John M Danskin🐸

@johnmdanskin.bsky.social

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I used to design GPUs. Now I mostly sail. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈

Man's head covered with ice and snow.
Brigantine sailing ship with just one small square sail and a couple of inner stay sails up. Pictured on a flattish sea with whitecaps.
A poster for the Serenity movie. A woman with a sword and an ace in front. Several armed people in the midground. An explosion in back.
Kim Kardashian with a champagne glass balanced on her impressive bottom, while she is standing.
A mosquito sucking the blood right out of a presumably human body part.
A space ship in the form of a swan. Honestly, its a little chubby and it might look more like a cartoon dinosaur.
Indian head test pattern used on tv from 1939 until the advent of color tv on the 60s.
Detail of the can with "Official Beer of the CLAM since 1890" on the label.
A Balrog
Scene from Independence Day movie where the alien spaceship zaps the White House.
A King Tiger II tank, as introduced on the German side in 1944. Soft, so it can be a baby's beloved chewable toy.
6 types of field cucumbers for pickling, on a size grid showing how many inches long the grow.
Three guys in navy blazers with collared shirts and ties, black dress shoes, black almost knee length socks, and knee length shorts in a variety of pastels.
A urinal with a little soccer goal with a little soccer ball. Pee on the ball to score a goal.
A marble roll with a lego conveyor belt to bring marbles back to the top.
Its a marble roll made of a lot of blocks with grooves.
Melania wearing a hat which comes down to below her eyes. Maybe she can see her feet?
Old photo, long lines of cars waiting for gas. Note says "this is you on your way home".
Allister Heath The Cuboro Blob will not stop until every British institution is destroyed
Two one-way (clutch head) screws. You can screw them, but they can't be unscrewed.
Google "how many days of the week have a fish in them" Answer: technically only one day has a literal fish in it: Thursday (spelled with "fish").
Unhappy looking woman with tie dye facepaint.
Scary alien lady from Species 1995
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
A phone screen with reasonable results for a search for the word "disregard".
Best ready made Mayonnaise. A Russian poster promoting mayonnaise. A jar full of mayonnaise, and a lot of food slathered with mayonnaise.
If the manifest of ingredients on the bottle had been legible, it would have read something like this: Water, blackstrap molasses, imported habanero peppers, salt, garlic, ginger, tomato puree, axle grease, real hickory smoke, snuff, butts of clove cigarettes, Guinness Stout fermentation dregs, uranium mill tailings, muffler cores, monosodium glutamate, nitrates, nitrites, nitrotes and nitrutes, nutrites, natrotes, powdered pork nose hairs, dynamite, activated charcoal, match-heads, used pipe cleaners, tar, nicotine, single-malt whiskey, smoked beef lymph nodes, autumn leaves, red fuming nitric acid, bituminous coal, fallout, printer's ink, laundry starch, drain cleaner, blue chrysotile asbestos, carrageenan, BHA, BHT, and natural flavorings.
A yellow e type Jaguar
Ariana Grande, in a ballgown.
Uma Thurman in a diner, asking for a glass of water, after digging herself out of her grave.
Pictograms directing people not to stand on the toilet.
A bowl of brown rice flakes and a cup of black coffee.
Pictograms indicating that one should not stand on the toilet while facing forward. Nor should one stand on the toilet while facing backwards. One should sit on the toilet. Also, there are Japanese characters and English writing stating same, with exclamation points.
Bamboo traffic cone made of thin strips with space between.
Hand in a transparent plastic glove. A piece of bread with peanut butter, bananas, and excess caramel sauce. Also a black sesame latte.
Daihatsu Atria van with roof rack, off-road tires, bull bar, and, if you look carefully, NOS bottles. Obviously I am in Japan.
Control panel for a Japanese toilet. There are 15 buttons, all clearly labeled in Japanese.
Phone speedometer screenshot. Average speed of 169mph. Max 176mph.
A cow being milked
A man with a noose around his neck. He is asking a colleague: "first time?"
Crumply half full bag of Fisherman's Friend ORIGINAL EXTRA STRONG Menthol Cough Suppressant/Oral Anesthetic.
American flag of AUKUS pin covered with black marker, leaving Australian and UK flags .
Anakin: Eastman was disbarred Padme: And thrown into the sarlacc pit! Padme: He was thrown into the sarlacc pit, right?
Warning. This will kill you and it will hurt the whole time you are dying.
Chris Pine speaking to an extremely dead person.
A golden donkey head
Tiny guillotine
Motley Crue
A tiny guillotine
That Yellow Bastard from Sin City. He looks exactly like Fetterman, except yellow. What a bastard.
Saint Anthony (old guy with a long beard) is being overrun by a variety of demononic monsters. He is lying on the ground, quite distressed. It's not looking good for Saint Anthony.
Princess Leia inside an artery clogged with cholesterol. She is saying "Help us cholesterol, you are our only hope".