John J Salomone

@johnman.bsky.social

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A flocked Kuchipatchi figure holding pink flowers and daisies, held together in a yellow bow. One of the daisies has a tamagotchi face on it. Kuchipatchi is green with a duck mouth and shiny dark blue eyes
Left column = before, right column = after A flocked Mametchi figure holding flowers is pictured in all 6 images. On the right side, I've photoshopped the left (our right) eye a little bit to fill in more of the white part of the eye
Friday, July 10 10:13 AM Package is out for delivery. Burbank, US 7:29 PM Package arrived at a carrier facility. Burbank, US
Tamagotchi Paradise - White Glacier arriving TOMORROW
Poster with handsome squidward on it for a BALD MEETUP in LA on August 8th
Small Pino Jelly popmart figure dressed to look like a to-go coffee cup. Sitting next to him is a tiny all-brown version of himself. Text in the top right reads "Depression"
An axis measuring craziness vs hotness that places me in the "fun zone" "People in the Fun Zone are cool, above average in attractiveness, and great to hang out with. Everyone should spend some time in the fun zone, to find out what they like and dislike in a partner and to get the awkwardness out of their system so that they will eventually be ready for marriage or a serious relationship. While fun is a good thing, the Fun Zone also has its risks. Since the zone is wedged right between the No-Go and Crazy zones, it is possible to mistake crazies and no-goers as fun. Inexperienced daters should seek a second opinion if they are unsure whether their potential partner is really in the Fun Zone."
Pulsetto vagus nerve stimulator, goes around your neck like a shock collar. So far only used it for 2 days so no idea if it's doing anything will report back
jessica wild from rpdr drinking a drink she loves
an apparently not ai generated stock image of a cat drinking a strawberry smoothie holding a banana
Comment on podcast youtube video: @Inverter222: I love when two total bottoms can be friends instead of fighting over masc tops. Me from the @ShutUpBitchPod account: I am sexually non-binary, thank you!!!
Discord post that says "Thank you for that pride post, Maya Johngelou"
Screenshot from Final Fantasy VII with Cloud standing in front surrounded by MANY large muscular men behind him. This takes place at The Honeybee Inn in the "group room." GULP.
Cartoon me in my Y2K outfit holding a tamagotchi,wearing a labubu, and throwing up a millennial peace sign. Text on top reads “happy birthday John!” with “2026” on the bottom. I’m surrounded by tamagotchis and aliens with quotes of things I say often: “Sorry!” “Is this tmi?” “My prescription wasn’t ready…” “did I already say this?” “Reaching across the aisle” and… “juicy jumbo” listen it’s an inside joke from when we went to Canada.
Two images depicting the same lineup of blind box toys - Pino Jelly I'm Your Doll series. On the left, I wanted Toast doll, strawberry doll, Taiyaki doll, Tempura doll, Pudding doll, and the 2 secrets. On the right, what I got was 2 Star Dolls, Honeydew Doll, and Wool Hat doll.
The backrooms- a liminal space with yellow wallpaper, eerie office lighting. Sitting on the ground is a cat (named Provolone)
AliExpress e-mails me every single day about a single package I ordered
Poster on a graffiti wall with a picture of garlic bread against a pride flag: Gays Eating Garlic Bread in the Park June 6th, 2026 12pm-5pm 1000 N 50th st, Seattle South Woodland Park BYOGB RSVP for more information GaysEatingGarlicBreadinthePark.com
TikTok comment: kejal47 Look up what a side is, please.
Comments on a YT short of ours "Help him he's suffering from gay thoughts again #gaycomedy #Igbtpodcast #queerpodcast #asexual" about gay s*x and asexuality @Totally_Amelia Umm... why's this on my feed @ShutUpBitchPod :/ you must be gay @raden2319oo @ShutUpBitchPod algorithm don't lie
Original Tamagotchi Paradise "Frozen Ocean" leaked design. The shell is light blue/translucent
Tamagotchi Paradise White Glacier depicting two Tamagotchis inside of an igloo. The shell is white and purple with a snowy design around the screen.
