John Benn

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SGE | Canucks | Jags | Spirit | RC Celta | Fiorentina | Celtic | Ipswich contributor: @hefpod.bsky.social he/him

23-24 Köln Karnival kit
Borja Iglesias hold the World Cup trophy and wearing the Galicia flag around his waist
man in a rainbow St. Pauli hat and Germany national team jersey in the crowd at the Berlin WTA 500
my Takuka Asano Bochum kit
Jovic and Kessler beat Dabrowski and Stefani, one of the best doubles pairs in the world, 6-3 6-7 10-7 in a match tiebreak
84-0 Hockey: Final Regular Season Record 84-0, 168 Points, 6.9 goals per game, 11.8 assists per game, 93.9% save percentage, 1.566 goals against average, and 14 shutouts with a team of Darryl Sittler, Alex Ovechkin, Mike Bossy, Borje Salming, Bobby Orr, and Carey Price
Anna Kalinskaya vs Camila Osorio on HBO, but they’ve used Alina Korneeva’s picture instead of Kalinskaya’s
Michael Jordan saying, “and I took that personally”
Mirra Andreeva vs Marina Bassols Ribera, but HBO used a picture of Emiliana Arango instead of Bassols Ribera
Clervie Ngounoue and Iva Jovic signed Topps Graphite cards
Center Court lineup in Rome for May 11 2026: Cirstea-Noskova at 11, Gauff-Jovic at 12:30, Sinner-Popyrin at 3, Cobolli-Tirante at 7
Hansa Rostock sticker 🤮
Anastasia Zakharova vs Linda Noskova board in Rome, Noskova’s mouth is cut off
Barca-Celta in the 63rd minute of the first half
Uth 13 printing on a Köln karnival kit
Mats Hummels and Flavio Cobolli do a “jersey” swap after Cobolli lost the Munich final to Ben Shelton. Cobolli is from Rome and an AS Roma supporter, so that’s prob why Hummels gave him a shirt from his time there.
fbref page showing Eintracht Frankfurt men’s players sorted by goals and assists per 90 minutes with winter signings Amaimouni, Ebnoutalib, and Kalimuendo all near the top
Celta Vigo’s instagram post introducing the new mascot Chiño
Jess Pegula sitting on the bench at Dubai and her feet can’t touch the ground
Eintracht Frankfut 0 - BK Häcken 3 and Doorsoun was vote d best player on OneFootball (she had an awful match)
“Auger-Alliassame” scorebug where Felix’s Wario is at deuce against himself in the 3rd game of a made up match
WTA scorebug with Anna Kalinskaya’s name messed up and GBR1 next to it for some reason
Jeremejeff scored a brace of penalties to put PAOK top of the Greek table
red star beat Partizan 3-0
US vs Slovakia in the men’s hockey semifinal, but NBC put the Slovenian flag in place of the Slovakian
spongebob bowing for Nicole Anyomi
me: “Pats really winning this game smh” my friend: “Thank you JB”
Leon Goretzka stare (idk how to add the sticker itself in this app)
ESPN FC making a terrible pun on Federico Chiesa’s name, “Macaroni and Chiesa”
Eintracht Frankfurt capology page with the following salaries: Robin Koch - €5.6 mil Ritsu Doan - €5.6 mil Jonathan Burkardt - €4.9 mil Rasmus Kristensen - €4.7 mil Arthur Theate - €4.1 mil Mario Götze - €4.1 mil Michael Zetterer - €3.7 mil Ellyes Skhiri - €3.4 mil Michy Batschuayi - €3.4 mil Mo Dahoud - €3.2 mil Hugo Larsson - €2.8 mil Nene Brown - €2.2 mil Fares Chaibi - €1.9 mil Elye Wahi - €1.9 mil Arnaud Kalimuendo - €1.8 mil Can Uzun - €1.3 mil JM Bahoya - €1.1 mil Ansgar Knauff - €940,000
Serie A table from 5th down after 21 matchdays: 5 Juventus 39 points 6 Como 37 points 7 Atalanta 32 points 8 Bologna 30 points 9 nazio 28 points 10 Udinese 26 points 11 Sassuolo 23 points 12 Cremonese 23 points 13 Parma 23 points 14 Torino 22 points 17 Cagliari 22 points 16 Genoa 20 points 17 Fiorentina 17 points 18 Lecce 17 points 19 Piss 14 points 20 Hellas Verona 14 points
my phone with a bust of the short-reigned Roman Emperor Pupienus
woman wearing a shirt saying “surely not everybody was kung fu fighting” seen in the stands at the Hobart WTA 250
Maya Joint’s birthplace listed as Detroit, MI, Australia. She was of course born in Michigan in the United States, but competes for Australia bc of her father.
Iva Jović accidentally hitting Venus Williams in the rear end with a tennis ball
Frauen Bundesliga standings, Hoffenheim is ahead of Frankfurt by 2 points
Denzel Curry’s Zuu on vinyl
sports scarves and rally towels on the wall in my sports watching room
an email from William and Mary: “John, Still looking for a meaningful last-minute gift? We’ve got you covered. This year, consider making a gift to William & Mary in honor of a loved one. It’s a simple way to celebrate someone special while making a difference for students, faculty and the entire W&M community.”
a Virginia license plate with the text “OFNDED” with the helmet of a team I shall not name
Dan Murphy of Sportsnet on Twitter, “JR says he doesn’t believe that #canucks  have to go “full blown rebuild”. But they will trade more players for draft capital. Not looking to trade their first round picks. UNLESS for really good young player.”
Minnesota Wild tweet about a feature with Zeev Buium posted about the same time news broke that he was traded
FCN 5 - Frankfurt 3 Frankfurt had 25 shots to Nürnberg’s 6 and eight on target to Nürnberg’s 5 (no saves for Frankfurt, fuck we need Winkler healthy)
Gift Monday 2025 Spirit shockwave kit
my terrible pumpkin carving of the inside of the Eintracht Frankfurt logo
my fantasy Bundesliga lineup for this week: Kane, Diaz, Kaminski, Olise, Arnold, Baumgartner, Quansah, Lukeba, Tapsoba, Coufal, and Vasilj, with Konigsdorffer, Metcalfe, Dzwgala, and Grahl on the bench
Delain’s album We Are The Others on CD
Fiorentina, Celtic, PAOK, and Celta victories in Europe
Brann 3 - Rangers 0 and Braga 2 - Crvena Zvezda 0
a man riding a bike labelled Frankfurt, said man putting a stick, labelled Frankfurts Defensive, into his own front wheel, said man now on the ground after his bike has crashed because of his own self inflicted wound
my crushed $18 twisted tea
a suggested instagram post with words I will not type here
Gerardo Seoane
NBA and Kendall-Jackson wine collab advertised on the nba shop
Utah outshooting Calgary 28-8 after 2 periods. They’re also up 2-1.
Ceci and Dumoulin being terrible again
Cody Ceci and Brian Dumoulin being terrible against the Avs
my order from the Jaguars shop, Josh Hines-Allen and Devin Lloyd jerseys
my Haji Wright Coventry jersey
Theo Ash “not his fault” meme with Kauã Santos instead of Justin Herbert