✨ DemiPride Moose✨

@joemoose517.bsky.social

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[gives tons of snugs and nuzzles] He/him/they/we/us Gray ace Star Thief Knitter, crocheter, beader, meddler, kitten huffer, writer 18+ or you'll be blocked! A.I. can go fuck itself sideways Mastadon - https://meow.social/@JoeMoose517

Pencil earrings made of coordinating 6/0 seed beads, sewn with square stitch and 4lb Fireline beading thread.
Sailor Moon and Sailor ChibiMoon activating the Golden Crystal, showing the True Power of Dreams
Selfie of a moose in bed
QO200 60A 240V breaker box for the outside fan showing dirt, corrosion, and a burnt contact.
Before Pride Month ends... Anybody want to admit they got a crust on me?
A picture of my Rainbow Pride bracelets and a set of Rainbow Swirl earrings.
Zarfu Lightbringer, in an overpacked bright yellow jockstrap, poses in front of a mirror. His body is pumped from a workout, and the jock can barely contain his thick glutes.
A white minotaur wearing a purple and gold striped tunic and knee-high pants. A matching hood covers his head. He holds a purple and steel-blue bass guitar that can shoot out electrical energy up to 20 yards. Forgot who got this for me. :|
Character sheet of my OC Rufus 'Sarge' Zachariah. Yes he's naked. Hush.
HeroForge mock-up of Zarfu Lightbringer. Green-skinned yet tans a dark blueberry blue, complete with a tumbling blue beard and frontal dragon horns. Dressed in his bar clothing of an off-white linen shirt, dyed orange wool vest and matching leather kilt. Three belt pouches hang in from of the kilt while a pair of metal plates hang from both sides of the waist. Over-cuffed leather boots complete the set. He holds an iron rod pulsating with some strange power.
Tilted photo of the House Flipper game screen
An unopened bottle of Shiner Bock
A selfie of me with a terribly evil grin
I Haz Cheeseboigah! 1G Sorcery Play this card if you have put a Cat or Kitten in play this turn. Look through your library for a Food card and put it into play. Shuffle your library afterwards. Cycling 2 (2, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Iz Not Cheezeboigah... 1R Instant Exile target Food an opponent controls. That player reveals cards from the top of their library until a Food card is revealed. The player puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles the rest into their library. Cycling 2 (2, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
DUNE Text Meme: KITTENS ARE BABY CATS You know it's true! Do not lie
Twin Peaks meme: KITTENS ARE THE BEST THINGS IMAGINABLE
Hero Forge character print of Di'Volx, the Summoner. He's wearing a patched robe of various skins with equally patched pants with knee-high boots. A smokey orb is held in his right hand. The left side of his face is a pale grey—an injury of a previous battle.
A huge hukling alien holding up an arm. A ball of energy is gathering in the risen hand's hold. Oddly enough, he has a mustache of a translucent teal.
Franklyn Morris, N.A. river otter, in a salmon button-down shirt and yellow suspenders, with a pair of blue slacks. He is holding his chin with his left hand, his right holding the left elbow, and he is looking thoughtfully into the camera.
A flapper-style necklace that is draped across the table. Netted beading. Made of 11/0 bronze iris seed beads accented with white-lined teal AB 11/0 Delica with strings of 6/0 turquoise glass rocaille seed beads of various lengths in the middle and around the edges.
Colored pic of a Triggs/RedGoon line art of Moose playing his ukulele
A daytime shot of the earrings. The stones are a darker pink than under led lighting.
A pair of beaded earrings. The middle stones are light purple/rose 12mm cushion cut chantons in a peyote bezel. Done with silver-lined 11/0 delicas and embellished with 3mm fire polished rounds and various seed beads.
A selfie of me wearing a wrestling singlet I bought years ago
Pencil drawing of a black mage casting Meteor upon a kingdom. This will be inked later
Screenshot from @CatFoodBreath on Twitter Appetizer ideas for #NYEHomeWithYourCat: Cheese. Bacon. Sardines. Tuna. Caviar. Cream. Butter. Cream cheese. Giblets. Chicken. Liver pate. Bacon and cheese. Cheesy bacon dip. Sour cream. Buttered toast. Mackerel. Salmon. Catnip. A bag of those very expensive squishy kitty treats. 6:05 PM - Dec 30, 2020
A picture of The Ultimate Final Fantasy XIV Cookbook, Volume 2
A somewhat blurry photo of three daisy bracelets made from 8/0 seed beads in various shades of blue, with dashes of white.
Front and back views of a Seashell pendant necklace. A 60x45mm teardrop shell pendant dangles from a string of freshwater pearls interspersed with beads of various types. The back reveals a tassled dangle of matching beads hanging from a sterling white nacre underside. Measures 19 inches. Price slashed from $80 to $50.
A golden loaf of sourdough bread on a QVC Temp-tations loaf pan
Screenshot of Cowboy Bebop: The Movie - Knockin' on Heaven's Door
Meme of The Columbo Statue (in Budapest) with the caption "Motion to replace all statues of Columbus with statues of Columbo."
Side profile of Sevegoth Prime. This boy doesn't skip leg day! Wooo!
Sevagoth Prime complete!
A 40mm translucent amethyst doughnut is attached to a peyote triangle of Metallic Dark Plum Iris and Steel 11/0 Delica beads. A string of 6/0 translucent purple silver-lined beads spaced with 2x3mm silver rondelles finishes the pendant. $75, free US shipping
The stone is a keyhole slab of Mexican agate connected to a diagonal peyote band of Toho 8/0 silver-lined frosted oviline with 11/0 Galvanized Starlight. The band connecting the two is a tad too long for my tastes, but it works.
Front view of the necklace project. Inlaid hexagonal panels consisting of 14mm rivolis are connected by a wide necklace of beaded netting. A knitting needle is holding the netting in place.
The Unholy Ritual 2Φ Enchantment Cumulative Upkeep: 1Φ Choose an opponent. During each of their steps, put a Kitten token into play your control. Treat them as a 0/1 colorless creature. "Moxie didn't know what would happen when she touched the amulet. She just wanted some noms."
Snapshot of No Man's Sky of Marsh the Fox's system discovery: OwO III: The Squeakule
Moose lifting for his next meet while three cats cheer him on. Art from the legendary Aokmaidu
Guy to the ship's captain: It's September 1st, boss. Captain, horribly shocked: Fuck. No, it's not.
11x16 print of a sheriff killing a zombie whose lower half is missing
Before: Long shaggy ungainly hair
Snapshot of me playing my 450th day of Warframe
Selfie of us sticking our tongue at ya.
Six beaded hexagons inlaid with 14mm chatons of various colors.
A Warframe with Frakta shoulder guards: tiled regular pentagons hovering perhaps an inch or so off the shoulder. Image source: https://x.com/StarlightSigil/status/1274563680290566144
Iz not cheezeboigah... 1R Instant Exile target Food an opponent controls. That player reveals cards from the top of their library until a Food card is revealed. The player puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles the rest into their library. Cycling 2