jodiesattva

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Irreverent cook, gamer, and dogmom Low-Spoon Gourmet youtube.com/@jodiesattva reddit.com/r/jodiesattva patreon.com/jodiesattva ♿️ #mecfs 🕉 CYT 🧪 EIT 🖖 #IDIC Alt text ✅️ pfp: selfie bg: OH THE HUE-MANATEE gender: wanker (wa/wer)

Photo of comedian and cabaret singer, Bridget Everett, winking with a big smile in an extremely low-cut red flowy dress with her hands on her hips and hair blowing in a breeze.
Photo of earth from space overplayed with the words, "We are ALL in this Together"
Top-down photo of a green bowl filled with bibimbap on a maple cutting board. There is a hint of rice showing underneath bulgogi, roasted red peppers, chiffonade of spinach, shredded carrot, roasted shallots, gochujang sauce, wok-freid egg, garnished with scallion and black sesame seeds. In the background are roasted red pepper strips, shredded carrot, spinach, and a magenta bowl filled with bulgogi.
Clea Duvall as Graham Eaton in the movie "But I'm a Cheerleader." She's at the gay club in a quite unbuttoned black shirt watching the Cheerleader she's realizing she's into dance with Julie Delpy.
Photo of blossoming weeping cherry tree in front of my kitchen window
Paul Reubens playing Amilyn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Top-down photo of strawberry cake mix cookies
Christian Bale in Empire of the Sun
Una having a cheeto crisis on top of a green blanket. She's pushing her paws hard into the blanket and tucking her face into them in a helpless gesture toward an open baggie of cheetos.
Photo of an evil demon black kitty cat lying casually on her side with her paw over her mom's hand on a keyboard in an apparent attempt to stop mom from shitposting on somethingawful.com
4-panel cartoon featuring one stick figure smiling standing in front of a bucket of water, and another looking calm while being on fire. Panel 1: smiling figure says, "hey, how are you?" On-fire figure replies, "same. on fire." Panel 2: smiling figure says, "i was justin the ER for migraine, which actually turned out to be sínus! have you tried sudafed? the weather is crazy. what about mucinex? can you try to get some ketamine? totaly tripped. you know you have treat the headache separately. i wish i could help you." On-fire figure says nothing. Panel 3: smiling figure says, "yell me what's going on with you? you know i'm a really great doctor. how did you get diagnosed? you should go see my doctor. i dont lke yours. oh, i just feel so terrible thinking of you like this." On-fire figure says nothing. Panel 4: On-fire figure, now burned and smoking standing on a pile of ash says, "gosh, i'm so sorry i made you feel bad."
Altered forearm tattoo from Orange is the New Black reading "Trust No Fart"
Higgins in a lawn chair with Zeus and Apollo sitting pretty on either side
Photo of Rick, Thomas Magnum, and T.C. from OG Magnum P.I. Rick is sitting with one butt cheek on the infamous red Ferrari, with Magnum standing to his left, and T.C. to his left. The background is lush Hawaiian greenery.
Meme of dictator Fred Armisen that says, "HAVING TOO MUCH FUN?" "STRAIGHT TO FLARE"
Top-down photo of mushroom tortelloni tossed with beef jus, shredded beef, and halved green olives garnished with grated lemon zest and parmesan cheese in a big purple bowl
Photo of half a bun on a white paper towel, half smeared with dark brown, the other half with light green. To the right is a blue mug with red accents and a yellow heart outline that says "choose LOVE" inside the heart. In the background is an open laptop playing skyrim in full-screen mode. You can see dragon plate armor protecting hands ready to cast spells as the background of the open quest log with THE FINAL DESCENT active and almost complete.
Top-down photo of two rice bowls, one orange and one red. The bowls are filled with white rice, carrot slices, omelet slices, shrimp, lemons slices, and red pickled ginger.
