John Kelly

@johnke.me

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This too shall pass, but like fuckin WHEN

A screenshot of my letterboxd profile showing posters of the last four films I watched: I Swear, The Furious, Obsession and Sirāt.
A screenshot from an email from LiveJournal saying my LJ account is 25 years old now.
A screenshot of Apple Music showing “Top Songs” and the top song is “Chilly Down” by David Bowie from the Labyrinth soundtrack and I’ve apparently played it 19 times lol
A screenshot of a news show called “Tech Talk” showing a guy with absolutely moronic hair and the subtitle ‘“Digital Prophet”: New trend will be defriending and unfollowing’
A faraway photo of Scandi Pop Princess Robyn with Dunboyne Diana CMAT in the 3Arena
Blu-ray box set of the 1970s Columbo. 20 discs of the most perfect TV show ever made.
A screen grab of an instagram post announcing Edward Bluemel as a young Poirot.
The opening credits of Extreme Prejudice, showing the words “Mario Kassar and Andrew Vajna Present”
A photo of the Blu-Ray collection “Alan Clarke at the BBC”
An email I received from GLS Ireland saying “We will deliver your order from GLS Import in the next few days.”
Movie poster for Jennifer’s Body with the tag line “Hell is a Teenage Girl”
A screenshot of an email from Letterboxd showing “Helzapoopin is now following you”. The avatar is a picture of Martin Short as Ed Grimley from SNL.
A screenshot from the film "Without a Clue" where Michael Caine plays an actor hired by Dr Watson to play the part of Sherlock Holmes. Here he stands in front of a blackboard with the words "1. Moriarty" and "Arty Morty" written on it.
An animated gif from The Nightmare Before Christmas showing the mayor saying “There’s only 365 days left ’til next Halloween!”
A screenshot of the opening titles of “From Beyond the Grave” showing the words “An Amicus Production”
A photo of the Telepathic Instruments Orchid. A tiny little beautiful synth.
A screenshot of a shopping list on Reminders.app showing Siri has sorted “Domestos” (bleach) into “Snacks & Candy”
A completed Lego Gameboy next to a completed Lego Gameboy cartridge.
A screenshot of the instagram post announcing that 147 deli would be serving their sandwiches in Chubby’s in Clontarf. Sandwiches available are: - Chargrilled Chicken Schwarma - 147 Reuben - Roast Cauliflower & Three Cheese - 147 Cubano - Ham, Cheese & King Crisp Roll
The :tada: icon you get on Fastmail when you reach Inbox Zero
An emoji of Australian icon Jack Karlson
an emoji of a plastic tesco bag with “cans” written across the front
an emoji of international pop star, cmat
Poster for the movie Figures in Landscape, showing two men being chased by a helicopter
The movie poster for “o-bi, o-ba. The end of Civilisation”. It shows an illustration of a skull with a red lipstick kiss on the teeth.
A fake Topps trading card for Mad Max Fury Road showing Max by his car in the Wasteland. The text says “The Wasteland” and “© & ™ Warner Bros.”
A screenshot from the Brass Eye Special showing a Nokia 3310 displaying “p2pbsh” - “pipe to pipe bushmen”
Garth Merenghi shouting at the camera “I know Eurovision songwriters who use subtext and they’re all cowards”
A box of onion rings but it helpfully informs us that the onion rings are onion flavour.
A screenshot of a clip of an article from the Verge saying “DeepSeek also claims to have needed only about 2,000 specialized chips from Nvidia to train V3, compared to the 16,000 or more required to train leading models, according to the New York Times. These unverified claims are leading developers and investors to question the compute-intensive approach favored by the world's leading AI companies. And if true, it means that DeepSeek engineers had to get creative in the face of trade restrictions meant to ensure US domination of Al.”
Two delicious Comte and Serrano ham “tacos” served on a fake Blockbuster rental VHS tape
🖕Nope nope nope 🖕 🖕Nope 🖕 🖕 🖕
The Nintendo meme of Shigero Miyamoto and Satoru Iwata (RIP King) saying “IT PRINTS MONEY” while holding up a Nintendo Switch 2 which is shooting out dollar bills.
Movie poster for Love Lies Bleeding showing Katy O’Brien and Kristen Stewart looking at the camera.
Poster for I Saw the TV Glow showing the silhouette of someone with pink light streaming from a TV behind them
A photo of the Taschen book about The Shining by Lee Unkrich. Two hefty books in an enormous yellow slip-case.
The film poster for Avanti! A cartoon of a bunch of Italians on one side, holding coffins and then behind a door are Jack Lemmon and Juliet Mills
A screenshot of reminders dot app reminding me to do something with the elf on the shelf every night until Christmas. FML.
The beginning of the end credits of Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, showing sepia-tones image of a plane flying into a cloudy horizon
A photo of an envelope addressed “Santa, North Pole”. My daughter’s Santa letter fresh from its little jaunt from my house, through the Irish postal service and back in my house. Great stuff.
A screenshot of a guardian headline saying “[Elon] Musk could use ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ for self-enrichment”
A screenshot of PocketCasts showing the 2024 episode of Til Death Do Us Blart, a podcasts where the hosts watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every thanksgiving until the end of linear time.
A screenshot of Pocket Casts year in review thing saying I’ve listened to 40 days of podcasts in 2024. wtaf.
A scene from the Simpsons where Bart pauses on Ralph and Lisa saying “you actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half” but instead of Lisa Simpson, it’s the new Jaguar logo and instead of Ralph Wiggum, it’s Jeremy Clarkson and it says “you can actually pinpoint the second when his toxic masculinity rips in half”
A screenshot of the Croissant app on iOS with an empty screen saying “Put your words in me” which is a heck of a way to phrase it.
A screenshot of an email from IO interactive saying that Conor McGregor is returning to the game Hitman.
A photo of Irish comedian, Jon Kenny, in a red shirt with a denim jacket over it. God he had a hilarious face.
A screenshot of the six members of the Lioness QRF team from Special Ops: Lioness.
Letterboxd "recent activity" showing the posters for Schalcken the Painter, Caddo Lake, Red Rooms, Tampopo
Letterboxd "recent activity" showing the posters for The Wild Robot, Cure, Carrie, Take Cover
I GUESS I'll try another social media app