Johannes T. Evans

@johannestevans.co.uk

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gay dandy. white & welsh. he/him. 18+. check pinned for fantasy fiction, queer romance, and erotica. cymru am byth. my website: https://johannestevans.co.uk/

Myrtle, a grey and orange cat, sitting prettily in my lap with her eyes big
Myrtle, a grey and orange cat, standing up on her back legs on a dining chair to look at the chipmunk on the TV
Myrtle, a grey and orange cat, blissfully asleep in my lap
A low quality photo of bertie in the dark, looking up at me with his big paw on my knee
A shot from above of myrtle, a grey and orange cat, asleep on the top shelf of a wall mounted cat tree. Her tail and back leg are dangling casually off the edge
Myrtle lying beside me in bed in the dark, grooming her paw
Bertie, a large grey cat, using one of his paws as a pillow where be lies kn his side
Romance. A retired paramedic pursues the painfully shy new library assistant. 15k, M/M, rated M for now but will be rated E in the next parts. Part I is 15k. Yuri Jentis, retired from paramedicine with a back injury, teaches IT and other skills in a town community centre. When Abraham Smith joins the attached library as an assistant, a painfully shy young man recently off a long-term hospital stay, Yuri finds himself quite attracted to him – though not as attracted to him as Abraham is clearly attracted to Yuri.
A selfie from the nose downward, showing a white man wearing a dark red argyle sweatervest with dark blue diamonds over an open white collared shirt
A screenshot of a pewter spirit flask on oxfam of queen liz II's golden jubilee
A photo of my hand resting on bertie's belly, my fingertips sinking into the fur
Bertie, a large grey cat, sprawled on his back on the landing, his luxurious belly fur on display
Myrtle curled into a happy shrimp as i play with her paw
Myrtle, a grey and orange cat, looking very evil for no reason
KING'S SENTENCE by johannes t evans Cecil Hobbes, a man disgraced, has a new stalker. At his age, it's almost a compliment. Valorous King, recently discharged from his time serving as a king's man at the pleasure of Myrddin Wyllt, has returned home to Lashton, and also to his relentless pursuit of his old PE teacher, Cecil Hobbes. Dark humour, crime, and complex characters in Lashton Town. FREE until August 31st with coupon code 58BY7 on www.JohannesTEvans.co.uk/shop or Smashwords
Rescue Dogs by Johannes T. Evans £5.99. Valorous King was your typical YA hero - a knight of the realm, child of destiny, favourite of the king, all that. Now he's nearly 30, riddled with PTSD, back in his home town, and stalking his old PE teacher, who tricks him into going to therapy. At least he's got the dog. - age gap m/m romance - trauma and mental illness - dark humour - fucked-up people trying to have healthy relationships - therapy - csa recovery - ocd - a very good dog!
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me, a white man wearing big headphones, smiling as i sit back in my arm chair. myrtle, a grey and orange cat, is settled happily against my chest and smiling as she pushes her head into my fingers
A photograph of myrtle asleep on the chair beside me. It is slightly blurry because she is so close.
Bertie, a large grey cat, blissfully curled in my lap with his paws agajnst my belly
myrtle, a grey and orange cat, seated in my lap
Myrtle, a grey and orange cat, asleep on a wooden framed tub chair
bertie, a large grey cat, sitting judgementally on the bath bench
A selfie of me lying back kn the bed, myrtle sitting on the chair beside me
Reb Kringle "Do they make you work on Shabbos?" she said. "Do they force you to go around with your head uncovered or deny you proper respect?" She undid the lock for him. "Like a king on a throne they treat you." Itzik lifted up his box and fumbled with the door. "I pity such a king."
Myrtle, a grey and orange cat, sitting on a sofa and looking displeased
Myrtle, a grey and orange cat, lying in the sink and looking very grumpy
A photo of myrtle, a grey and orange cat, sitting on the sofa and leaning into my thigh, raising her head to groom my fingers
a photo of bertie from below, clinging to the edge of the stair and looking down
myrtle, a grey and orange cat, laid on the floor on her side and looking owlishly up at the camera
Me, a laughing white man, wearing a black bustier over a t-shirt snd grey gamer underwear
