcely see the need for that, Mister Cohen. If Stella's husband is so impatient he's hiring lawyers and running to court.. -You're losing a button here, Mister Cohen. Thomas had the same trouble when he got stout. He couldn't keep a crease in anything either. -Miss... Bast. I'm afraid I haven't made myself clear. My court appearance today has nothing whatsoever to do with this matter. There is no reason for any of this to ever come into court. In fact, believe me Miss Bast...both of you ladies, the last thing I would wish would be to...to see you ladies in court. Now. You must understand that I am not here simply as Mister Angel's attorney, I am here as counsel for General Roll... -You remember back when Thomas started it, Julia? And we thought it was a military friend he'd made? -Of course it was James who had friends in the military. -Yes, he'd run off to war, you know, Mister Cohen. A drummer boy in the Spanish war. -The...Spanish war? he murmured vaguely, braced against the back of the Queen Anne chair before the empty hearth. -Yes. He was only a child. -But...the Spanish war? That was 'thirty-seven, wasn't it? or 'thirty-eight? -Oh, not so long ago as that. I think you mean 'ninety-seven, or 'ninety- eight was it, Anne? When they sank the Mainc? -Who? That's one I never heard. Do you feel unwell, Mister Cohen? -Yes, Thomas ran off right after James did, but he was too small for the war of course. He joined a Tom show passing through town, playing clarinet in the entreact and they also let him look after the dogs, finding livery stables to put them up
vhs box for the movie v. i. warshawski starring kathleen turner, with the accolade "She's As Sexy As She Is Smart!" quoted at the bottom
a drawing of a simple smiley face
screenshot of a headline in the bluesky trending page, which says "2. Google Fine" and is categorized as Politics
series of minimal title cards appear on screen which have the following text (and images): hopeless endless yosuke feel your mom homer's (a picture of homer simpson) children (a picture of bart, lisa, and maggie) simpson (a picture of the simpsons on the couch) carl and lenny (a picture of carl and lenny) capture gerbils ludwig's (a picture of ludwig, the livestreamer) video game (key art of rivals of aether ii) jarvis, jarvis, kill them. (picture of tony stark inside the iron man suit) fallen down (capture of the first screen of undertale)
kane parsons in dark yellow room
a black and white comic panel 1: a blob guy with a monocle and three strands of hair is reading a binder with the word "portfolio" on it. they say "yea we can definitely exhibit these pieces" with a smile panel 2: the same three-haired blob guy is shouting angrily, mouth agape, to someone with curly hair sitting at the other side of their desk. they shout "...in my cringe compilation!!!" to them. panel 3: the curly-haired guy responds, "gee whiz, thanks!" with a smile on their face panel 4: the two guys are looking at a painting in an art exhibit. on the wall the words "CRINGE COMPILATION" are painted alongside an unreadable description
screenshot of the workout tracker app librefit (https://librefit.org/) which for some reason uses ai generated images for as references for each of the exercises. the screenshot shows what it generated for a dumbbell bench press which is a guy with 3 arms whose torso is floating in the air while his legs point straight down and one dumbbell is on his head while the other is used as a pillar to keep him floating.
a deflated volleyball in the grass that has a big tear in it
screenshot of the f-droid homepage
screenshot of a post from the r/HelpMeFind subreddit which reads "Help me find where I can buy bulk (200+) of these singing teethbrush, veggie tales ones". reply reads "Try asking in r/veggietales" and the OP replies with "they're mad at me. i think i'm going to leave that sub it seems hostile"
a cracked brown egg
guy from the whale crying
screenshot of the downdetector graph for usps, showing a big spike at 12pm, around when bluesky was down. dun dun duuun
screenshot of three versions of android cat emoji, with android 7 being a flat orange smiling cat, android 8 being an abomination, and android 11 being recognizable as a cute cat again with slightly more detail than the android 7 emoji
screenshot of a one star letterboxd review for Space Jam: A New Legacy which starts with "Space Jam: Decline of the West"
poorly drawn timeline labelled "television history" with wwe raw on the left, a line connecting them labelled "literally no shows", and rupaul's drag race on the right
screenshot of a hackathon listed on devpost called "The Stupid Shit No One Needs and Terrible Ideas Hackathon" that was hosted from May 9-10 in 2016
a close-up picture of the old apple aluminium wired keyboard, from top-down to showcase the font on the keycaps. it's a white chiclet keyboard with a metal backplate
Icon of Christ the Bridegroom
picture of an orangle unsharpened pencil, an orange manual pencil sharpener, and a metal pin, all branded with the claude logo
