Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐

@johnathanb7.bsky.social

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👽 Just an alien trying to survive life on this chaotic planet 🌍 with my trusty companion, Biscotti 🐶. US Army veteran (2009-2016)🫡. 🏳️‍🌈 Full-time weirdo 🤪, Swiftie at heart 🫶, mashed potato lover 🥔 , and huge anti-circumcision activist 🚫.

Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova in wigs and drag and out of drag to the tune of How Bad Do U Want Me by Lady Gaga.

Red Merle Australian shepherd dog sitting on the floor near a door with a window looking out of the window smiling.

A photo of my red Merle Australian shepherd smiling outside in the backyard in the sun.

A retrowave photo taken from my car of traffic lights casting a gorgeous pink and blue glow on the slightly damp ground from the fog in the air. The photo is taken at night at an intersection.

A picture of Carrie Underwood and a cropped screenshot of a social media comment by someone saying “I hope he cheat again, and you get charged with vandalism to that man vehicle”