Jerron♿️--3rd Cousin of Monsters

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Sometimes I write stage musicals. Often I write horror & horror-comedy screenplays. Ready to write something cheesy-fun for you!

Pic of Joe Rogan from the UFC fight at the Whitehouse. He wears a grey suit with a matching way-too-short tie.
Picture of Robert Picardo as The Doctor from STAR TREK VOYAGER.
A cartoon image of He-man with the eyebrows and chin removed, leaving a very Bobby Hill looking figure.
Orange tabby cat Chedder laying on a laptop. He stares at something unseen.
A publicity poster of the cast of Battlestar Galactica, standing in a V pattern.
Photo of Adrian Paul as Duncan Macleod from HIGHLANDER THE SERIES. He has long hair in a ponytail, holds a fancy katana, and wears a leather vest without a shirt.
Axl Rose, wailing into a microphone, handkerchief around his forehead, modified to look evil--sunken red eyes and stained teeth. Text reads "He sold his soul... for Rock 'n Roll!"
A photo of your hero, Jerron, wearing a black eyepatch. His eye has become angry, and the patch & drops will help it heal.
Orange tabby cat Chedder laying on a black and white checked quilt.
Orange tabby cat Chedder laying on a black and white checked quilt. His eyes are mostly closed as he lounges.
5 week old orange tabby cat Chedder. He is tiny and snoozing across someone's forearm.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, sleeping in a beam of sunlight.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, sleeping in a beam of sunlight.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, sleeping in a beam of sunlight.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, sleeping in a beam of sunlight.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, big orange cat Chedder laying on the rug just below... both enjoying the sun beam.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, big orange cat Chedder laying on the rug just below... both enjoying the sun beam.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, big orange cat Chedder laying on the rug just below... both enjoying the sun beam.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, big orange cat Chedder laying on the rug just below... both enjoying the sun beam.
Once again, it's time for... DERANGED DREAM THEATER! So, last night I had a crazy dream. I was at some sort of giant party at a very expensive, very large, very dream-created home. There were celebrities, people from all over, and some guests seemed to be actors pretending to be at the party. I even met a "party actor" who claimed to be from my hometown... though they were not. Various delicious and delightful food was served. Heck, I was munching on a steak the whole time. But while this dream was odd, the real craziness started when I realized that the entire night of the party a masked killer was stalking the guests. However, the property was so big and the party so populated, a death would go unnoticed. In good slasher movie fashion, the bodies disappeared and no one even noticed.
This is a long one, so I've broken it down. tl; dr I am STRUGGLING–disability & poverty, trying to support my DV survivor friend, and limited help from the dystopia… any help from you wonderful folks will earn my love and gratitude. I'm disabled. This is year 8 of my body totally hating me. Over time, my chronic conditions have gotten more severe. At this time, I'm severely mobility limited–I can't stand for more than a few minutes, nor can I walk for more than a few minutes. I have chronic pain, idiopathic chronic afib, and I still suffer flares of Long Covid that aggravate my conditions. Pg 1
This is a long one, so I've broken it down. tl; dr I am STRUGGLING–disability & poverty, trying to support my DV survivor friend, and limited help from the dystopia… any help from you wonderful folks will earn my love and gratitude. I'm disabled. This is year 8 of my body totally hating me. Over time, my chronic conditions have gotten more severe. At this time, I'm severely mobility limited–I can't stand for more than a few minutes, nor can I walk for more than a few minutes. I have chronic pain, idiopathic chronic afib, and I still suffer flares of Long Covid that aggravate my conditions. Pg 1
Large orange tabby cat Chedder laying on the tile floor. He is stretched out on his back, comfy as hell.
A large, orange tabby cat laying across a laptop while on a file cabinet.
Image of Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes. He is standing in profile, metal arm visible. Text reads "U.S. Rep. Bucky Barnes. This machine kills fascists."
Image of Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes. He is standing in profile, metal arm visible. Text reads "U.S. Rep. Bucky Barnes. This machine kills fascists."
