Johnny Biscuits

@johnnybiscuits.bsky.social

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Bisexual, LFC-supporting, intolerant lefty artist. He/him.

A black and white sci-fi, surrealist drawing by Nikolai Lutohin
B&W photo of a shirtless Kevin Keegan holding the European Cup
Photo of a Diogo Jota mural, depicting him from behind, forming a hands-heart above his head
Drawing of an Emo kid with hair dyed in the colours of the progress pride flag and the caption pridEMOnth.
Graffiti that reads "FOOTBALL WITHOUT ORIGI IS NOTHING"
Memorial plaque at Anfield which reads "In remembrance of the 39 supporters who lost their lives at the Heysel Stadium May 29th 1985", shows the crests of Liverpool FC and Juventus above "IN MEMORIA E AMICIZIA"
Pencil drawing of a woman hanging on a crescent moon, one hand trailing towards the world below.
Arthur Brown (from The Crazy World of...) with make-up and flaming helmet
Picture of John W Henry, with the headline "FSG sack coach and backroom staff as Liverpool owners opt for massive shake-up"
97 with an eternal flame either side, above 15th April 1989 Never Forgotten
Jaws poster of a girl swimming while about to be munched by the eponymous fish.
A lake, behind some trees, reflecting late-afternoon sunlight.
Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull, playing the flute while standing on one leg.
Photo of Newport's finest, Goldie Lookin Chain.
B&W photo of barbed wire fences at a Nazi concentration camp, with the caption "Never Again" and "Holocaust Remembrance Day"
DS9's Chief O'Brien, in the "...he was a union man!" scene.
Picture of Diogo Jota, holding the Premier League trophy, with the words 'Forever our number 20' and the LFC badge underneath. Today would have been his 29th birthday.
A pair of pink, glittery Dr. Martens on a wooden floor.
The 'Zohran for New York' graphic but reading 'Death Cab for Cutie'
Sketch of Death, done with Intense pencils
Pixel art of a Yu-Gi-Oh character called Poki Draco, a bright yellow dragon/hamster crossover.
Copy of Ring the Hill by Tom Cox
Some utter gibberish from the BBC Football site, that reads "No group stage fixtures can be played against teams from the same country or no play more than two matches against teams from the another country, such as Italy."
Liverpool supporters, holding a banner that reads 'Joey ate the frogs legs, made the Swiss roll, now he's munching Gladbach' dedicated to Joey Jones.
Black and white photo of Diogo Jota, wearing a Liverpool shirt
Picture of Florian Wirtz in a Liverpool FC shirt and a denim(?) bucket hat, peeking over the top of a pair of sunglasses
Virgil Van Dijk and Mohamed Salah celebrating Liverpool's 20th league title!
A poster for the Peter Sellers' film 'Only Two Can Play'
Memorial to the 97 who lost their lives in the Hillsborough disaster, featuring photos of each one around two eternal flames and the words "97 Never Forgotten"
Digital painting of Virgil Van Dijk in a pastiche of the 'Dutch Master' style, with his spider celebration blending in with his ruff.
Headline of a comment piece, in the London Standard, that reads, "I'm sorry, but ADHD has become a scam that is wildly over diagnosed and an excuse for poor behaviour" by Melanie McDonagh
Two bottles of Penderyn whisky, in their boxes; the Legend box in red dragon's scales, the Celt in a green dragon's scales box
A packet of Nice Biscuits
Polydor Records B&W promo pic of Rick Buckler of The Jam, playing drums in black suit, black skinny tie and white shirt, wearing rectangular shades.
Character Headcanon Generator for myself, with the result "Johnny Biscuits is very good at walking in platform heels."
A photograph of a Speak and Spell toy
Photo of the fictional band, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, from the film of the same name.
Photo of British left-wing MP, Tony Benn and his quote "There is no final victory, as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle. To be fought over and over again. So toughen up, bloody toughen up."
Two black kittens, Mo with a red collar and Paddy with a black collar, surveying their new surroundings.
The red star on the top of my Christmas tree, on a photo app seasonal background saying Merry Christmas, with the letters L.F.C. superimposed.
Digital painting of Virgil Van Dijk in the style of a Dutch Master painting, using his 'spider' celebration as part of his ruff.
Picture of Janey Godley, at Trump's Scottish golf course, holding a sign that says "Trump is a Cunt". A bemused police officer looks on.
Painting of Virgil van Dijk, in a parody/tribute/cack-handed attempt of the style of a Dutch master. He is wearing a ruff, which morphs into his 'spider' goal celebration. In the background is a table, bearing some player awards, a bowl of oranges and a skull. Through the window, there is a view of Anfield.
Blurry view of Swansea, lit up in the evening, from Swansea Bay
Screenshot of BBC News headline reading "Cycling race rerouted due to Wales' 20mph limit
A one-eyed, cartoon teddy bear wearing a biker jacket, shoulder armour and one buckled boot (his other leg is robotic). He's carrying a short sword and is growling. There is white powder around his nose and he stands in front of a destroyed city and a nuclear mushroom cloud. It really is as ridiculous as it sounds.
A digital painting of Batman walking away from The Riddler, who is gazing back, wistfully, over his shoulder.
Picture of Tony Benn, with his quote, "There is no final victory, as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle. To be fought, over and over again. So toughen up, bloody toughen up.”
Digital painting of a younger Jürgen Klopp in front of large, red flags, superimposed behind the Liverpool skyline, with the legend "Klopp Red Revolution"
Digital illustration of a slightly battered, chrome-plated Lambretta side panel, reflecting Brighton pier.
Photo of a ruined stone structure, with an arched entrance, in the middle of a woods.
View of Morris 'castle' with Fendrod lake in the foreground
Psychedelic Jimi Hendrix illustration in rainbow colours.