Joe 9️⃣🕘

@joekeller.bsky.social

756 Followers 341 Following

Loving an elevator 9️⃣

youtube thumbnail showing a real person edited over a frame of the Kwik E Mart at night with the title "Why Does Springfield at Night Feel Like That?"
right clicking on a torrent of Twilight Zone The Movie hovering over "Share with Skype"
Sad ass guy drinking a gross green milkshake
Red text on a black background reading; "A FUNNY, SEXY MOVIE!"
"Harrison Ford vs. Jason Alexander"
William Seward with a text bubble in red above him reading "NO!!!"
"frenetic crud"
Dairy Queen icecream cake decorated with an offset Peter Griffin lifting his blue tank-top to reveal his nipple
"As a Quebecois poutine nerd,"
Tweet from 14/6/2018 by @ Chill_items reading "They should separate bathrooms by pee and poop. That way, I’d get a big belly laugh!"
text from a site evaluating your status as it would've been in the Warring States period of Chinese history, my results reading; "Mohist Mozi, c. 470–391 BCE — universal love and the discipline of utility You would have been a Mohist — a follower of Mozi (c. 470–391 BCE), founder of one of the great schools of the Hundred Schools period. You believed in universal love (jian ai) — impartial concern for everyone, against the Confucian gradation of moral concern by relationship. You opposed offensive war (and Mohists were famous for sending fortification experts to help besieged states), supported meritocracy against hereditary privilege, advocated frugality against aristocratic display, opposed elaborate funerals and music, and believed in Heaven as a moral force that rewards and punishes. The Mohists were organized like a religious-military order under a grand master (juzi). After the Han dynasty the school disappeared as a coherent movement and was only rediscovered in the late Qing. You are the figure of the consequentialist-egalitarian — utilitarian in something like the modern sense, anti-elitist, pacifist except in defense, organized for action. secondary affinities 法Legalist Strict laws applied equally; administrative methods; institutional authority over personal virtue. 稷下Jixia Academy Scholar Subsidized to debate; professional thinker; minister without portfolio; cross-school argument as public good. 荀Xunzian Confucian Human nature is bad; ritual and study civilize it; pessimist about persons, optimist about institutions."
My hand holding a string of five garlic bulbs descending in size from the top
Notification reading "Korean installed"
funny table (funnytablemedia) youtube channel bio description reading: "An independent food publication and show celebrating diverse voices, faces & places"
Screenshot of my discord journal reading; "Dream; I was cleaning an old woman's back yard in 2004 and found a framed poster for a 1989 movie where Wynona Judd played an ascendant bar waitress turned country star called Sarah's Second Daughter Clary"
Mike Mitchell with his mouth agape
Google film amd TV credit image for something called Burger Quiz
MIB tow-truck driver pulling revolver saying "Please.."
youtube thumbnail of Craig Feldspar from Malcolm In The Middle with text beside him reading "GROSS..."
youtube comment reading: "Just think if British artists had been treated with respect like Franco-Belgian artists. Beano, Dandy, and Baxendale would be as world famous as Asterix and Tintin."
Instagram comment: "Chucklehead loved this shit 😂"
Facebook messenger notification reading: "Troll Punjabi invited you to their channel: Troll Punjabi"
Instagram comments screenshot of two comments, one reading "Arabian tutorial" the other "Armenian tutorial"
Turn blood into blood powder
kevin corrigan looking rather red..
youtube thumbnail of a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle with the text 'stolen' beside. The title reads "How a $7 Employee Broke the Bourbon Industry"
"Jaafar Jackson Got Emotional Transforming into Michael ... "
YT Thumbnail/preview reading "Superman (1978) - catching a helicopter AND a baddie"
TimeGuessr screenshot of FDR holding a reggata trophy in the oval office in 1939 that I scored 10000/10000 😏
Simpsons Malt
Instagram comment: "This movie fucking sucked!"
Small Glen & Friends Glen
Walt Disney Didn't Ban Annette Funicello From Wearing Bikinis in Her Movies
screenshot of me saying "Everything But The Girl - Missing (Todd Barry Remix) in the big old fuckin' 2023
Guga
3x3 grid of japanese movie posters left to right; The Hudsucker Proxy Men In Black Zodiac The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Sweetie The Apartment The Quick and the Dead Superbad
small Chris Elliott pic
Youtube thumbnail of Dwight Yoakam pointing at his head with both hands
Jeff Daniels
YT thumbnail showing Penn Jillette and Billy Corgan arguing about Bob Dylan
My old tweet from 1:24 28 June 2018 reading "asterix and obelix were pretty good to eachother"
homer simpson close up eyes screaming. Terrified..
90s Humpty Dumpty chips logo where Humpty Dumpty is leaning over his own name in red lettering, giving a sort of low eyelid look and a wry smile
"Alton Brown Cooks Food |"
Instagram post of Rat Fink with text above it reading "a guy on Facebook was complaining about the lower speed limit on a residential street so I replied to him with just this image and he blocked me"
smiling dipshit Chiang Kai-Shek
Figures of Family circus Billy and Beetle Bailey on my desk
My hand holding Sunday morning comics blindboxes and two packs of Mad trading cards