John Smith

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A totally real person named John Smith, who exists and is real

James Kirchick, exemplifying the "not to be left alone with children" aesthetic; round face, features disproportionately small, male pattern baldness coifed with some sort of extremely moist-looking hair gel; eyes set too close together, not quite aligned; wearing some kind of rumpled beige suit, white dress shirt with blue pinstripes, and a blue necktie with multicolored spots it is hard for me to express exactly how uncomfortable this photo is, obviously he is trying to appear stern and authoritative, but it looks very much like a high school yearbook photo
Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan R. Jessup, explaining why he's the real hero of the film A Few Good Men
Cheyenne’s Board of Public Utilities isn’t accepting industrial wastewater associated with data center systems until further notice after a contractor for Meta Platforms contaminated the city’s wastewater system, prompting months of cleanup. The announcement was made by the Board of Public Utilities (BOPU) on Thursday in conjunction with naming the Meta company as the source of the initial contamination. It also comes more than four months after the Meta company — which is building a huge $800 million data center in south Cheyenne — disrupted the city’s reclaimed wastewater system with a rare bacterial contaminant. Goat Systems LLC was in “significant noncompliance" with the city's industrial pretreatment regulations after discharging wastewater contaminated with Cupriavidus gilardii, a bacterium that interfered with operations at the city's water reclamation facilities and contaminated the municipal reuse water system, according to the BOPU’s Thursday statement. Goat Systems LLC is the corporate entity Meta uses for construction of its sprawling nearly 800,000-square-foot Cheyenne data center campus known during development as Project Cosmo.
a glorious hippo, shitting many projectiles of poop while looking you straight in the eye
a bag
quoted text: Drop Site News founder Ryan Grim, who has drawn criticism for trying to debunk well-documented rape claims against Platner, admitted to first meeting Platner when Platner was a bartender at the Tune Inn. On a "Breaking Points broadcast with his co-host Krystal Ball, Grim blushed about how Platner had been his bartender for many years at the Tune Inn. [screen capture of Breaking Points talk show with Ryan Grim framed on the left and Graham Platner on the right, Platner is broadly smiling, captioned EXCLUSIVE: MAINE SENATE CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER"] "You would be maybe the second bartender serving in Congress, but you would be the first one that I knew when he was a bartender," said Grim as Platner smiled and laughed. "You worked Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights at - I was often there every Sunday night. "I was basically there every Sunday and some Friday and Saturdays," Grim told his millions of viewers as Platner broke up a big smile.
Snowpiercer (2013) character Curtis, played by Chris Evans, looking down shamefully, admitting "I know that babies taste best."
On the Democratic side, Platner remains the lone active candidate with linear ad spending backing him. Platner’s campaign has spent $7.1M, with $112K in future reservations. Prior to dropping out, the Mills campaign spent $1.8M, with her last linear ad airing on April 10th. Planter, however, has remained on air continuously since January 27th. No outside group has placed any linear ad spending supporting either candidate, but Democratic groups have aired $9.1M attacking Collins. Their ads target Collins on ICE, inflation, and the conflict in Iran.
topographical map of iran, literally completely surrounded by tall sharp mountains
graham platner shirtless, at some kind of party in front of people holding drinks, sporting a giant fucking totenkopf nazi SS tattoo on his chest
On the Democratic side, Platner remains the lone active candidate with linear ad spending backing him. Platner’s campaign has spent $7.1M, with $112K in future reservations. Prior to dropping out, the Mills campaign spent $1.8M, with her last linear ad airing on April 10th. Planter, however, has remained on air continuously since January 27th. No outside group has placed any linear ad spending supporting either candidate, but Democratic groups have aired $9.1M attacking Collins. Their ads target Collins on ICE, inflation, and the conflict in Iran.
delicious ewok on a stick, glistening with barbecue sauce, mmm
famous rappper Birdman rubbing his hands together in anticipation
kamala harris campaigning with liz cheney, in 2024, in front of a banner that says 'country over party' what party do you think this was aimed at, and for bonus credit, do you think this strategy worked?
sign saying: Is it hot? Does it look good? Are you proud to serve it?
Gabriel, a ridicuously cute white puppy smiling up at the camera
Child Left Behind meme, George W. Bush raising his hand in front of some clapping children with the words 'Child Left Behind' on a blackboard behind him
relief/topographical map of Iran, showing the entire southern coast adjacent to the Persian Gulf as a solid wall of mountainous terrain
stop being poor meme
Neon Genesis Evangelion Test Results: Asuka 20% Kaworu 75% Misato 55% Shinji 45% Gendo 20% Ritsuko 45% Rei 60% You are the most like Kaworu Nagisa (75%)
former US president george w. bush waving at the viewer caption: MISS ME YET?
