Johnny Barnstorm

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Nerdy 40 something bear dweeb. Possibly very tall. You'll never know. Host on the Square Roots Podcast. Needs to be mildly electrocuted every time he @'s someone parasocially.

A screenshot of my letterboxd account, JohnnyBarnstorm: Activity Films Diary Reviews Watchlist Lists Likes Tags Network Search JohnnyBarnstorm’s reviews and lists RSS feed for JohnnyBarnstorm Reviews Visibility Filters Sort by When Reviewed Diary Year Rating Poster for The Odyssey (2026) The Odyssey2026 Watched 03 Aug 2026 I think there should have been more scenes of the other guys on the boat asking what the big beefy bear guy on the boat was up to when he wasn't onscreen. Poster for Casino Royale (2006) Casino Royale2006 Watched 28 Jul 2026 Somehow I went through this whole movie back in 2006 and didn't realize Bond was having his nuts destroyed in that one scene. Poster for Scarface (1983) Scarface1983 Watched 31 Jul 2026 A short man doesn't do what he's told for two and a half hours and then dies.
A large cat sitting on a fat man's lap, the lap is protected from his claws by a yellow-green jacket
A screenshot of my Scarface (1983) review on Letterboxd. A short man doesn't do what he's told for two and a half hours and then dies. (Four stars)
A Siamese mix cat is laying across an orange pillow and staring at the camera with his lil paws crossed in judgement. Also my sheets are light red with white stars on them.
Scene from the human ship in Earth Must Die where the evil alien is standing in front of a tweed suit with a hat holding a pint of beer to look folksy
A fat man hover-handsing over his cat as the cat sits on his lap digging in his nails. He is sitting on the floor of his living room and wearing a final fantasy t shirt.
A shirtless Lavitz Slambert with a monster on his back stands in a strange underworld. He's blueish and dead. It's a screenshot of Legend of Dragoon.
A cat laying stretched on a carpet, he's got some Siamese mix coloring
A black cat sits at a kitchen island on a bar chair
An illustrated picture of Beast from the 1960s era costume, wearing a blue and yellow super hero suit with a mask and bare feet. Back then he was just a beefy dude
The beefy boi from Borderlands 4 standing in front of a big wall of fire.
A big 15 pound cat flips a blue mouse feeder toy that a filled with kibble on a multicolored carpet under a chair
A screenshot of the save data UI from Metal Gear Solid 2. The Memory Card Slot 1 card has two saves, one from 2026 07 18 and one from 2002 12 24.
A new performance psychology study has found that edging techniques build self-discipline more effectively than many traditional training programs. Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania defined edging as the practice of deliberately stopping just short of a goal and resisting the urge to finish immediately.
A screenshot of the game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, with the Scottish band Love Fist describing the contents of their Love Juice in a dimly lit recording studio. According to the subtitles it's two parts boomshine, 1 part trumpet, 5 fizz bombs and a litre of petrol.
An illuminated manuscript page with soldiers on horseback stabbing elephants with spears, but the elephants are small and have trumpet shaped trunks.
A brown mouse toy with its face just ripped clean off
An upside down box of Temptations spilled out on the dark wood floor by a doorway and a fan. After cleaning it up it looks like the cat ate about... 1/5th of it
An in-car view of a 1987 Mazda RX-7 at night, with the pop-up headlights open and Zangief's eyes are looking back at you, wrapped over the pop-up headlight covers, staring deep into your soul
A screenshot of my first garage in Forza Horizon 6. I have put three cars up for display: two Mazda RX-7s in a red wrap with Zangief decals on all sides, and a 1980s Corvette C4 with a bear flag wrap. It's preeeettyyyy cool
The title screen for Ghosts 'n Goblins for the Commodore 64 featuring Arthur in armour throwing his spear, the big boss looming over everyone, and a beefy Cyclops on red studded armour on the left and an ogre with a heart tattoo in a lil blue speedo on the right
The inside of a 1987 Mazda RX-7 at night, and the pop-up headlights have zangief's eyes on them
A red 1987 Mazda RX-7 drives through clouds of red smoke in the mountains, it's got zangief's face on the hood and the eyes are aligned with the pop up headlights
A 1980s RX7 with Zangief's face on the hood and pop up head lights sorta close to where his eyes would be
A dramatic recreation of my outfit yesterday. The picture is of a fat man standing in his living room with a peach sweater tied around his neck, wearing an orange t-shirt with King Hippo on it.
A fat white guy in a teal tank top looks suspiciously to the right.
Two large men and a husky and and a thinner man sitting at a dining table and the table is digging into the two bigger guys on the left
A Ram-Man toy. It looks like me.
A screenshot of a big bearded guy with an angry octopus puppet from the Got Talent Facebook reel.
Two screenshots of Homer Simpsons from the popular television show The Simpsons explaining something in the power plant to his coworkers. Panel 1: played the new Final Fantasy 7.there were a bunch of references to a "reunion" with Sephiroth constantly taunting Cloud about this "reunion" . Not to mention all the guys in coats that are meant to reunite with Sephiroth... Panel 2: I think the next one should be called: Final Fantasy Revelation
A grey bearded man in a mustard colour hoodie looks at you with soul piercing eyes
Grehem from Legend of Dragoon in winged form saying "Ug... I got a deep gash."
Porky, a black kitten sitting on the dashboard of my old Dodge Caliber SRT4 back in 2012
A cat asleep on a Volvo V70 gear shifter
Colour picture from 2012 of my cat wearing a medical sock after being fixed as a little kitten.
Zangief flexing in front of a mirror with a picture of Vega defaced pinned to it
A fancy lad in a highlighter greeny yellow top, slutty short shorts, sport socks, red shoes, and a beret. Screenshot for Forza Horizon 6.
A fat bald man in a Garf Quest tank top and cargo shorts in a work office kitchen
A Fallout New Vegas poster of a weight lifter drinking a soda. Build Mass with SASS! SUNSET SARSAPARILLA
Puf the Wrestler is standing in the wrestling ring with another wrestler, Puf is wearing a blue suite with pink trim and white stars, and pink crocs
Little league Pledge I trust in God I love my country And will respect its laws I will. Play fair And strive to win But win or lose I will always do my best
Fallout 4 UI message reading [Everyone disliked that.]
Fallout 4 UI stating [Everyone disliked that.]
A not-really-bald Dragon's Dogma II character in basic beginner armour standing in a field with Sweetness, Beefy Boi, and Bonkers
A box of Kellogg's Mini Wheats! Minis (HALF the SIZE all the flavour!)