May 16 2026 09:20 pm Customs released - Import LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, US Apr 23 2026 09:38 am Customs inspection - Import LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, US
Crybaby 'Cry Me and Ocean' series earphone case. The bag is shaped like a red octopus with a "crybaby" face inside attached to a keychain
Cover art for "Ground Zero" featuring a woman holding a gun and a flare, wearing a translucent face mask, a red hat, a coat with attached flashlight, and tactical belts around her hips and leg
Post from secret.Losangeles on Instagram, Disneyland pictured in the background with the text: “Local News: a Disneyland-themed license plate could be coming to California- but there’s a catch”
Pino Jelly "I'm Your Doll" series figure. The toy is a little guy in a sitting position with legs and arms stretched forward. He has a piece of toast around his head that looks like ears, and is popping out of a toaster
The same gay man still quite gay fixing his stupid piece of hair that's shown up in the past 5 videos. He is extremely good-looking otherwise and everybody wants to date him. He wears a shirt with a CGI cat on it inside a windows 98 looking computer window.
A gay man wearing glasses looking to the side against a green screen holding a microphone. He has ONE piece of hair coming from his temple (??) that just loves to show up and do its own thing. That gay man is me.
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream item screen depicting pixel art of a Tamagotchi character. Type: Pets. Name: Mimitchi (Singular) Settings: Funny, Hopping, pyong (sound it makes), Lit up
Video from Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, where a Labubu Mii kneels down to pet their pet Mametchi, a Tamagotchi character. Labubu blushes and says "Ha! you're so silly, Mametchi." Mametchi then makes a beeping noise and jumps up and down excitedly
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream screenshot. A John mii holds a tiny tamagotchi character, text reads: "You gave him a Mametchi."
Labubu Mii in Tomodachi Life wearing a rabbit hood
Pixel art depicting Tyler's cat Provolone, made in Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream
Screenshot from halfmoonjoe's chat- JohnmanPlays: I thought that was a gameboy advance SP for a second wojadubakowski: my city has a walk score of 40 [baby joe emote] aescas: that's a gameboy advance sp SqueakieCheese: That is a gamboy SP
Screenshotted trending topic from TWITTER that says "Viral Backlash Against Two White Gay Men's Arrogant Attitudes in Q&A Video" which, turns out, refers to a video with two porn actors in it
Shut Up, Bitch! (the podcast) We're streaming on Twitch! twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod Saturday, April 11th 2PT/5ET
“Only 3 days (ad)” [Likely AI- generated cartoon drawing of a person with their belly sticking out] “No exercise, no dieting required…” “Top selling on AliExpress” “$11.45, 1K sold, 4.6 stars”
A gold Zimomo figure, yellow and brown tamagotchi angel, "warm heart" yellow labubu cup, and a labubu keychain with a blue -> yellow gradient. PISS!!!
We're streaming on twitch! Twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod Wednesday, March 25th 6PT/9ET
Comments from Shut Up Bitch in a google doc that says "Add: #gay"
Shut Up, Bitch! Streaming on Twitch! twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod Wednesday, March 11th 6PT/9ET
14.96" large Labubu in a hello kitty outfit, which includes a hello kitty headband/sleep mask and fluffy heart.
"Classic Hello Kitty" Labubu standing on a plush spotted mushroom (?) She wears Hello Kitty's classic outfit and a bag with Hello Kitty's face on it
The Monsters x Hello Kitty and Friends collaboration Labubus dressed as Kuromi, Pochacco, My Melody, Cinnamoroll, Hello Kitty, Pom Pom Purin, and classic Hello Kitty
New popmart Cinnamoroll labubu
In Pokopia font: I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass
World's Smallest Glo Worm,
A collage of bears (gay) doing That Smile
OYO hippers by Jotoys. Top is a bunny, right is scorpio-themed, left is a banana
Poopoopeepee colored tamagotchi angel
Tamagotchi angel attached to a pink tamagotchi keychain
The apartment of a gay 36 year old with disposable income
Baby Wario from Mario Tennis Fever
TikTok comment: trevorjouet- Both appear to have trouble focusing
4 people standing on a shower stool to show how much weight it can bear
Jackbox “Who ruined it?” screen with two answers: “Tiny little fruits - John x2” versus “Tiny little fruits - and they’re all named John and they keep multiplying and there’s 50 of them.”
Tamagotchi display with, notably, 2 new stupidly expensive shells/boxes designed by Mitsuhiro Higuchi and Shohei Ochiai
A concerned woman next to text that reads "Fleas? In MY bedroom? It's more likely than you think. FREE PC CHECK!" Originally read "Pornography? On MY computer?" then popularized with the text "Centipedes? In MY vagina?" idk y'all I'm just reporting the news