John Moe

@johnmoe.bsky.social

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SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression. Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits. Author: The Hilarious World of Depression. Lead singer: Math Emergency. Dogs owned: 2

Publicist email addressed to Connie and Team
My last two posts.
Headline asking where the Back to the Future cast is now
Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters as robots in Heartbeeps (1981)
R.E.M. Murmur album cover
Handmade sign reading “Birdbath sale” with address and arrow.
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri poster
Purple map of Twin Cities denoting bad air quality
Judy Greer as Electra Undergrove
De Niro frowning
Bono on stage with a voice balloon and The Edge
Judy Greer as Electra Undergrove.
Movie poster with Olivia Wilde, Seth Rogen, Penelope Cruz, and Edward Norton.
God offers to make you super competitive. You'll accomplish a great deal, be incredibly successful by anyone's standards. But! You'll also be perpetually unsatisfied, always striving to get to the next level and "win" once you get there. Do you take the deal? Wait a minute, maybe that wasn't actually God.
Chris Cornell
Erling Haaland deplaning with a raccoon
Henrik Ibsen
Target Field behind home plate
Vince Vaughn in Anchorman
Martha Wash, the featured singer in "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)" by C&C Music Factory, though not featured in the video, sings on stage, "Drug-infested sex dens".
A radish.
Big old gray building
It sucks that a womanizer is what you call a man that charms women and not what you call the new weapon I invented