Joe St Clair-Ford

@joestclairford.bsky.social

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Anti-fascist, anti-capitalist, anti-christian, anti-american.

The eurotrash dude from The Transporter who I've just realised is the guy from Fast and the Furious.
The cover to Cyprus Hill Black Sunday
Stop motion film of a Lego handheld game console playing space invaders.
Shabana Mahmood smiling as she imagines torturing asylum seekers.
Bart Simpson, eyes closed, waving his arms with the text "it's all about the vibes"
Movie poster for Up Pompeii with a painted picture of Frankie Howard and some scantily clad women.
Gary Oldman playing Mitch McConnell in the movie Hannibal.
Picture of an F1 car and some 'Stroll' branded water dispensers with the headline "F1 to impose hydration breaks every four laps at Austrian Grand Prix"
A black and white photo of a woman mod on a Vespa.
It's Shirley Bassey and the Propellor Heads of course.
The classic staple of the British BBQ - sausages burnt to a crisp on the outside and raw on the inside sitting on a BBQ.
The "I know better than everyone" tech bro, disrupters hubris submarine imploded at the bottom of the ocean.
Grassy Pyrenean meadows and pine forests with some dark clouds and sunshine.
Headline with conveniently exactly 14 words - Tony Blair tells Starmer and rivals: abandon net zero and move closer to Trump
Google AI gibberish about Monkfish being short for Monday K Fish.
Star Trek Next Generation title generator with the text "It's okay to put milk in Earl Grey" because it is.
Senator Gracchus in Gladiator saying "I don't pretend to be a man of the people, senator."
Burger King logo with the text in the bun "A NOTHING BURNHAM" and the tagline "Well that was a lot of hype!"
Andy Burnham casually jogging out for the paparazzi. He'll probably bring them all a cup of tea later.
King Charles in all his silly dress up, sitting on a ridiculous throne giving the speech at the completely pointless theatre that is the state opening of parliament.
Poster for Red Dead Redemption 2 with the first D and the A in dead blocked out.
A bloke walking his dog on the coast with a headline from The Independent saying "Walking experts reveal the number of steps per day you need to boost health"
Dr Manhattan sitting on the moon or something.
Kier Starmer manning the phones on election eve with a speech bubble saying - Criminal justice, police powers, and human rights by K Starmer
The "updated" Martian flag from The Expanse.
A traditional maypole dance.
The Hammer Tech suit malfunctioning and definitely NOT killing the pilot in Iron Man.
A Cadbury Creme Egg
A CCTV in operation sign.
Dune poster with the text Dune 0; The way to San José.
A tumbler of whiskey and Starfleet Academy on the telly in the background.
Opening up a new window hole in an old stone wall looking out on a misty day. A prop holding up the roof... hopefully.
A bottle of Adnams Spirit of Broadside distilled ale.
Shabana Mahmood dressed as an Imperial guard dreaming of being cruel to refugees and an Imperial guard dressed up as Shabana Mahmood.
Auto generated Allister Heath Telegraph headline "Starmer's terrifying new empathy laws will make Britain a police state. Terrifyingly accurate.
A handsome vintage guillotine.
Brian's mum in Life of Brian saying "They're not the shadow cabinet, they're just a bunch of failed Tory ministers and a couple of old racists" proving she's more insightful than most UK journalists.
Picture of a police sign with the headline "Two British far-right activists arrested in France". The joke is a rif to The Italian Job Noel Coward quote about spaghetti and Italian prison. The original Italian Job not the terrible Mark Wahlberg remake.
Immortan Joe from Mad Max.
A gold Noel candle stand with tinsel round the base on a wooden table with a plate in front containing an empty mince pie case, a half eaten carrot and empty glass with a bottle of Torres 10 brandy next to it.
Independent headline "‘Milkshake tax’ explained – and why Reeves could introduce it in next Budget" with an unflattering picture of Reeves. The article discusses the potential increased cost of throwing a milkshake at Nigel Farage depending on its sugar content.