Joel

@joelskeetsos.bsky.social

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He/him. Orioles, Commanders, Spirit fan. Everton 饾槾饾樁饾槺饾槺饾槹饾槼饾樀饾槮饾槼. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.

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Contreras leaned all the way over the plate to draw the HBP after Wells had him on the ropes
Contreras HBP
Depressed Mr Incredible
I reject the premise
ESPN, Pat McAfee negotiating new deal that could pay him over $60 million per year: Sources
Analytically we've won 2 our of 3 games
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One like
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A "betting odds now available" banner across the top of the scores page on the MLB app, which I've used to follow games from out of market since I was in elementary school.
"They didn't row" guy
Former Falcons head coach Dan Quinn
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A graph from the Athletic, showing average appreciation of NFL, NBA and MLB teams over the last six years. The average MLB franchise value has risen by approximately a billion dollars in half a decade.
I can excuse Chief Wahoo but I draw the line at stalking your ex and sexually harassing your boss You can excuse Chief Wahoo?
Coby Mayo baseball savant
Bryan Baker in a Tampa Bay Rays navy alternate jersey and cap, enjoying media day at his first career All-Star Game.
Connect Four, chonky bird edition
Machado-Ventura
Get to know my music taste... you know the drill
A BRIEF AND SUDDEN ILLNESS
The Orioles are, yet again, two games back of the final AL wildcard spot.
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Yennier Cano
The mullet-wearing delivery tech at Vance Refrigeration, whose name was... Leo.
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Sammy approaching first base after a rocket launch. His bat, presumably still smoldering from impact, is up against the railing of the home dugout.
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A Pausa De Hidrataci贸n graphic in the upper left corner of a still image from NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. Napoleon and three others look on at a lunch of hard boiled eggs, egg salad sandwiches, and a raw egg slurry beverage.
Me holding youngest Offspring, asleep for the last several hours, while I grind out a civil war documentary.
I'm gonna steal the New Era 2026 MLB All-Star Game hat collection
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A pinch-hit substitution, a pitching change, and another pinch-hit substitution in succession
St Joan in a Brady Anderson jersey
Reggie White
Gunnar Henderson bemoaning the slings and arrows of outrageous low and inside sliders
If he tears his UCL, he tears his UCL.
That seals the deal. I am no longer an Orioles fan. I've been a fan since 1982 and a season ticket holder since 1996. I officially will not be renewing my plan next season nor will I watch on tv ever again. Elias is officially the worst gm in history.
a hammer
A true fan standing alone in a corner having a terrible time as his lesser, unenlightened sycophants dance with joy
You will have pancakes. And you'll like it.
The [surely AI populated] Google page for Heston Kjerstad, featuring a photo of Coby Mayo making a throw from third base at what appears to be Target Field.
Steph Houghton in anguish after a missed PK against the USWNT in the 2019 world cup
YOU JUST LOST THE B&O RAILROAD CLASSIC
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The promotional poster for WINNING TIME on HBO
Gary Sanchez