Johnathan Lyman

@johnathan.org

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Program and programming accessories @heroku.com. Rubyist. Bass fishing. Built and sold websites for money. Certified drone pilot. Also brewerysearch.com and johnathan.org. Mostly computers and sports, here. Partial owner of Chasing Liberty and Neat.

A photo of carved out giant pumpkins, floating on water. People are standing around near these floating gourd boats.
The no-yes drake meme. Top panel says “bananas to fix potassium deficiency.” Bottom panel says “4 lbs of muriate of potash.”
A meme from The Big Lebowski, wherein John Goodman's character is holding a metal rod. The text reads "Do you see what happens Jerry when you don't get jerrified".
A text table of numbers from my notes, also featured in the post.
A screenshot of the Channels DVR activity notification showing recordings on channels 5.1, 252, 253, 254, 402, and 407, and commercial detection for olympic hockey.
A screenshot of Ai.com with an “unavailable” message.
A tv screen with four curling matches in a 2x2 format
A tv with a quad-box of Olympic curling events happening at the same time.
A multifivew of Fox on Sunday Ticket. Left to right, top to bottom: Jason Benetti and Brady Quinn, Kevin Burkhardt and Tom Brady, two dudes I don’t remember, and Adam Amin and Drew Brees.
A photo of a TV with a quad box of streams. All four are showing the same advertisement because they’re all Fox on Sunday Ticket.
Screenshot from status.slack.com. Green checkmark stating "slack is up and running"
A screenshot of the FIFA ticketing site showing a countdown clock in a virtual waiting room. Time reads 13 minutes, 42 seconds. Continues is the text in the screenshot. Fifa logo You will be able to enter the ticketing portal in... (time here) Thank you for waiting have an opportunity to purchase ticket(s) for the FIFA World Cup 26™.
This image shows a snapshot of the American League baseball standings, divided into the division leaders and the wild card race. At the top of the AL, the Toronto Blue Jays lead the East Division with a 68–50 record and a .576 winning percentage. They’ve played evenly in their last ten games, going 5–5. In the Central Division, the Detroit Tigers are on top with a 67–51 record, good for a .568 winning percentage, and they also have a 5–5 record over their last ten games. Leading the West Division are the Houston Astros at 65–52, a .556 winning percentage, with the same 5–5 mark in their last ten. The wild card standings show the Boston Red Sox and Seattle Mariners tied for the top two spots, each with a 65–53 record and a .551 winning percentage. Both teams are 2.5 games ahead in the wild card race and have been hot recently, each going 8–2 in their last ten games. The New York Yankees are sitting just behind them with a 62–55 record and a .530 winning percentage, but their recent form has been less impressive at 4–6 in their last ten.
A screenshot from an HP laser printer web interface detailing the following: - a notification that the black, cyan, magenta, and yellow cartridges are low - the estimated cartridge levels for black, cyan, magenta, and yellow as 30%, 80%, 80%, and 80% respectively.
The mariners are 22-14. That’s all.
A screenshot from the Apple News app of a headline that reads: “NBCSports Sovereignty edges Journalism to win 151st Kentucky Derby at rain-soaked Churchill Downs”
If you’re reading this, you won’t find anything interesting here except for the stunning visual representation of at-CPSC and their sweet verification effective today.
Screenshot of a betting ticket. Florida gators with a green W at -150, indicating they won. Duke blue devils at -278. Combined odds are +127. Wager is $89.20. Payout is $202.15.
This is shitpost.
An image of a television. On the television is a 2 x 2 grid of basketball games from TNT, TBS, CBS, and TruTV.
A screenshot of the Super Bowl. Score bug looks woefully incomplete.
An AI-generated image of a meat planet as viewed from a fictional space station, complete with astronauts, galaxies, nebulae, and Earth nearby. More like a meatmoon but here we are.
A screenshot of Google with the search of "the number of countries that can fit in the United States." The AI Overview response is "Zero countries can fit inside the United States because the United States is a single country. Countries are independent political entities with defined borders." Computers are fucking stupid, literally.
Screenshot of the same content as the message.
Transcription: Netflix’s First ‘WWE Raw’ Live-Stream Household Views Down 12% From Linear TV ERIK GRUENWEDEL January 8, 2025 Netflix’s $5 billion exclusive foray into live streaming WWE professional wrestling began Jan. 6 with “WWE Raw,” the signature weekly live broadcast featuring characters from the WWE universe. Viewership reached 664,000 U.S households during the live presentation, which was down 12% from the 752,000 households that watched the first episode of “WWE Raw” on the USA Network in 2024, according to new data from Samba TV, which tracks viewership through smart data and ranks streaming programs based on U.S. household reach.
A screenshot of Siri answering the question "what time is it in GMT?" The response displays "Today, +13:30 (new line) GMT Colony 11:27 PM"
A photo of a bowl on a kitchen counter. Inside the bowl is a baked potato. On top of the BP is chili, sour cream, and grated cheese. It tastes as good as it looks, but since you can’t verify that, you’ll just have to take me at my word.
A screenshot of part of a page on brewerysearch.com. The screenshot is of the "Great Breweries to Explore in and around..." section of the page. it depicts a map with a grey pin (the existing location the page talks about) plus five color-and numerically-coded circles that match with the five also-color-and-numerically coded tiles below it. Those tiles are adjacent breweries. The goal is to associate the tiles listed with locations on a map for visual reference.
A photograph of a TV, because DRM is such stupid bullshit so here we are in 1993 again. On the TV is a quad box of NFL football games. The top left box features the Indianapolis Colts and the New York Giants. The Colts have 33 points and the Giants have 42. The top right box features the Dallas Cowboys and the Philadelphia Eagles the Cowboys have seven points and the Eagles have 41. The bottom left box features the New York Jets and the Buffalo Bills the Jets have eight points lol and the bills have 40. The bottom line box features the Carolina Panthers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Panthers have 14 points and the Buccaneers have 48. You better appreciate this description. I’m gonna throw one of my mini corn dogs at you.
A photo of a baking sheet with 15 frozen mini corn dogs on it. To be honest, though, you really didn’t actually need to see a picture of this. Nobody should be asking for a picture of this. The fact that I have to describe this to you is in itself a tragedy. Think of a world or mini corn dogs didn’t exist. you immediately feel better don’t you?
A screenshot of a Google Cloud receipt that says: "Your payment amount of $0.01 to Google was received on December 1, 2024."