Doccer (dissociation football)

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floats like an anchor, stings like a moth. he/him with occasional hee/haw

A looong tortoiseshell cat on a couch wearing a horned "viking" helmet.
The lady in purple pajamas is wearing four crucifixes around her neck.
Bonzi Buddy, browser bloatware that's a purple ape with a banana in one hand and spinning a purple globe in the other.
A hand holding up a yellow loghtsaber that's lit.
Epic handshake: trans Left shaker: gender Right shaker: mission
Cartoonish drawing of a bearded guy wearing a blue hat that says "Wecakrioq Gaamq"
Principal Skinner asking himself if he's out of touch, then answering himself that it's the childrem who are wrong. From 1994.
Luke Skywalker, Miss Piggy, Kermit and Yoda hanging out together on the Dagobah set for Empire Strikes Back
Plaque on said building reading: " A W MELLON SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY JAMES A WETMORE ACTING SUPERVISING ARCHITECT 1931"
Fox and Friends transcript from September 10th, 2025 wherein Brian Kilmeade suggests lethal injections for mentally ill homeless people.
Leonardo Dicaprio recognizing meme.
The Atlantic's landing page from 2026-09-03.
Painting of USA and CSA forces in close combat during the American Civil War.
A green label that says TRANSteC® We make it Easy. Instructions for Use: Lubricate bore, shaft, and piston assembly. Square piston to shaft and bore. When possible install the inside lip first. Insert the Lip Wizard ™ installation disk between shaft and inside lip; roll disk around perimeter of shaft to install lip. Repeat for outside lip. Gently apply an even downward pressure until piston bottoms in bore. Lip Wizard™
Lee Pace playing a stoner version of Brother Day confronting the haughty AI avatar of the original Brother Day, from Foundation S3E4. Not pictured: pet ferret or the courtesan that really tied the room together, maaan
Jean-Paul Sartre, Anti Semite and Jew, 1945: "Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past."
Photoshopped Ben Garrison cartoon in which Karl Marx has an enormous schlong that is being lifted by three people in working clothes.
An orca that looks like it's laughing.
Sheriff Brody on a crowded beach in Jaws (1975)
Johns Flansburgh and Linnell of They Might Be Giants holding a ukelele and accordion, respectively, and with glowing laser eyes.
A classroom with no students where tape recorders are at the students' desks and there's a tape player where the teacher should be.
The end of the movie Pi (dir. Darren Aronofsky) where the main character Max drills a hole in his brain in front of a bathroom mirror.
From the Worms game series, a cartoon worm with a shotgun in one hand and a rocket launcher in the other.
Luke Skywalker, Miss Piggy, Yoda, and Kermit the Frog on the Dagobah set. Photo from the filming of The Empire Strikes Back.
George W Bush being told "a second plane"
Album cover art to Queen's album Hot Space
Twitter post from fuckthem00n: Fly me to the moon Let me kick it’s fucking ass Let me show it what I learned In my moon jiujitsu class
Gen AI image showing how well it understands the concept of fingers with an image of a hand drawing a bow Mediterranean style but the bowstring is in front of the fingers. Also the arrow's fletching is super messed up.
A bus with a "work at Anduril" ad and someone spraypainted "DON'T" in huge letters
Q: Your academic work is centered on the Holocaust. Is hearing what’s happening in Gaza described as a genocide triggering in any way? A: There’s a definition of genocide. You can say this is a tragedy; many people in Gaza are not supporters of Hamas. You can say the suffering is immense and without a seeming end. But that’s not a genocide. Deborah Lipstadt interview in Time, 2024
Paul Reiser as Carter Burke in Aliens saying "Excuse me, we're on the same side. Please don't accuse me of hysterics - not ok." as Vasquez looks on in utter disgust.
Fury "Shoot that guy" meme but it's "primary that guy"
Gwendoline Christie, of mammalians nurturable in Severance, holding a goat and saying "yo dawg i herd u like GOATS"
War Daddy pointing at a Chuck Schumer post and saying "Primary that guy"
Tesla model 3 c-shaped taillights.
Master Eiji from Blue Eye Samurai saying every toilet brush wants to be a libertarian.
Captain Picard screaming that there are four lights but instead of lights they're strokes