Joe Stanley

@joestanley.org

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TIME magazine’s 2013 Joe of the Year. Product Management, Big Infra. He/Him. Loves include waffles, wordplay, and worker’s rights. RVA.

Jonathan Frakes narrating in the Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction series
Hugh Dancey as Will Graham, sweating through his shirt in bed because our special boy with the big imagination has encephalitis.
The end of the Overlook Film Festival line parade in New Orleans, with grand marshal John Kassir (voice of the Cryptkeeper). He is in a red convertible sitting beside the Crypt Keeper model, surrounded on all sides by parade goers. I’m in the crowd.
The Arrested Development meme of “did it work for those people?” “no, it never does…but it might work for us.”
Star Trek DS9 Title Screen titled “Mirror Universe Kira Awakening Things in Me”
Star Trek TNG title image “LGBT and Q”
Two cardinals, a courting pair, sitting right outside our sliding glass doors onto the deck (littered with treestuff). The male cardinal has been scrounging the treestuff for seeds to offer to the female as part of courtship feeding.
A fashion view for a Hunter from Destiny 2. They have a future-tech vibe with splashes of a slightly orange yellow.
A scene from Mulan where the beacon is lit, which normally says “Now all of China knows you’re here.” except “here” has been replaced with “horny.”
One of those old Italian spring-loaded switchblades, except done up in High Stoner aesthetic (iridescent metal, fake pearl handle). “Live Más” is on the handle
The Stringer Bell meme further redacted from OP, down to “Shit yourself.” This is why my man cannot get up - he cannot rise in public without revealing his sin. For now, he must wait and observe.
Holding one of the old italian-style spring blades, but the handle says “Live Más” and the metal is iridescent.
Kramer asking George “Do you ever yearn?” in Seinfeld
A screenshot of OP’s post censored to read “every pancakes a grand slam and fortunately for all of us a great time and good.”
Odo from DS9 when he was hosting the essence of Curzon Dax and his hair was a little wilder
A car with the license plate “HEY KAT”
Airheads WHITE MYSTERY flavor
A print of a medieval style poster of the costco hotdog and drink combo with the quote from the ceo in a period font, “if you raise the price of the hot dog I’ll fucking kill you.”
an old meme of a poster saying “god i wish that were me” though in its original context was in reaction to an adult baby fetish pic
A picture of Bouldy, the boulder pal of Sisyphus from the game Hades.
An illustration of Gogo from Final Fantasy VI (Gogo wears elaborate multicolored layered robes with various patterns)
A frame from a tiktok of a guy with the text “I don’t really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead.” overlaid.
Ralph from the Simpsons with a poorly layered on 0 health icon and card tray bracer thing from Yu-Gi-Oh? Tbh I don’t know, the important thing is this kid was just bodied into oblivion by some move.
Tim Robinson saying “You can’t change the rules just ‘cause you don’t like how I’m doing it.”
sleepytime tea bear (illustrated bear wearing pajamas and a night cap)
A movie poster for one of the best horror popcorn flicks in years, the pope’s exorcist. Russell Crowe is a weird little guy, holding a cross and looking determined.
an old meme of a forum poster saying “god i wish that were me.” In the original context, he was replying to an adult baby fetish image.
John Kissir, voice of the Crypt Keeper, in a red convertible with a Crypt Keeper mannequin as grand marshal of a parade in New Orleans.
A panel from Achewood of Phillipe asking Lie Bot what the saddest thing is. It’s apparently watching journalists discover the literal minimum thing possible they can do to give themselves a sense of resisting our slide into corporate-enabled fascism without any meaningful impact or personal inconvenience.
Ms. Rachel and Mayor Mamdani pretending to cry as part of visiting a classroom and telling a story.
The Jack Chick comic meme of Jesus telling the truth and people not being able to handle it.
The old man from the I Think You Should Leave skit re: car focus group, smiling with wonder as he says “Oh my God, he admit it!”
A scene of Tim Robinson from an I Think You Should Leave Skit crying, saying “I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m fucking scared.”
A medieval style illustration of two men. One has raised his sword with the intent to kill, while the other has dropped his and is performing fellatio on his soon-to-be killer.
A card that says “please be nice to me” with a flower in the middle with a cartoon baby face at its center
A refurbished yellow iPod with black clickwheel on top of a couple books.
A man pointing in the mirror at himself, much like this condescending Morten guy who did not take his own advice before replying.
SadeVEVO @fillegrossiere literacy is a prison. once u learn to read u can't just stop doing it. if u see words ur gonna read them. i hate that. oppressive 6:50 AM 11/15/20 from Earth
A screenshot of a viral twitter retweet: OP reads “I like Hole better than Nirvana” and the Quote Retweet reads “me leaving the monastery”
One of the marketing images for the too-good-for-how-known-it-is show, The Terror season 1. Captain Sir John Franklin is half in the frame looking terrified.
Scene from Dune II: Dune Another Day where Javier Bardem’s character is saying “The Mahdi is too humble to say he is the Mahdi - Even more reason to know he is!”
Vice President giving some loser insecure toughguy speech about some gooner bullshit, a spiritual cousin to the person I’m replying to. Closed Captions note [single person clapping].
All 6’5” of bearded Lee Pace as Brother Day in the show Foundation, saying “I’m not leaving without that head.”
An old meme, but it still checks out. A phone showing the caller is the Holy Order of the Emperor’s Inquisition. The decline option has been replaced by a second acceptance icon on the call screen, for there is no escape.
All 6’5” of Lee Pace walking in a towel and nothing else. Every season of Foundation is him working with wardrobe to find some new form of slutty sci-fi dress.
The front of a black tee shirt. Written in small white letters is l.g.b.t. and then in big Philly Eagles green font LET’S GO BIRDS TRANSEXUAL with the green eagle to its side.
An illustration of an artillery witch from the game Trench Crusade. She is riding a high-ordnance runic bomb like a skateboard, doing sweet-ass tricks. Her blasphemy is exceeded only by how fucking cool she looks.
The big oof meme - A man making the oof face superimposed onto a dryer dial with “oof size” small, medium, and large options. It’s set to large.
Tim Robinson driving in the Driving Crooner skit, lamenting “I gotta figure out how to make money on this!”
“The Brain” from Gremlins 2. Big-eared reptilian little guy wearing a blazer and a sweater.
illustration of a beautiful pastel rainbow cat, translucent. A perfectly classic hotdog in bun floats in its stomach. Text says “I had a hot dog” at the top and continues “and became something better” at the bottom. The cat’s expression is ineffable.
The meme of the guy shouting “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.”
A 1999-era Stanley Tucci wearing little faun horns with a goofy lil grin.
A photo of a child’s training toilet, still boxed, which reads “I look & sound like a grown-up toilet.” A goal which this failson has nailed, no notes.
A scene from the show Brooklyn Nine Nine where Amy Santiago says in confusion “Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?” and Rosa Diaz responds “I just forget stuff like a cool person.”
A horrifying man with the appearance of a flukeworm, from the show X-Files: https://x-files.fandom.com/wiki/Flukeman
A photo of Ricky from the show Trailer Park Boys, in prison, talking to the camera.
David Lynch on set speaking into a microphone, subtitled “Okay, let’s try that again, but this time good.”
An image stating “I look & sound like a grown-up toilet” which also summarizes the walking disappointment that is the person I’m replying to.
A tip screen from the NES game Kirby’s Adventure re-written to say “Hit the Heart icon on any Stella post to celebrate her birthday!”