Joey D'Antoni

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A screenshot showing a split browser tab. The left side of the tab, shows a very detailed analysis of the most recent Azure outage, written by Microsoft. The right side of the tab is conceptually the same idea, but from Fabric, and effectively says "it broke".
Text from a column about AI economic failures.
pour one out for stretch db
Jon loved veterans who were All-Pros like eight years ago and were on their way out to pasture,” one source said. “Anyone who had a name he remembered or had a big game against him in the past,” another said. When those types of players became available via the league’s transaction wire, the scouting staff would chuckle,
Drew Brees holding the Vince Lombardi trophy after winning a super bowl.
The absolute right tale of a bell curve.
Drew Brees holding the Lombardi trophy after winning the Super Bowl. Attentive readers will know the Atlanta Falcons have never won the Super Bowl, even when being up 28-3 in the third quarter of one of them.
Dog vigorously licking peanut butter in bathtub
post from an hour ago about "market may be overlooking Oracle's upside potential"
weird macbook neo font
A bunch of sarcastic replies on how to hide what data you are stealing from the employer you are going to leave.
Warning about scam email from the social security administration
Billy and Gilly ping showing a guillotine, and a bucket.
Wired article about crypto funded human trafficking
Apple might allow ChatGPT in CarPlay and you’re electric Ferrari will look like an iPod, please shoot me.
dude ski jumping minus enhanced junk (maybe)
Ally ad for Unrivaled Women's Basketball
Letter from Roger Penske on his knees thanking dear fuhrer for having an IndyCar race in DC and praising protecting our borders.
fawn talking about republican idiots with superior penis brains right below discussion of anti-ice discussions in r/MassiveCock
Wrong facts about Indy 500 winners from Flo.
Picture of Anthony Bourdain cooking with a flaming pan, and a quote about how leaders lead from the front.
A 429 error on the status page for O365. Which is down (email anyway). Teams seems to still work.
dril feed my family meme with huge budget for candles.
Paste options not in English
Oracle stock chart after lol earnings
a screenshot of query results with seemingly random dates from year_established.
Line chart showing the differences in knowledge between beginners and experts.
A domain renewal screen for firedennisallen.net
Jesus messaged me on LinkedIn
Picture of a sign that says waffles in gent Belgium
Cartoon meme saying you can ask meta ai to do anything with the response "ask it to fuck off"
UNIX Programmer's Manual from Bell Labs.
headline about how AI will solve a pothole problem.
Photo of a covered bridge in Vermont
Tennessee coach Caldwell to return Monday, a week after she gave birth to her first child.
Google's AI hallucinating a licensing model for Fabric that absolutely does not exist.
screenshot of Azure networking docs which refer to very specific handling of slashes, which are not validated at the browser level, but will fail your motherfucking deployment with a terrible error message.
screenshot of chatgpt being hilariously wrong about nascar history.
LOL, chatgpt.
after his tragic accident he won a race 3 months later (this didn't happen). Rusty wallace did.
claude is more right than llama 3, about the 1988 daytona 500 but is still terribly wrong.
Rossi, a large beagle, wearing a lovely scarf.
Thankfully killing the domain renewal for Fire Dennis Allen dot net
a screenshot of the washington post fucking normalizing RFK's bat shit crazy views on fluoride. Seriously what the absolute fuck?
Picture of favorites tray on an iPhone with Bluesky where elons nazi bar app used to be.