Joe Lancaster

@joelancaster.com

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Assistant editor @reason.com | John Brown stan, power pop enthusiast

The DUNE 3 poster, except it says “DUDE Where’s My Car?”
Dr Robby (Noah Wyle) peeks into a patient’s room in an episode of “The Pitt”
“I prove it all night, prove it all night/I’ll prove it all night for you”
Daniel Radcliffe, in a robe and slippers, holds a pistol in each hand on the set of the film “Guns Akimbo”
Ash (Ian Holm), the android from ALIEN (1979), dead and covered in the milky white fluid he uses as blood.
Sleeping Shaq meme: “My baby at 2:30 pm” (Shaq fast asleep, “i sleep”) “My baby at 2:30 am” (Shaq wide awake with eyes glowing, “real shit”)
Tweet from the US Department of Homeland Security @DHSgov Womp womp, cry all you want. These criminal illegal aliens aren’t getting released. Like clockwork, violent rioters have arrived at the Broadview ICE facility to demand the release of some of the worst human beings on planet earth. Get a job you imbecilic morons
"That's not illegal," the officer replies as he leads Bushart into a cell.
Jon Hamm from the end of the “White Christmas” episode of Black Mirror, when he’s realizing that everybody has been blocked from his sight (I think, it’s been awhile since I’ve seen it)
A guy in an old green Henley sits on a stepladder, looking down at a grey dachshund mix
Screenshot of a tweet: Boots, ‘with the fur’ @afraidofwasps “Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...”
Wesley Snipes crying while aiming a gun
Two panels from Fantastic Four #1 First panel, with three hands together: Speech balloon: “I’m calling myself The Human Torch— and I’m with you all the way!” Second speech balloon: “Same goes for me… The Invisible Girl!” Third speech balloon: “There’s only one still missing… Ben!!” Second panel, with The Thing’s rocky hand now on top: Speech balloon from his direction: “I ain’t Ben anymore—I’m what Susan called me—The Thing!!” Second speech balloon: “And I’ll call myself… Mister Fantastic!!”
In ‘Avengers: Infinity War,’ young Gamora asks Thanos, “what did it cost?”
Fox, a sweet grey dachshund mix, hanging his head over the side of a fluffy dog bed
Wikipedia article section headings: “Throwing troubles,” “Spousal assaults,” “Legacy,” and “HGH use.”
Sebastian Stan as Blaine in “Hot Tub Time Machine,” scowling at someone offscreen and dressed like an 80s bully at a ski resort.
A very sweet very small grey dog in a stroller. He is panting and it’s very cute.
A long blue box that reads “Genuine GE Refrigerator Water Filter,” and then “XWFE” in big letters.
Scott Weiland singing into a megaphone
Fox, a tiny grey dachshund mix, looking cuter than should be possible in a doggie stroller, peeking over the edge of a restaurant table
The paper even turned some politicians into recurring characters: During Obama’s presidency, The Onion wrote of then-Vice President Joe Biden as a womanizing, blue-collar party animal, who listened to hair metal and drove a Pontiac Trans Am. Younger readers who only know Biden as the doddering, elderly president would likely be confused by the Election Day 2012 Onion headline “Poll Workers Overhear Biden Repeating Phrase ‘Banged Her’ While Reading Names On Ballot.” Onion articles in the 1990s had then-President Bill Clinton writing a fan letter to 80s punk rocker Joan Jett and, after the deaths of several staffers and administration officials, “pour[ing] a 40-ounce bottle of King Cobra malt liquor on the ground in honor of his dead homies.”
The Raft, the floating ocean prison from Marvel movies
Donald Trump wears a red hat that says MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Kamala Harris on the phone with Joe Biden after the 2020 presidential election was called in their favor. She is smiling and says “We did it, Joe.”
A very sweet adorable dark grey dachshund mix in a froofy dog bed, in my wife’s lap, in the front seat of our car.
For now, Owens is continuing to build her empire, though she’s moved onto other targets. Her latest subject: the sexual-assault allegations against Harvey Weinstein. In a February 25 stream introducing the series, she revealed she spent months interviewing him from prison, concluding that he was railroaded and that the Me Too movement “consists of something of a criminal network.” “I think people are going to be fascinated with it,” Owens says of the series. “I’ve built up a lot of trust with my audience. They know that I don’t lie.” The video has more than 1.3 million views.
Reason Magazine article. Headline: “How the FCC's 'Warrior for Free Speech' Became Our Censor in Chief” Subhead: Brendan Carr has a clear record of threatening to suppress constitutionally protected speech. byline: Joe Lancaster
An orange print, framed, of a human heart, with the words “FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE” across the front
Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton in 'Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood,' holding a beer and a cigarette, pointing at the TV (off-screen)—the "pointing Rick" or "pointing Leo" meme. In this version, he is wearing a Santa hat.
Sarah Polley in the movie ‘Go’ (1999), portraying a grocery store cashier. There are Christmas decorations in the store, including a banner that says YULE SAVE MORE
My Letterboxd review of Juror #2 (2024) Watched Dec 22, 2024 “I love when a movie films in Georgia and is allowed to take place in Georgia. Then the actors don’t have to pretend like it’s not hot as shit. Nicholas Hoult is so British he turns beet red anytime he’s outside”
A cooling rack with snickerdoodles, some of which are slightly misshapen but hey everybody’s a critic
Tweet from Paul A. Szypula (@Bubblebathgirl) “Nick Fuentes arrested and charged with battery for macing Marla Rose and assaulting her when she showed up at his home and rang his doorbell.” Followed by an image of a news story, headlined “Nick Fuentes charged with battery of woman he maced: report,” and a video of the incident
A green Cybertruck parked next to an enclosure for dumpsters
Matt Lauer in ‘Sharknado 2’ Chyron: “BREAKING NEWS: D.C. DEVASTATED BY SHARKNADO. MONUMENTS DESTROYED, THE CITY IN RUINE”
Kramer (Michael Richards) holds a pasta creation in the ‘Seinfeld’ episode “The Fusilli Jerry”
Idina Menzel/Pedro Pascal
Djimon Hounsou in ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’
Excerpt from Kathleen Biden’s Wikipedia page: Early life and education edit Kathleen Anne Buhle was born in Chicago, Illinois, into a middle-class Catholic family.[1][2] Her mother, Roberta Buhle,[3] was a schoolteacher and her father James F. Buhle was a salesman for the Chicago White Sox.[4][5] She was educated in Catholic schools and graduated from Saint Mary's University of Minnesota, with a degree in psychology.[2][6][7]
Pixies in concert, with Black Francis and Kim Deal visible in the foreground
“Trump Says He Would ‘Acknowledge’ Losing, With Conditions” By Alex Leary
tweet from Rod Dreher (blue check) "Tucker Carlson has gone public with the news that he was physically attacked by a demon. This is true. He told me about it a year ago. Terrifying stuff."
Top image: James Caan in 'Misery' (1990), typing on a Royal typewriter Bottom image: the typed page, which merely says "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck"
Alan Ruck as Connor Roy from ‘Succession,’ with hand over heart
NBC News headline: “Steve Martin declines offer to play Tim Walz on ‘Saturday Night Live’: ‘I’m not an impressionist’ And a side-by-side of Walz and Martin
Indiana Jones in the rain shouts “That belongs in a museum!”
Title and first paragraph of the Wikipedia entry for ‘Avril Lavigne replacement conspiracy theory’
A picture of the band The Police with the caption Fuck The Police
My beautiful little dog gentleman, Fox