Top-down photo of homemade beer&cheese soup in a sourdough bread bowl. The crown rests to the bottom-right of the soup bowl, inside a wide shallow dark blue bowl. Thr bowl rests on a turquoise placemat with an apple-green butter dish on the left and a lavender napkin under a multi-colored metallic spoon.
Top-down photo of 2 black plates featuring homemade steak with whiskey-pepper sauce, shallot butter green beans, and baked potatoes on a marble counter
Photo of Raspberry Orange suprêmes on a light blue ceramic plate with a whole orange, a ramekin of juice, and peels surrounding it; all on a maple cutting board
Head-on photo of a split bagel and creamcheese sandwich on a plate that reads "make bread not war" in front of a windows with tree branches outside and cilantro leaves in front of it.
Photo of homemade leftovers fried rice. Inside a red stoneware bowl rests a pile of beige food with a few green highlights. The dish features leftover chicken thighs marinated and roasted in yogurt and store-bought rogan josh sauce, leftover buttered peas, leftover seeded (nigella and cumin) rice, egg, gg paste, leftover sauce, cilantro, and lime wedges.
Screenshot of heart rate tracking app showing almost 11 hours of "ok" sleep with a reduction in stress of 9% and an increase in energy of 3%.
Photo of a television screen featuring a scene from the Korean cooking competition show, Culinary Class Wars, in which (presumably) Lab Director is pulling a bone out of a barbecued slab of meat. The bone is just barely inside the meat in this still. The closed captions read, "But it won't be easy if he can't bring out that barbecue flavor."
Top-down photo of "Christmas Crack" cooling in a foil-lined sheet tray. Glossy chocolate peeks through a heavy dusting of crushed peanuts and pretzels, toffee bits, freeze-dried kiwi and strawberry bits, and toasted shaved coconut.
Photo of Una, all dark brown pitbull, side-eyeing my banana dog (coconut bun with Nutella and banana) on a plate on a bed table along with adjustable bed remote, laptop, and Xbox controller. Una is wearing a green and white tie-died hoodie.
Photo of homemade "coco-brio" (brioche-like buns made with canned coconut milk as the only liquid) with homemade blueberry jam, Chantilly cream, organic blueberries, and powdered sugar.
Top-down photo of 2 large baguettes cooling on a rack over a marble countertop
Photo of freshly-baked blueberry muffin tops (muffies) on a parchment-lined sheet on an oven which is set to 420 degrees Fahrenheit.
Photo of giant blueberry muffin tops (muffies) baking
Top-down photo of a sourdough bread bowl filled with French onion soup and topped with toasted Gruyère.
Your YouTube award Most likely to whip up a gourmet meal while listening to ambient music and pondering the cosmos YouTube youtube.com/recap
Photo of a TV screen on a still of The Great British Baking Show where the sketchbook on the red gingham table shows Toby's idea for a Basque Cheesecake with a lovely drawing of the design. The left side of the book says, "Toby's White Chocolate and Passion Fruit Basque Cheesecake," in an italic handwriting font. The right side is a drawing of an orange-glazed marbled orange and white cheesecake with chocolate decoration on top and a note saying, "Mini Passion Fruit Cups," and a note at the bottom saying, "Whipped White Chocolate Ganache."
Photo of baked frangipane with chocolate chips. Part of the cake is turned upside-down showing the caramelized bottom.
Photo of 6 homemade pop-tarts with frangipane and each a different jam. Each has had a triangle cut off and stacked underneath showing the different jams inside. The jams listed top-left to bottom-right: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose.
Photo of 6 pizza-slice-shaped pop tarts on a cooling rack
Photo of a round of pie dough divided into 6 sections using egg wash. Each section has been spread with frangipane and a different jam. The jams listed clockwise starting at 10 o'clock: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose.
