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Cover art for home video of Disney movie "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon": A Philadelphia garbageman who develops his leg muscles from kicking the hydraulic lever on his truck is discovered by the Philadelphia Eagles and signed by them to become a kicker. Starring Tony Danza as the Kicker
Panel from Batman Family 17 in which Batman is attacked by a faceless blond woman dressed in purple who he mistook for missing screen starlet Margo Mulhare. Batman exclaims “OHMY GOD- -“.Art by Jim Aparo
Lt Columbo getting out of his DeSoto to confront a criminal from the anime “Angel Cop”
Photo of a Columbo-like cop character from the late 80s-early 90s anime OVA series “Angel Cop”, but this Columbo is 6’-2”, built like a linebacker and angrily pointing a revolver at the viewer, saying “Sorry to disappoint you, but . . .”
The Rees Family aka Pelican 212 is a band of eight brothers and sisters who honed their skills busking on the sidewalks of Nashville, New Orleans, and Pensacola and have perfected their high energy performances on popular television shows like NBC’s America’s Got Talent, Little Big Shots, and The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Image shows their performance at Trumps first Inaugural Ball in 2017.
Image of a Jalopnik article titled “Finally, Here’s a Guide to Those Buttons On Speed Racer’s Mach 5 Steering Wheel”
A drawing of the Eye of Webbish Bog sitting on the head of a blind giant and emerging from a lava pit behind an unsuspecting Darth Vader as shown on the cover of Darth Vader comic #8
GIF of the scene from the film "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension" in which the character "New Jersey" played by Jeff Goldblum realizes the 1938 "War of the Worlds" radio play adaption of H.G. Wells's novel may have actually been used as a cover up for an actual alien invasion of Lectroids from the Eight Dimension, saying "So Maybe it wasn't a hoax. Or, I mean, maybe it isn't a hoax."
Photograph of a mosaic titled “Christ in Majesty” at the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate conception in Washington, DC. is perhaps the largest mosaic of Jesus in the world. Jesus sits upon a rainbow throne, wearing a toga comprising 300 different shades of red and 200 different shades of gold that signifies him as Christ the Redeemer. The image is inspired by Isaiah 63:1–2, “Who is this that comes … in crimsoned garments … arrayed in majesty.” Jesus sits as judge, seen in the raised right eyebrow, but also as the Good Shepherd, denoted by the relaxed left eyebrow. Behind him the flames represent the presence and glory of God, drawing from Isaiah 66:15, while his outstretched arms symbolize his grasp of the universe while also being reminiscent of prayer, evoking Hebrews 7:25, that “he lives always to make intercession for them.” The viewer’s journey from the incarnation to the final judgment is complete. As the viewer’s eyes fall from the last dome to the mosaic of Christ in Majesty and then at last to the altar at eye level, they return to earth. The architecture’s effect is complete. Note: I didn’t write this, I stole this description from the Museum Of the Bible website. He’ll always be “Roid-Rage Jesus” to me.
Cast photo of the CBS drama “Men In Trees” starring Anne Heche. The premise: Relationship expert and author Marin Frist knows what women should look for and what to avoid when trying to find the perfect man. But like most experts, she fails to follow her own advice. On the way to a speaking engagement in Alaska, Marin finds out that her fiance has been cheating on her. If that wasn't bad enough, she winds up stranded in a small town filled with what she doesn't need -- single men. With the support of her friends and publisher back home, Marin realizes she's been living with a blindfold on, never taking the moment to stop and breathe.
Stills from Spider-man Homecoming and Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings highlighting appearances of Klev, a normal American human male, or perhaps, a Kang variant.