JohnnyXD

@johnnyxd.bsky.social

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I HATE EVERYONE BUT YOU https://johnnyxd.straw.page/ also i draw, animate and do whatever i want

david (a ginger) : i love my orange hair! dave: haha.. im pretty sure its red david then gets pissed and puts dave in a fucking chokehold
dave and bambi yaoi
so bambi fnf goes to drink some mysterious green substance off the dirty floor for no fucking reason a while later dave is on his handicapped "knees" holding bambi while crying hysterically, he yells "GODAMN IT BAMBI!!!!!". the bambi in question is now an alien
a youtube video titled "SANTA ISNT REAL *PROOF*" which has Opposition bambi and Hellbreaker talking about santa clause not being real tristan is in the comment section saying: he is real! idiots, he only comes if u are sleeping, SLEEPING. man im 9 and im smarter than you. dumb
it's christmas morning and dave, bambi and tristan are opening their gifts! tristan: merry christmas dad, i got you sum shoes! dave (who is a wheelchair user): oh! um, thanks sweetheart! thats so... kind! and then dave hangs himsel
david: *walks on a stage" wassup fartbags! welcome to my performance, to- *david gets a heap of tomatoes thrown at his face and shirt, while crying*w-wait! aagh! NO!! STOP, MY FAVOURITE SHIRT IS RUINED!!PLEASE, S-STOP! WAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
dave: alright, which one of you GLUTTONS ate the powdered donuts ??? bambi (while smirking): godamn, that was probably me sorry not sorry tristan suspiciously with a white powdery thing all over himself: ;_;
tristan fnf with the caption "hiw do i hit him" above him and then it escalates to him looking fucking terrifying
dave sleeping in his bed like a GOD while dreaming about himself with his legs dancin around