Ben, the protagonist of the film Night of the Living Dead (1968) portrayed by Duane Jones He is leaning forward and speaking intently to an out-of-focus blond haired woman in the foreground
famous 'slav squat' meme of three dudes in black track suits with white stripes squatting outdoors, with beer bottles
clipped from Niantic Spatial's public web page 'Trusted by industries that demand real-world intelligence' below are various logos including US Air Force and Vantor
bluesky 'trending' top 5 list from the time of this posting 1. UFC Fights 2. Irish Identity (highlighted by me) 3. SCOTUS rulings 4. El Niño 5. World Cup
The experts also hastened to add that, without humans intervening to “clean up” the AI’s work, the result wouldn’t be so convincing. “The human still plays a vital role in discussing, digesting, and improving this proof, and exploring its consequences,” wrote mathematician Thomas Bloom in the “reflections” document.
Image of Star Trek The Next Generation character Lt. Ro Laren, played by Michelle Forbes
package of Samyang Buldak hot chicken flavor ramen, this shit is so good especially with a couple of eggs thrown in while you're cooking the noodles
infamous 99% hitler tweet by Jacob Unruh: 'If there was an election where the only two viable candidates are Hitler and Hitler but 1% less bad, you are morally obligated to vote for hitler but 1% less bad' 6:31 PM - Nov 13, 2023 - 39.6k views
graham platner, shirtless at a party of some sort, big giant fucking nazi SS insignia tattoo prominently displayed on his chest
graham platner's nazi SS insignia tattoo, a good indicator of nazism
graham platner, shirtless at a party, showing off his big giant fucking nazi SS tattoo
image from Mitchell & Webb skit "Hans, are we the baddies?" sheepish-looking man wearing Nazi SS uniform with Graham Platner tattoo symbols prominently visible, oops I mean Nazi SS totenkopf symbols lol
graham platner's big giant fucking nazi SS totenkopf tattoo
pencil art by Tom of Finland, of a buff man with a very thick neck leaning against a brick wall smiling straight on to the viewer; he is wearing a park ranger style outfit with the shirt fully open, with generous pecs and glossy nipples the size of your thumb
“The Iranian regime is the most destabilizing force in the Middle East and the largest state sponsor of terrorism in the world. A nuclear-armed Iran would pose a grave threat to global security and US national security. Allowing Iran to obtain nuclear weapons is an outcome that must never be allowed. “President Trump has not eliminated Iran's nuclear threat.
Simpsons character Nelson pointing and shouting HA HA
famous Craigslist ad: "charge up and JO - 38 (houston) The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I jack off with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it's a JO crystal but me and my bros. I have seen it glow white while jerking off with a bid thats how I know this is real. You can come over for as long as you want bit I need a picture of you preferably wearing a crystal before I waste my time." image of a quartz crystal pendant on a necklace, image of a shirtless white man
quoted from the article: Upon their arrival at Case’s home, the police officers knocked on the door and yelled into an open window, but they did not get an answer. When they looked through a window, they saw (among other things) a notepad – which contained what “they believed to be a suicide note” – and an empty handgun holster. About 40 minutes later, the police officers entered Case’s home. In an upstairs bedroom, one officer saw Case with an object at his waist that the officer believed was a gun. He shot Case in the abdomen. **** Prosecutors charged Case with assault on a police officer. **** Case argued that because police had entered his house without a warrant, the evidence obtained from that entry should not be admitted at his trial. But the state courts rejected that contention, holding that when a case does not involve a criminal investigation, police do not need a warrant to enter a home as long as the entry is reasonable. Case then appealed to the Supreme Court, which agreed in June to weigh in.
profoundly unappealing photo of nazi steven miller's infamous spray on hair appearance on CNN
bro is retweeting the same tweet several times, but is definitely not upset
2024 Kamala Harris campaign photo, on stage with deeply conservative Republican politician Liz Cheney, appealing to Republican voters to become completely different people and voluntarily vote Democrat
still frame from the film Bird Box(?): an insane man forcibly holds a terrified woman's eyes open, forcing her to look into the camera
image of a voluptuous woman with short pink hair, wearing a sheer pink silk mermaid dress; she is in a classic contraposto pose with her arms raised, hands behind her neck
Eva Habermann as Zev Bellringer of B3K, her gorgeous hair a vibrant pink, her glittering blue eyes gazing intently at something a bit to the viewer's left
Herman Cain, smiling from the afterlife
Jeffries (D-NY), a beneficiary of AIPAC campaign cash, said in his response to the massive US-Israeli assault that “Iran is a bad actor and must be aggressively confronted for its human rights violations, nuclear ambitions, support of terrorism, and the threat it poses to our allies like Israel and Jordan in the region.”
photo of kamala harris campaigning in 2024 with her apparent running made liz cheney
cartoon character Bart Simpson in the back seat of a car saying, "What an odd thing to say."
still from Dune (1984): Dr. Wellington Yueh, played by Dean Stockwell, explaining the advanced dental science of the far future to Duke Leto Atreides (Jürgen Prochnow)
photo: kamala harris out campaigning in 2024 with famous leftist liz cheney prior to getting destroyed in the general election, managing to lose even the popular vote .... wait, sorry, I'm being told that liz cheney is not actually leftist, sorry