a meme titled 'what kind of gamer are you?' showing three categories with joker characters and water bottles. 'New School' shows Jared Leto's Joker with an owala bottle. 'Old School' shows Heath Ledger's Joker with a stanley tumbler. 'Ancient Gamer' shows Jack Nicholson's Joker with a hydro flask bottle. Bottom text reads: 'Whether young or old, brand new or classic, we are all gamers... We snipe our enemies, complete our quests, and most of all... We drink water. I guess what I'm trying to say is: DON'T. MESS. WITH. US.'" the "drink water" text is clearly edited in
two screenshots of the fairly odd parents, the first one being of timmy in a background with hearts all over the place crying, and a caption reading "Valentine's day always makes me sad!". the second panel is of timmy's dad popping out of one of the hearts and saying "Cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend" and timmy looking embarrassed
screenshot of luigi from mario in a builder suit underneath three yellow buttons which read "Give Up", "Try Again" and "Call Claude". the Call Claude button clearly has the claude logo edited in and placed over whatever word was there originally
blue guy floating out of a cgi guy who is laying down
a screenshot of the video "Victory! Cool Meme Team (Extended Mix) - SilvaGunne..." by SketchyEntity listed under Forgotten favorites in youtube music. the thumbnail has drawings of ugandan knuckles, big chungus, and woah crash bandicoot
video of a toilet that keeps stirring the water and won't flush it
edited picture of a dog standing, wearing a propeller hat and holding a rainbow lollipop
Title: Careless Emoji (low quality clipart of a yellow blushing emoji smirking bashfully)
picture showing the new liquid glass logos for apple's entire suite of creative software. all of the logos are made up of curvy lines with some solid sheets of glass thrown in there
the previous logo for apple motion, a realistic gyroscope where the rotor is a spectrum of colors
a digital drawing of a long-haired person donning a red santa coat, santa hat, elf shoes, red pants, and a green duffle coat doing air guitar in front of a christmas tree.
a spread of blog posts by anthropic alongside their header images. each image is very orange, flat, hand-drawn, usually depicting hands using an object in real life
homophobic dog (or react nativephobic in this case) staring at the camera, with the caption "i know what you are" overlaid on top of her
meme of someone using a silencer on a gun, the gun is labelled "AI" and the silencer is labelled "machine learning"
screenshot of a quote from Conor Hayes, saying "There are consumers who are ravenous to consume the content."
panel of sluggo resting with arms behind his head, red circle around him drawn in with arrows pointing to the prince from katamari damacy
brian from family guy sitting on a couch eating a box of chocolate. he is fatter than normal. peter is sitting next to him looking sad
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- FRITZI IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW WHEN SHE SEES NANCY WHISPERING SOMETHING TO IRMA FRITZI: NANCY, STOP WHISPERING- - DOESN'T LOOK NICE NANCY: BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ P2- FRITZI: IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, SAY IT ALOUD NANCY: OKAY P3- NANCY SPEAKS IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, NANCY: MY AUNT FRITZI [is very wonderful] THERE ARE SEVERAL LADIES ON THE SIDEWALK AND CAN HEAR WHAT NANCY JUST SAID , MUCH TO FRITZI’S joy, as a bfdi smile is overlaid on top of her.
screenshot of the sonic menu listing for Cup of Ice, which contains a picture of a cup of ice. it is zero calories
still from the i robot movie with a warehouse of all the robots staring blankly into space
picture of a white slide with the header text "What he thinks" and a drawing of hank hill in the middle (legs cropped out) with a tiny speech bubble and a tiny propane tank inside of it edited in
front of a ramen bar in new york city called "naruto ramen"
screenshot of a play store listing for a text editor called "Acode - code editor | FOSS" which, despite the name, costs 4 dollars
screenshot of a tweet containing a picture of a plain burger with a plastic cup of water and the caption "The J.Cole meal: plain burger with a cup of water. So humble 🙏"
bar graph showing my 3 most played 3ds games. number 2 is sticker star at 214 hours.
Oath of the Horatii, painting by Jacques Louis David
screenshot of a liquid glass container with blur filter. background is the wise mystical tree. on the container is the text "Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works."
watercolor drawing of stratos and delilah from bug fables. stratos is on the left holding his sword while delilah is on the right firing her bazooka
before and after picture where the only difference is that the person in the "before" side is closer to the camera than the person in the "after" side. captioned with "He ain't do nothing but step back 🤣🤣🤣"
ad for some workplace sitcom called dmv
a picture of the face buttons on the ps1 controller showing their intended meaning (according to did you know gaming a decade ago) where cross means no, circle means yes, triangle means direction/viewpoint, and square means documents and menus
mr. krabs, labelled as "some psychopath", holding the number 3 over a cauldron labelled "Math"