Joe Fernandez

@joeyeah-right.bsky.social

584 Followers 322 Following

reader, writer, guitarist, sci-fi geek, amateur astronomer, boardgamer. (he/him) @Joeyeah_right@mstdn.social

A screenshot of the aforementioned timeline showing the book cover for "The Seduction of Shark-Man" and the post below from Jay Hulme referencing an oceanic reporton the lack of plastic in certain parts of the ocean and Jay's post says: "Sharks may not be full of plastic! Finally some good fuckin' news!"
The Wizard of Speed and Time A .gif showing the wizard running really fast and flying over a group of people leaving gold stars in his wake
The album cover for the album "Gone From Danger" by Joan Baez
A Red Admiral butterfly reading on a garden patio wall with it's wings spread
A silhouette of a leaf in a circle with a line through it from the top left to the bottom right. It is likely meant to portray a marijuana leaf but the resolution makes it blurry so it could be confused as a maple leaf.
A poster for the film "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" showing three dogs clinging to a log in a river.
A white bathroom sink and in the top left corner a soap dish with a square green soap with gaming dice inside it.
I would like to talk to you and clear the air. I will not be performing at the Great American State Fair on June 25th. I was presented with an opportunity to perform at a nonpartisan event but that turned out to be misleading. I asked lots of questions and was assured this was a nonpartisan event that was meant to celebrate ALL 50 states. In my mind I thought this was a great way to celebrate the states and also bring people together in the way that only music can. I saw it as just a bigger version of so many state fairs I have performed at over the years, celebrating community and what makes each state special. Sounds fun right? Wholesome even. Yesterday things started changing and what we were told is, in fact, not what is happening. I've spent my entire career singing songs about real people with real issues. I've been blesses with the opportunity to be a voice for those who have felt like they didn't have one. It greatly upsets me that any fan who has been moved by my music may now feel like I'm abandoning the meaning behind those songs. I assure you, that is not the case. I appreciate every single fan who has reached out. I hope to get back to the DC area very soon. -MM
A bee sitting in the middle of a sunflower.
Vinny, from My Cousin Vinny standing in court saying "Everything that guy just said is bullshit! Thank you. "
Me in a Jedi robe holding up a lightsaber whilst standing in front of the 1960s Batmobile
Two photos, side by side. The left photo shows a bathroom shower head hanging from the holder and the other one shows a close up of the holder showing a screw inside it that when tightened can stop the end spinning.
The character of Vulva from the tv show Spaced saying "it's not finished... it's finished!"
Two images, one above the other. The top one is of Commodore Norrington from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies with a paraphrase of one of his lines, saying "You are without a doubt the worst Mesopotamian copper merchant I've ever heard of" and the image below is a picture of Ea-Nasir saying "But you HAVE heard of me."
A group of people sitting around a campfire in tattered clothes with the remains of a destroyed civilization behind then and one says "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders"
Sully and Mike from Monsters Inc. singing "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!" but the word "thing" has been crossed out and replaced with "paw"
The Two-headed Calf By Laura Gilpin Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.
Henry Cavill as Wolverine walking up to Deadpool and punching him
A photo of the Ghostbusters, with the text "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!" altered so that the word "Ray" is crossed out and text added so that it now says "When someone asks you if you're a Goddess Eris, you say yes!"
It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something. That there is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.
Obi-Wan Kenobi saying "Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time..."
Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" standing up in court saying "Everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you. "
Oprah with her arms outstretched yelling "You get a microwave! And you get a microwave!"
A poster for the film "The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec" showing the title character wearing Victorian/Edwardian style clothing riding a Pterodactyl with people riding camels in front of the Pyramids in Egypt and the poster notes it is a film by Luc Besson.
A photo of a lamp next to a photo of Whiskey the cat wearing a cone around her neck and below is a lady being asked to find the difference between the two photos, and she says they are the same picture.
A clip from Back To The Future where George McFly punches Biff.
An image from the film "For A Few Dollars More" of a man's hand holding a gun and a pocket watch and the watch is open and the inside of the watch-case has a photo of a woman's head
An image of the newsreader from The Simpsons and the text reads "I, for one, welcome our new Intelligent Alien Plants overlords"