John Lyon

@johnlyon.bsky.social

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Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi

A magazine titled “Costco Connection.”
An Amazon listing stating that the price of an item has been reduced by $0.01.
An Amazon ad that shows a woman rock climbing in a miniskirt and sports bra, with a caption that says “Discover men’s fashion for every occasion.”
A porch with no door opening into the house.
A weary-looking cat.
Book cover: Correct Mispronunciations of Some South Carolina Names
A bear-shaped Kit Kat bar that, when viewed upside-down, suggests a phallus.
The Science Behind What Causes Traffic