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Updated a Dustin Couch Tweet so now it reads: Vatican employee: oh hey u guys are back early Cardinal: pope’s haunted Vatican employee: what? Cardinal: loading a pistol and getting back in the conclave - pope’s haunted
goku vegeta shirt
Werner herzog saying “the enormity of their flat brain”
New Zealand parliament haka
Key and peele in the prepared for terries sketch
My review of conclave (2024) Wearing pretty robes and being all bitchy and gossipy? That’s just guys bein dudes, baby
While sitting in his truck, McElroy was shot at several times but hit only twice—once by a centerfire rifle and once by a .22 rimfire rifle. In all, there were 46 potential witnesses to the shooting, including Trena McElroy, who was in the truck with her husband when he was shot. Nobody called for an ambulance. Only Trena claimed to identify a gunman; every other witness was either unable to name an assailant or claimed not to have seen who fired the fatal shots. The DA declined to press charges, and an extensive federal investigation did not lead to any charges either. Missouri-based journalist Steve Booher described the attitude of some townspeople as "he needed killing."
The Duolingo owl telling me I made 1007 mistakes this year
Walken in man on fire: A man can be an artist
Joey Harrington with the Atlanta falcons
From @michael_raphone: (Interview to be a hot dog vendor at a baseball park) INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell ‘hot dogs’? ME: (eyes go completely black) HOT DOGS
arrested development cornballer scene
The Pointer Brothers
ATTENZIONE carichi sospesi ATTENTION suspended loads
Adam Schefter: From 1992 until the foreseeable future, the Packers have transitioned from Brett Favre to Aaron Rodgers and now to Jordan Love. They now have him for another five seasons. The Packers are the NFL model for quarterback consistency: 32 years and counting.
Johnny cash from Hurt asking what have I become
Sam Richardson as Christmas way future saying He’s Huge
@dril tweet “my big sons have made a mess of the garage again after being riled up by the good word of the lord”
John mulaney: “hey nick you know who’s like in love with usher?” Nick kroll: “who?”
review of a rewatch of shrek: 3.5 stars “When I inevitably join academia, we’ll show this on day 1 of my adjunct professorial lecture “Speaking Green: The Meme Shrexicon”
Barley tonight holding up his fists
it’s all the blue avatars one of them is the dad and it’s Christmas time so I did a feliz navidad pun fuck you ok it’s fine you’re fine everyone’s fine
a guy drinking out of a water cooler jug, filling his bladder with gallons of eventual piss
a sign in a store that says women’s plus
red Toyota Prius with a detroit tigers license plate frame and the license plate says BEER PIMP
a review of mission impossible 2 that reads: A silly little mess that was in dire need of a climactic moment where every single person involved pulled off a mask to reveal that they were all in fact beloved Croatian character actor Rade Šerbedžija
Sammy paradise yells at his date