Photo of Una, a dark brown and white pitbull. She is lying on her left side with her head on the right, angled inward such that her nose is mid-frame. Her right ear is flipped backwards and her right eye is open, looking toward her paw, which rests in an upturned human hand with fingers lightly wrapped around her "wrist" at the bottom of the frame. Her back legs are partially visible in the upper-left corner. She rests on a plush teal bedspread and a light-grey chenille blanket.
Photo of an Ice cream sandwich consisting of 3 small scoops Dutch chocolate ice cream on a split homemade coconut bun with chocolate-hazelnut spread. On a cutting board.
Front-on photo of a stack of 4 books on a teal bedspread. The books from top to bottom: Ratio by Michael Ruhlman, Baking Imperfect by Lottie Bedlow, Dessert Person by Claire Saffitz (STL hometown girl!), and The Food Lab by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt (my fraternity brother from another chapter!).
Top-down photo of 4 homemade pastelitos cooling on a rack over a cutting board. Puff pastry slit thrice on top with cream cheese peeking through. Guava paste hiding underneath because we didn't think about presentation.
Drake meme: Top (hand waving away) - universe Bottom (finger pointing) - omniverse
Top-down photo of a very large red heirloom tomato held in my very large hand. It the background, a blue ceramic dish of cream cheese, a bagel halved and topped with cream cheese and scallion greens, all on a maple cutting board.
Photo of TV showing Bob Ross painting a mountain with his palette knife. In either corner is text saying, "Bob Ross Tycoon created in Fortnite" and "search for Bob Ross in Fortnite or use island code 5384-6885-8924"
Comic drawing of a dark-haired person with a nail polish brush painting one of Jesus's stigmata nails. Text at the top reads: "jesus getting his nails done."
Photo of Una, the brown pitbull lying comfortably a bed pillow in a blue recliner.
Top-down photo of 5 plain bagels and 5 pretzel bagels on a wire cooling rack on a maple cutting board
Overhead photo of two pieces of buttered toast with sliced strawberries and a light sprinkling of sugar. They are on a maple cutting board with a glass sugar jar, yellow bowl of fresh strawberries, and green apple butter dish.
Screenshot of email from the SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION Social Security Applauds Passage of Legislation Providing Historic Tax Relief for Seniors The Social Security Administration (SSA) is celebrating the passage of the One Big, Beautiful Bill, a landmark piece of legislation that delivers long-awaited tax relief to millions of older Americans
Screenshot from smartwatch reading sleep time of 8h 12m (2:15 am - 11:01 am), and actual sleep time of 6h 9m.
Overhead photo of avocado toast on a white plate next to a blue electrolyte drink on a wood table with Una, a brown pitbull, standing on the floor to the right staring at the food
Una, a brown pitbull, runs out into her yard to pee, squats, and gets going before noticing the young deer on the other side of the fence. Hijinks ensue, but they are both cool. Una comes inside when asked, and the deer continues its nosh.
A deer munching on forest greens in my backyard, framed by a hammock held up by an old swingset frame. It's dusk.
Screenshot of Samsung Health App. Text reads: "Time to recharge. Though your activity level has decreased recently, it appears to be a positive change. It's important not to overexert and strain yourself. Keep prioritizing rest and recovery and hold on to that right balance."
Photo of sleeping Una, a brown pit bull, on her mama's (my) lap resting her head toward the camera, eyes closed, looking very peaceful. (Snores uncapturable by photo.)
Chart of steps taken over the course of a week. The past two days show twice the number of every other day.
Multi-armed Hindu goddess, Kali, depicted standing amidst flames and skulls, holding a severed head, bowl of blood, sickle, and trident.
Photo of a blue bowl filled with corn flakes and granola, topped with milk, with a spoon resting in it. The bowl sits on a dark brown bed desk, which is in front of a tall body pillow that walls off Una, the brown pitbull.
Photo of an orange bowl containing red apple slices, a thick slice of yellow cheese, a thick slice of white cheese, and 3 tortilla chips. To the right is a glass of Thai iced tea. In the background is a clear jug of tea base and part of an electric kettle.