a newspaper clipping of GC Coloneus sitting on a chair and posed with his cornet in his lap. the text reads Used and REcommended by Coloneus - GC (Monk) Coloneus is one of the leading cornetists of the Pacific Coast - recogised as an authority on all questions pertaining to the cornet. Mr Coloneus uses exclusively and gives his unqualified indorsement (sic) to the Conn Victor New Wonder Cornet, from George J. Birkel Company
Talented Cornetist is on Program at Eaglerock, an article with a photo of GC Coloneus holding his cornet and looking at it lovingly. the article talks about a concert in eagle rock city and particularly talks about GC as a musician and member of the marines
a photograph in sepia of grover c coloneus, a white man with a prominent nose and typical early 20th century greased curls, smiling and wearing a bowtie
Myrtle, a little grey and orange cat, her paws delicately crossed over one another, sat in my lap. She looks miserable.
A photo of bertie, a large grey cat, happily leaning into my side and receiving pets
Me, a white man with wide rimmed spectacles and a blue bandana over a black and white floral shirt and a brown waistcoat
A painted lady butterfly, a large butterfly dappled in orange, black, and white over its brown body, perched on the stone
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Bertie, a large grey cat with yellow eyes, happily settled in my lap
A screencap of the 15 day forecast. Every day has highs in the mid 20s and lows of 11-15 degrees celsius
A close up of bertie's face, showing his big nose and big green eyes and big paws. He looks suspicious
Bertie, a very large grey cat, sprawled on his back on the floor, his eyes mostly closed. He looks stupid as fuck
a selfie of me, a white man in gold rimmed glasses, wearing a white fedora and with a silver magen david as an earring. i am wearing an open maroon collared shirt tucked into white checked trousers, with green suspenders decorated with white flowers. Around my neck is a brass and blue circular necklace.
Myrtle smiling as i hold her head in my hand and rub her chjn, her head up against my belly
Myrtle, an orange and grey cat, posing nicely with her paws crossed over one another beside a cat toy with a feather sticking out of it
A selfie of me, a white man wearing a frilly pirate shirt, a rainbow bandana, and dark sunglasses, with a polka dot umbrella resting behind me, braced on one shoulder
A photo from Graveyards: A History of Living with the Dead by Roger Luckhurst. Enon Chapel was located in the same street. A Baptist dissenting chapel, opened in 1823 as a speculative venture, it had begun to offer cheap burial in its basement (thers was no crypt as such.) Soon enough, the congregation was contending with an "abominable" stench and saprophagous corpse flies crawling sluggidhly from the cracks in the wooden floor. Some fainted from the smell; many left services with insidious, miasmatic headaches. When another reformist venture - the building of drains - required entry to the basement of Enon Chapel, it was discovered that 12,000 corpses had been stuffed into a space measuring 50 x 30 feet (15.2 x 9.1m).
A white man, me, on the bus in dark sunglasses and a rainbow bandana under big headphones, wearing a puffy blouse with ruffled sleeves
A picture of myrtle, a grey and orange cat, making aeroplane ears and lookinv grumpy beside my leg on the bed
Bundle of all 2026 releases. Fresh Meat – £1.99 – Erotic short. Two superlatively large warriors have a prissy academic between them. 5.3k, rated E, cis M/trans M/cis M. An Eager Audience – £1.99 – Erotic short. Kuhn watches his new boyfriend (?) with another man. Rated E, 7k, M/M. 1950s kink between Kuhn Conrad, a PTSD-riddled veteran, and his new beau, Ignác Kasovitz, an ex-clown. At Kasovitz’ invitation, Kuhn watches him have sex with another man. He likes it, he thinks. Maybe. Standard Practice – £0.99 – Erotic short. A young trans man goes for an intimate exam. Rated E. 5.6k. Cis M 62yo/trans M 24yo. What if the horrible chaser doctor keen to use a young man’s first pap smear to play with him a bit was also low-key the best ally in his life? Filling In – £1.99 – Erotic romance short. A young man fills in for his younger brother and rides out to read to some old blind bloke up the hill. Rated E, just under 10k. M/M, 1920s West of Ireland. The Birth of Paris – £1.99 – A handsome young Greek is taken captive by a well-established Mediterranean pirate. Cis M/M, 8k, rated E.