Joel Hill

@joelh.social

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Software developer in the Canadian Prairies #yxe. He/him

A small unfinished deck serving as a landing to the entrance of a house, the beams and joists are all visible. Landscaping fabric can be seen underneath. The yard is a mess of rubble piles, tools and hoses. The remains of the previous stairs are seen just out of frame on the left
Screenshot of iOS app showing an editor screen for a character sprite
A partially deconstructed step. It was built out of angle iron and concrete. The steps and landing are gone and there is a pile of rubble in the center
Screenshot of a pixel art editing app on iOS
Screenshot of a location based messaging app. Shows three posts in a list with distances under the text. Text is based on the popular “Dark Souls” video game franchise
A 1000 piece puzzle of the Game of Thrones map. A single piece is missing in almost the exact middle of the puzzle
A screenshot from super mario world on the SNES. Mario is a garbled sprite, and a giant "bullet bill" is all wrong colours.
An image of a slow eating dog food bowl. It is a blue bowl with a swirly pattern. There’s a terrible photoshop of a dog head in the top right corner
A large open empty space in the middle of a department store. Shelves with home goods and utilities can be seen at the edges of the frame
A lizard on a sidewalk. I would call it big, but he’s a little guy
Screenshot of my profile showing the 20+ Blocks badge.
A likely recent photo of Elizabeth Holmes looking wide eyed in the direction of the camera
Team Gushue sliding down the ice towards the camera
Screenshot of a minimalistic UI for saving crop records
The Claude Code logo. It’s an anus
A sticker on an electrical cord that reads “CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS ONLY - WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm - www.P65Warnings.ca.gov”
A Sansui 771 receiver.
Four tall stacks of books of varying sizes and conditions. All written by Stephen King and a few by Richard Bachman.
Zoomed in view of a circuit board, the pads and traces of a Nintendo Switch charge port. Several are missing or damaged and jumper wires are seen connecting a few of them
A hitachi P/e 3044 turntable. Looks like a 70s era device
Green northern lights. A reflective surface is near the bottom of the frame and the lights can be seen in the reflection as well
A large dog looking toward the camera with a deadpan look and a slight head tilt. The facial expression is saying “WTF is this?” She is standing in from of a snow fence that is blocking her from entering the garden in a back yard.
A large inflatable snowman that has tipped over. On the bottom of the snowman we can see what I can only assume in a large anus.
Command line interface showing a computer entering grub rescue mode after decrypting the master key in an encrypted drive
A winter scene with the sun visible about a hands width above the horizon. A frosty branch comes into frame from the left side. Lost of frost visible in the grass too
Homer in his ridiculous car from the episode where Herb put him in charge of product design
A vintage “Philips 12” coffee maker. Very sleek mid-century modern stainless steel design with black accents
Four corn dogs in a bowl next to a bottle of mustard and a bottle of ketchup
Mobile notification of a tornado in my “coverage area”
A hand holding “A Wizard of Earthsea” by Ursula Le Gin.
Doom 2016
A Nintendo switch shown with a screen on. It’s alive!
Picture showing a flatscreen TV with a broken screen. A small crack bleeding LCD nonsense can be seen in the bottom right corner
An ad old ad for 7-UP and Milk. It reads: For children who won't drink milk... for adults who want the nourishment of milk with a decidedly different appeal... Mix chilled 7-Up and cold milk in equal parts, by pouring the 7-Up gently into the milk. Do not stir. The 7-Up adds a light and delicate favor making a delicious blended food drink. Mothers know that this is a wholesome combination. The addition of 7-Up gives milk a favor appeal that especially pleases children
Several police vehicles parted with lights on
A disassembled Nintendo Switch layer out on an orange microfibre cloth.
A “Ying and Yang” puzzle. It is two circular interlocking metal widgets made from thick metal wire folded and curved into identical shapes.
That meme of Spongebob doing some sort of chicken impression?
An alpaca wool poncho draped over some dumbass. Text on the bottom reads “have you seen this poncho?”
A view of Roger’s stadium in downtown Edmonton
Fish has a little bug for a tongue
A grain elevator in a small Sask town (Medstead). Reds and purples in the sky and a small crescent moon can also be seen.
View of the internals of a Nintendo switch. A blue light is blinking on a mod chip that can be seen soldered to the APU
Screenshot of Nintendo Music on iOS. Currently playing “Aquatic Ambiance” from Donkey Kong Country.
Two clear bottles of a yellowish liquid with some foam visible on top.
Northern lights
The back of a Nintendo Switch showing the internal components. A mod chip is soldered to the board.
Several computer components and laptop cases scattered about on a table. No working computer is in sight.
Screenshot of a #CFL game where a player’s right foot appears to be touching the out of bounds line.
Ginger beer in resealable bottle held up in the light. Gold ish colour and a bit hazy. Lots of grey sediment seen on the bottom
My hand holding an original pressing of The Power and Glory by Gentle Giant in excellent condition.
My dog begging for McDonald’s fries, resting her head on the coffee table. Her prominent underbite is on display. she is also very tired and her eyes are only half open.
Picture of the front driver side wheel bearing assembly attached to a Subaru Impreza. Tools are scattered about.
A wood gate with black trim retrofitted into a grey cinder block fence as seen from a side alley.
Scene from “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” where Shake is telling Meat Wad “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.”
An open bag of “Dog Delights Beef Tendersticks”.
Photo of twisted trees near Mayfair Sask
Shows a PineTime smartwatch on my wrist. It’s using an old school watch face that makes it look like a Casio
A plastic tent style greenhouse in a dinning room where a table and chairs would normally go.