Johnny McNulty

@johnnymcnulty.bsky.social

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Sometimes writer. More times not. He/him.

I (Johnny McNulty) am in a split screen with the very talented Katie Marovitch, who between you and me, alt text readers, absolutely dog walked me improv-wise.
It's a screenshot from the bad site. It's from Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, posted on July 15 2026. Post reads "The High-T Department of War" and it has an image (presumably a video still) of Hegseth looking into camera and talking. Hegseth has said they will begin screening soldiers for testosterone levels and issuing testosterone for those without enough.
The Victorian house from 'Psycho', where (spoilers) the main antagonist Norman Bates famously kept his mummified mother
The headline from an official America 250 statement, in big gold and white letters beneath a flag and against a backdrop of fireworks on a deep blue field. Text: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SALUTE TO AMERICA IMMEDIATE EVACUATION
My dog Basil (approx 40 pound black lab mutt mix) glaring at her reflection in a window. Often she will bark at it.
Shot from very low near the ground, this picture features an 8 pound Pomeranian named Georgia advancing on the viewer like Godzilla, enormous mouth agape and ready to devour whatever tiny observer is in their path
A small honeybee separated by a few millimeters of bakery glass from a fruit tart many many times her size
It's the meme where a huge tower of blocks is resting on one tiny flimsy block. The big tower is labeled "the entire right-wing movement" and the tiny block it stands on is labeled "people who don't understand marginal tax rates"
My first and only list: "My Wife", featuring my wife, Sami McNulty
"Is it possible to be emasculated by Nate Silver? Apparently, yes." This is a quote from McKay Coppins' gambling article in The Atlantic
An article from Josh Barron, Megan McArdle, Ben Dreyfuss, and Ross Douthat: "We're All In The Epstein Files" (feat Ross Douthat)
A receipt to Hatch & Flock, a Minneapolis mutual aid network
Dr. Manhattan staring into space, thinking "I'm actually excruciatingly invested in all this shit and these people. The tangles of their lives? Can't get enough of it."
Saddam Hussein
Carrie Bradshaw sitting at her desk writing a column in "Sex In The City"
Donald Trump passed tf out at a press conference
Trump standing at the Resolute Desk while a chaotic gaggle of men assist a collapsed guy behind him. Text next to the gaggle says "group game that's gone off the rails" and text next to Trump says "me, waiting to initiate my second beat"
My dog Benchley, a 20-lb black-grey scruffle, smushing his face in a pillow
Bullet casings with "ANTI-ICE" written on them in terrible handwriting
Street sign reading "NO SALT ZONE BEGINS"
Trump at Kirk's funeral saying Charlie didn't hate his opponents and wanted the best for them — then says that he (Trump) does hate his opponents and doesn't want what's best with them, finally reiterating "I can't stand my opponent."
The loch ness monster wearing a red hat I drew on
Peter Savodnik, a writer for Bari Weiss's Free Press, an outlet that has regularly claimed to be on the vanguard against antisemitism, calling Adam Friedland a "kapo" for questioning Rep. Ritchie Torres about Israel's mass killing of civilians in Gaza
Trump's new portrait, in which he scowlingly walks away from flags and an orange-y, seemingly burning background
Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, and Jeannine Pirro, standing there like goons.
Andrew Cuomo's possibly hacked meltdown tweet: In case you forgot, I'm Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It's just the second round.
the "tonight queen" meme but changed to read: Delayed gratification tonite? (eyes emoji) Delayed gratification tonight queen?? Delayed gratification tonite (eyes emoji)
A proposed map for a Houston gerrymander turning the map into a sinister spiral of eight winding districts circling downtown like a demonoid drain
Charlie Kirk saying that he was disgusted by Mamdani using his hands to eat rice because, quote, "I sincerely doubt that he has to scratch his anus any less than the rest of us"
Laura Ingraham on her Fox News show urging rich New Yorkers to band together behind someone to stop Zohran Mamdani.
Deputy Attorney General Emil Bove
Donald Trump has called for a "complete give-up" by Iran
A NYT headline about China halting crucial exports. The picture, however, is a man opening a hatch on a machine and a bright yellow, uh, flame? Blob? Incorporeal entity? is escaping containment
Chris Cillizza, the wrongest man in politics, saying it's "farcical" that people wanted and want more Walz events where he calls out Trump and Musk
the normal rockwell free speech guy meme: "I have always loved rights and liberties, things of that nature"
Chuck Schumer used to have imaginary middle class friends named the O'Reillys who gave him advice, but for a national book he changed them to the Baileys
A politico headline: Trump Allies Are Blaming Lutnick For Trump's Tariff Turmoil
The White House calling Trump king with a TIME style magazine cover generated with AI that says TRUMP instead of TIME and "Long Live The King"
A Google "interest over time" chart for recalling Chuck Schumer. It goes up at the end. It is a joke chart.
Pete Hegseth drinking shag sure looked like an amber liquid at a NATO press conference
trump saying some shit: "he who saves his country does not violate any law"
Noah Smith on X: "I've become radicalized into carceral urbanism. Either you think Eurasian cities are safe because they have racial superpowers (unlikely), or you think they're safe because they policed hard for 500 years until people learned to behave."
My dog Benchley using a stuffed elephant as a pillow. Behind him my cat Barbara is sunning and napping on a chair.