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Clay vessel in the shape of a round owl, on display at the Minneapolis Institute of Art "Moche artist Vessel, c. 200 BCE-600CE Clay, pigments The William Hood Dunwoody Fund 44.41.8"
Gerrit Graham as Q, or Quinn, on Star Trek: Voyager
Voy-a-ger Is the show that you are watching It's Voyager It's Voyager Voyager is near Voy-a-ger Sailing through the Delta Quadrant It's Voyager That's Voyager, it's here Seeking and searching for a way back to Earth Back to the place of its birth ... uh-mirth girth Voy-a-ger Ever marching vaguely homeward It's Voyager The Voyager, my dear (Voyager is the show)
Voy-a-ger Is the show that you are watching It's Voyager It's Voyager Voyager tonight
Some kinda leaf blight
A leafy plant next to a window
Graffiti of a whale on the side of a cargo rail car. Caption reads “CLANS OF THR ALPHANE MOON”
The weebabeast, from Fraggle Rock
Theodore Wirth house, in snow
She had hungry eyes She took her standard pose as she surveyed the fridge She ate veggie guys She made it perfectly plain that he was salad tonight But he said, "Leave me alone, I'm a celery man And my stalk has more crunch than my bite" He said, "Leave me alone, I'm a celery man Full of vitamin K (as in ‘kite’)”
Photo of an apartment interior. The bird guy is a blue heron with its wings stretched out
Moogle
Screencap from DS9. Quark and Brunt are sitting in the foreground, and in the background, two Nausicaans are throwing darts at each other. One Nausicaan has several darts sticking out of his chest. It’s kinda blurry because I took a picture of my TV, but I don’t feel like looking for a better screencap online somewhere
Screencap from Deep Space Nine. Rom is pouring a flask of fizzy liquid into his ear in the most unnatural way possible. Quark recoils and says “That’s disgusting.”
Another still from Nausicaä. A man with a big bushy mustache is talking to his son. He says, “Keep up the good work, son.”
A still from Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. Nausicaä is talking to Lord Yupa in a dim room and asks, “are you searching for the man in blue?” Her outfit is entirely blue and she’s the brightest thing we can see and she is framed dead center
A screen from Porco Rosso (1992). Curtis, a Texan man, is standing in a garden and says: “That's my favorite line from a screenplay I wrote.”
Framed art hanging on the wall
A picture of Devinoni Ral, from TNG
A wall with some retrofuturistic art hung on it
I Should Buy A Boat Cat
A container of dip on the shelf at a grocery store. The label says “Labneh Dip”
A drawing of Homer Simpson
"We are excited with the fact that we have the technology now, that we have the multi layers of screening that we built in over the recent several years, that give us the ability to allow our travelers to keep their shoes on," Noem said.
Marge Simpson saying "Hmm, it's raining again"
Man with beard
Screen cap from SUNSHINE (2007). A person is looking directly at a big ol’ sun through a big ol’ window, it’s real bright
Drawing of a guy pointing at his mouth
Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got Taking a break would ease your worries, but your boss is Gul Dukat Your brother is a dink Sometimes you need a drink Where crooks and cheaters while away Dabo wheels and holo play You wanna huff some beetle snuff Knocking off Morn’s toupee You wanna go where Odo is kinda gay You are a guy who wants to buy Thirty oo-mox a day You wanna go where Odo is kinda gay
"We have not had any shortage of eggs," says Mike von Massow, a food economist at the University of Guelph, in Ontario. "We can choose from 14 different types of eggs."
Snowstorm, as seen from an apartment window, looking out
Postal Sorting Alien, from Men In Black II
Senor Cardgage Mortgage, from Homestar Runner
Close-up of the baby that Lwaxana is holding
Picture of a budgie riding a skateboard and getting mad air
Screenshot from Outlaw Star, it's Melfina. She's looking over her shoulder and looks concerned. Yellow subtitles below her read: "*Who* am I? *What* am I?"
A simple drawing of a harmless-looking Dracula, mostly red, with some bats fluttering behind him
A drawing of Garfield
[What if Cheers was about DS9] [Or: Quark’s] Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got Taking a break would ease your worries, but your boss is Gul Dukat Your brother is a dink Sometimes you need a drink Where crooks and cheaters do okay Dabo wheels and holo play You wanna huff that funny stuff Beetle snuff, night and day You wanna go where Odo is kinda gay You’re just a guy who wants to buy Oo-mox for little pay You wanna go where Odo is kinda gay
A photograph of a goofy alien from Star Wars (Snivvian) with a toothy smile and thinning hair
A painting of Darth Tenebrous, who is a goofy alien (Bith) wearing spooky mechanical armor and some kind of respirator over his mouth
Screenshot from an online quiz. "What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining? [Answers] sunshower; the wolf is giving birth; the devil is beating his wife; monkey's wedding; fox's wedding; pineapple rain; liquid sun"
A drawing of two people standing outside in the sun. One looks happy about it, the other doesn't
A comic. Two people are walking down the street. (PANEL 1) PERSON A: Why are we alive? PERSON B: "Why"? Simply to live (PANEL 2) PERSON A: What is art for? PERSON B: To contemplate living (PANEL 3: Persons A and B cower before a giant monster, GRUMBOR, who is attacking the city) PERSON B: Oh no! Grumbor!!
A picture of a sunny apartment
A collection of whimsical cartoon heads and bodies. Altogether there are five heads
A drawing of Crow T. Robot’s head with the caption “You know you want me, baby!”
An image showing the cast of Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet, which is an anime
A doodle of Munchie
Drawing of a character pointing and saying “Uhh”, but with different colors than the last time I posted the same drawing