Drawing of the chest of Captain America with the words "The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I'd beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it. --Jack Kirby"
Teaser poster for screenplay THE BLIGHT. The silhouettes of eight armed women in action poses against black. Large, menacing tentacles rise nearby. Text reads "THE BLIGHT written by Jerron Spencer and Jeffrey Stackhouse" and "In the forgotten streets of Detroit, eight ordinary women face apocalyptic horror. Those who survive to sunrise will be legends."
Teaser poster for screenplay THIRSTY THURSDAY. A creepy vampire with pointed ears and glowing red eyes stands against a black background. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night." and "Thirsty Thursday by Jerron Spencer".
Teaser poster for screenplay RAKSHASAH. An almost animated looking image of a large monster with long fangs, sharp claws, and yellow tufted hair. Text reads "Rakshasah" and "Dark fairy tale... Small town... Total bloodbath..."
Cartoon drawing of Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore styled like Jules and Vincent from PULP FICTION, and Piglet in a pink robe like Jimmie. A title reads "Pooh Fiction". Text by Piglet reads "Is there a sign on the front of my house that says dead Tigger storage?"
Bob and Gene from BOB'S BURGERS, dressed as Rick & Morty. They stand in a sci-fi cityscape.
Photo description: a large orange tabby cat sits on an old Ottoman near a window, with a black bookcase behind him. Photo alt text: 17 pounds... Chedder Cheese aka Big Tuna Dreamcicle Jerk Orange Thunder Prince Humperdink* *it's his chance to do the Hump
Pic of a large orange tabby cat laying on a black and white checkered quilt. The cat has one paw draped over a human foot that is under the quilt.
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Tweet from @RhettReese saying "This is a great example of the disruption that is about to happen (or already is happening). This same conversation is going to play out over EVERYTHING. 'It's cheaper if we just use AI to...' No one's job is safe. No existing institution or technology is safe. Nothing is safe." This includes part of an article from Variety about Lion's Gate using AI.
Tweet by @RhettReese saying "I fear Hollywood is about to change as quickly and drastically as it ever has. AI is poised to disrupt everything. Everything. The industry will soon be unrecognizable, and nothing and no one will be able to stop any of it. Worse, I don't even know what 'it' is. I am shook.
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Teaser poster for screenplay SAINT GEORGE by Jerron Spencer & Sara Lunsford. An image of physically imposing woman with purple hair and tattoos, her body half in light, half in shadow. Her light side has an angel wing while her shadow side has a demon wing. Text reads "Chosen to kill... destined to save."
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Selfie of ya boy Jerron. 50-something white dude with buzzed blond hair, a few days stubble, and no rizz.
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Adrian Paul as Duncan MacLeod from HIGHLANDER THE SERIES. Duncan wears a black leather vest but no shirt, his long dark hair pulled into a pony tail. He holds a katana in both hands, ready for combat
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Teaser poster for screenplay SAINT GEORGE by Jerron Spencer & Sara Lunsford. An image of physically imposing woman with purple hair and tattoos, her body half in light, half in shadow. Her light side has an angel wing while her shadow side has a demon wing. Text reads "Chosen to kill... destined to save."
Still from HIGHLANDER THE SERIES. Actor Adrian Paul as Duncan McLeod, standing near a ruined castle. He wears a brown trench coat over a blue shirt and black slacks, holding a katana.
Tuxedo cat sitting on the linoleum floor near his food, looking back over his shoulder.
Still from HIGHLANDER THE SERIES. Actor Adrian Paul as Duncan McLeod, standing near a ruined castle. He wears a brown trench coat over a blue shirt and black slacks, holding a katana.
Screen grab of a post by Dr. Ron of the Pepper Palace. Post reads "When I was a young boy my father had what he called the bean jar. It was a jar full of brown and black beans. Whenever we misbehaved he remove one and tell us that once the jar was empty, the world would end." A comment below reads "It was fuckin' confusing reading this to the tune of The Black Parade."
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
Comic book style art of a werewolf howling in front of a full moon, trees all around. Text reads "Let's get rid of Valentine's Day and have a second Halloween... you know... Howlentine's Day
Comic book style art of a werewolf howling in front of a full moon, trees all around. Text reads "Let's get rid of Valentine's Day and have a second Halloween... you know... Howlentine's Day