John Hatch

@johnhatch.bsky.social

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Author of "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MURDER?" CLUE AND THE MAKING OF A CULT CLASSIC.

NY Times headline: U.S. investigated left-leaning groups during Minnesota immigration crackdown
Photo of Kristen Stewart with superimposed texts that reads: Kristen Stewart applauds reopening of Cinerama Dome: "Hope they don't fuck it up!"
The New Republic headline: Jeanine Pirro rushes to beg Trump not to fire her over reflecting pool
The New Republic headline: 60 Minutes quietly killed story about Epstein's shady banking tactics
Utah Bok Awards: General Nonfiction Notable Read, "What Do You Mean, Murder? Clue and the Making of a Cult Classic
Headline that says Troy Jackson ran an anonymous account to troll Republicans online.
Anakin Skywalker
Martha Vickers looking the best anyone has on camera in The Big Sleep
Screenshot from a Mac computer that says "Malware Blocked and Moved to Trash" with the explanation, "GhatGPT.app was not opened because it contains malware. This action did not harm your Mac."
Screenshot of AMC's ticket purchasing website for a 2:00 a.m. screening of The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX. The screening is sold out. No, I did not get a ticket.
Raymond Chandler suavely opening an envenlope
Poster for Jason Statham's "Mutiny" that is clearly a rip=off of the Die Hard poster, or at the very least a wildly coincidental design.
The Criterion cover of Hoop Dreams
Frinkiac meme of Moe Szyslak on the stand testifying, receiving a bag with a dollar sign on it and he says, "Oh, good. My laundry is done."
Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible
Hawkeye and Trapper in the Swamp on MASH raising martini glasses
A giant "ICE OUT" sign on the lawn of Memory Grove in downtown Salt Lake, just below the state capitol, shot from above with a drone
Image of Kiké Hernandez with an Instagram response of him saying he’s not going to the White House.
Kenneth Branagh as Hamlet talking to a skull
Post on Twitter by the Belgian national team that says "Overturn this" and pictures of Belgian players.
The final image in The Shining of a packed ballroom of people for the 4th of July, with Jack Nicholson in the front of the picture.
Image of Adam Sandler, director of The Price Is Right, in a Price Is Right hat.
Photo of a sign from the Great American State Fair that says "Event Postponed, we will reopen at 5PM."
Reno! 911 meme of Terry saying "I was murdered."
Image of a Ku Klux Klansman labeled as "Cade Cavalli" because Cade Cavalli is a racist bitch
"Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting" meme
Political poll showing I align mostly with Zohran Mamdani
Post from @cicington that says "Omg you people cant do anything"
Guy crying in a MAGA hat with text that reads, "Bro please bro Trump didn't mess up the reflecting pool its being vandalized by terrorists you gotta believe me bro!"
Doting father Jack Torrance with his son, Danny, at the scenic Overlook Hotel.
Homer dreaming of what his life would be like if he robbed the Kwik-e-Mart after buying a gun. He sits on the porch of a mansion in a rocking chair, dressed in an old-timey suit with a top hat and a sash that says "Senator" while smoking a cigar and twirling his gun. Marge dances next to him in a polka-dot bikini.
Washington Times opinion headline: “Musk’s money makes us all richer”
A sled hanging in the Klopek's basement just as Art (Rick Ducommun) runs in.
Stephen Colbert in a tan suit at the opening of the Obama Center.
Reddit headline that says "'Please avoid chugging your ranch': TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment"
Tor Johnson looking-ass Joe Rogan
Headline about Nate Bargatze attending Trump's UFC fight, and a photo of him with RFK Jr. and Cheryl Hines. Gross!
Steven Spielberg peering through blinds with a cigar(?) in his mouth
Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford on the set of Raiders of the Lost Ark, with Ford in costume after getting off the sub and stealing a Nazi uniform (differs from today's red hat uniform)
Sickos meme
Walter "Radar" Eugene O'Reilly, played by Gary Burghoff.
Headline from the Daily Mirror: "Dog shoots woman with a shotgun at Nebraska convenience store"
Reddit screenshot that reads, "This account has been banned"
Lee Majors with an insane-looking Bigfoot. A huge man in a gorilla suit looking like a cross between Andre the Giant and the horny King Kong from the '70s.
Headline with the text, "A Turkish man unhooked 100 bras single-handedly in one minute and now hods a Guinness World Record"
Frinkiac meme of Kent Brockman looking at ants on the space ship Homer is on.
John Travolta at Cannes
Sopranos meme with the text, "It's middle-age discrimination."
Tweet from Chris Cotillo: Zack Wheeler is at 44 pitches (30 strikes) through five shutout innings. I've seen drunks on MLB: The Show battle more.
Ad for a new, real Lifetime movie: "My Granddaughter Has Your Son's Face"
Post from Damon Young: the worst of them are cursed with an inability to be imaginative about anything except racism and cruelty. their taste is bad. their dreams are bad. their art is bad. their math is bad. their science is bad. their desires are bad. their logic is bad. their hair is bad. their clothes are bad. their enhancements are bad. their cars are bad. their kids' names are bad. their god is bad. their sex is (presumably, but definitely) bad. a grotesque circus of violent dullness. the boringest motherfuckas who ever lived.
An “ad” in The Onion for Smith & Wesson Baby Guns, showing a toddler holding a handgun and the tagline, “If you’re gonna bring them into this world, at least give them a fighting chance.”
Homemade strawberry rhubarb pie with lattice crust
Daily Beast headline about "embarrassed" Trump voters who, in a focus group with the New York Times, regret voting for Trump.
Screenshot showing the Rotten Tomatoes score for Leaving Neverland at 98% for critics, 26% for audiences, and then for the new biopic Michael, with 38% critics score and 97% audience score.
Flight tracking image of a plane taking off from Miami to head to Iran peace talks.