John Fleming

@johnjf125.bsky.social

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That’s also my name on Twitter. I have a blog about the Cardinals (stlbullpen.com) and thoughts about a bunch of other things.

Tyler the Dog—excited, hopeful, freshly walked
The blacks rule guy
An extremely hot guy with an I voted sticker
Charlie Kirk on the field at Wrigley posing with Matt Shaw and Michael Busch
The whole genre of "super powerful trans people" runs on an imaginary trans person: the one shrieking "did you just assume my gender!?" at strangers, the one demanding you memorize neopronouns. (I've been out as trans for fourteen years. I've never met a single person who goes by "xir." I'm sure such people exist, but they are nowhere near common enough for this to be something you spend any amount of time thinking about.) The imaginary trans person is everywhere, powerful, hair-trigger, coming for your kid's locker room.
Noel Gallagher, Diego Maradona, and Liam Gallagher: three men who have never been heard of cocaine
John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social • 1d It is such an indictment of the American political system that Donald Trump did not serve jail time for what he did in Georgia in 2020, much less that he became the fucking president again 17 1 67 • 325 • • • Steve Gangi - AALJ @stevegangi.bsky.social How about when he was NOT punished for 6 Jan 2021, but instead was allowed to run AGAIN??????? 6:45 PM • Jul 14, 2026
Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social • now Jordan "Fucking" Walker ) ••• John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.soc... • now Jordan "Motherfucking" Walker
A photo of Mitch Hedberg when he was younger. Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I was older.” “Where the fuck did you get that camera?”
Some annoying guy claiming that Bluesky is where people are being nice to Lindsey Graham
Dan Patrick (the Texas lieutenant governor, not the SportsCenter guy)
That one political spectrum quiz results where I’m 86% Woke, 47% Techbro, 56% Hopepilled, 78% Davos
USMNT pallin’ around with terrorists
Some guy commenting on a video of JD Vance about how they can’t believe he was able to pull his attention away from the couches
The Ironghazi map
Heartbreaking Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point Guy
The Leonardo DiCaprio and Benicio Del Toro selfie while holding a Modelo from One Battle After Another
Beavis and Butthead tombstone meme, “Here Lies Spain, They Never Scored”
Knicks coozie next to Tyler the Dog
The scene from The Simpsons after Homer says he has a photographic memory
Countries where it is called football Association football is known as "football" in the majority of countries where English is an official language, such as the United Kingdom, the Commonwealth Caribbean (including Trinidad and Tobago, l! Jamaica, Belize, Barbados, and others), Nepal, Malta, India, Bangladesh, Nigeria, Cameroon, Pakistan, Liberia, Singapore, Hong Kong and others, stretching over many regions including parts of Europe, Asia, Africa, the Caribbean and Central America. In North America and Australia (where approximately 70 per cent of native English speakers reside), soccer is the primary term.
Bullies laughing about superintendent chalmers crying like a little girl on the Simpsons
StubHub listings for Game 3 of the 2026 NBA Finals. The cheapest tickets are in Section 304, Row 2, Seats 3-4 for $4,994 each (including fees)
Michael Bolton from Office Space, who shouldn’t have to change his name because he’s not the one who sucks
Presidential results from 2024 for St. Louis, where Trump lost by 64.22%
The Right Time with Bomani Jones @righttimebomani The REAL reason everyone loves Jalen Brunson... "They love this for Jalen Brunson, and they push back on any criticism that has to do with the fact that he's simply not very tall."
Some Bears fan with a sign at a St. Louis Rams home game from 2015 that says “At least our city wants us! DA Bears!”
A water bottle of crystal light fruit punch barely fitting inside and enormous New York Knicks coozie, look whatever it’s 10:22 PM and I’m a 37-year-old man. I’m not going to crack open a tallboy
Caesars Sportsbook proposed trade where the Thunder acquire Giannis and Thanasis Antetokounmpo and the Bucks acquire Chet Holmgren, Cason Wallace, Alex Caruso, and two first round picks
Nolan Smith Jr. (6’2, 238 pounds)
Tweet from some guy I’ve never heard of named Eric Daugherty: LMAO!! Stephen Miller roasts the CRAP out of Texas Senate candidate James Talarico (D) "When Talarico goes in for a blood test, when he gets a physical, blood doesn't come out, instead, SOY MILK comes out!"
Tyler the Dog
Tweets from John Cornyn about Victor Wembanyama
Tweet from John Cornyn saying “Go Spurs Go!”
The guy from the Jalen Invasion video
An article describing how Oklahoma City mayor David Holt endorsed Kamala Harris over Donald Trump for President
Exchange where Drew Magary says the Thunder/Spurs game last night “sucked balls” because “OKC shot a billion free throws”
Drew Magary posting when the Spurs went up 10-0 tonight that “Well this game’s over.” At the end of the third quarter, the Spurs are losing by 11.
Mitch Johnson (Spurs coach)
Twitter post from insane conspiracy lady Candace Owens promoting an interview with Joe Biden’s dipshit failson
lauren @NotABigJerk •.. i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
White House tweet parodying the new Drake album where the hand is holding a chain that says “MAGA”
Tyler the Dog laying on the couch
“It was also the night that the skeletons came to liiiiiiife”
Homer Simpson TV sports
A Duolingo conversation with the workout dipshit and the kid who is either a baby or ten years old depending on the circumstance
Hey John you ever think of any current sitting presidents that you think surely should be dead by now but somehow are still alive
A text exchange from yesterday in which I speculated that my friend was pondering whether Bobby Cox, who died today, was dead
Tyler the Dog
Carson Bowen @CarsBow910 Ted Turner spent 20 years making sure a kid in Montana could watch the Braves. MLB spent 20 years making sure a kid in Atlanta couldn't
Tyler the Dog licking the side of my neck
My avatar with Homer Simpson holding the TV SPORTS pennant
Pete Buttigieg eating a cinnamon roll like a Viking eating a chicken wing
Tony LaRussa with shingles