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@joles.bsky.social

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i’m timothee chalamet

it's me, i'm da pope (picture of a laughing horse, which is my profile picture, but the horse is wearing a pope hat. original horse is from Mateo Pedrali's painting "Self portrait with laughing horses")
lola bunny
meme of woman crawling across a desolate field towards a house in the distance desolate field is labeled “the mortifying ordeal of drinking water” house is labeled “the comfort of doing drugs”
baseball cap that has been carefully hand-embroidered to say “seppuku” instead of “UK” (presumably that is for a university sports team). (the person responsible for the existence of this hat is comedian joe mande)
zohran for nyc sign but the text reads: POST MORE FOR ALE TO NOT GET SUPER PARANOID THAT HIS ACCOUNT GOT FROZEN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
lois griffin looking at pills meme. lois is labeled “me”. the pills are labeled “music that will make me fucking sob”
southern elephant seal. face looks like a turd, no fuckin legs, completely unserious mammal. you would be ashamed to have your heart broken by this guy
Mateo Pedrali Self portrait with laughing horses (1935) the painting is of a guy with a long face and a serious expression holding paintbrushes. there are two horses right behind him. they have these ridiculous toothy smiles that are simultaneously almost cartoonish but still compellingly realistic and horsey? look i don’t know how to describe art but i really like this painting.
the tick says, “hug your destiny, arthur”
screenshot from the article: "You want to know the ironic thing? I wrote my son's obituary using ChatGPT, Mr. Taylor said. "I had talked to it for a while about what had happened, trying to find more details about exactly what he was going through. And it was beautiful and touching. It was like it read my heart and it scared the shit out of me."
psychology textbook diagram of classical conditioning. the unconditioned stimulus is a passionate kiss. the unconditioned response is sexual arousal. the conditioned stimulus is onion breath. the conditioned response is sexual arousal to onion breath.
joined bluesky with an invite code: a picture of a young fresh threestripe willem dafoe two years later, just having fun online with friends: same picture but with many young fresh threestripe willem dafoes
white t-shirt that says “somebody with some unorthodox beliefs about the jfk assassination loves me” with a bunch of hearts
maslow’s hierarchy of needs. the sections of the pyramid are labelled (going from bottom/largest to top/smallest): - 14 hours of screen time per day - new tattoo that’s weird and offputting - all regular stuff from the original maslow’s hierarchy of needs -telling all my secrets to a total stranger with whom i feel a profound and complete connection and then never seeing them again - someone on the internet tells me i’m funny
a 5-panel comic titled “Memento Tattoos” by joles panel 1: the top of a phone screen, scrolling on some app where people post words and pictures and waste time. panel 2: zoomed out so the whole phone screen is visible, and you can see the hand holding it has some words tattooed, starting with the word “PUT” panel 3: zooming out further, you can see the whole arm. the tattoo reads “PUT THE PHONE DOWN, GET UP OFF THE FLOOR, AND PUT ON SOME PANTS YOU FUCK” panel 4: the face of the person holding the phone, a disheveled woman who looks alarmed. the text says “ah crap. i should do that…” panel 5: the same woman, viewed from the top. she’s still scrolling on her phone, and you can see she has many text tattoos, presumably similar reminders. the text reads “…soon. like in 5 minutes.”
hey cari! it's been forever, hope you're well. just wondering, do you still think about death, or was that a one time thing?
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
the “real or imaginary” meme from donnie darko. first panel donnie is labeled “bluesky” and he says “you have a new follower” next panel the therapist says “real or just some weird fucking bot again?” last panel is cropped so you can’t even see the answer but you can tell from his face..,. it is not a real follower
screenshot from the wikipedia article for a hobo “A hobo is a migrant worker in the United States. Hoboes, tramps, and bums are generally regarded as related, but distinct: a hobo travels and is willing to work; a tramp travels, but avoids work if possible; a bum neither travels nor works.”
google search result screenshot with the following text: People also ask What is the salary of a pope? While popes traditionally receive a salary, reports indicate that the current wage for the position is $32,000 per month. However, Pope Francis has opted to either donate this money to the church, use it for a foundation, place it in trust, or pass it to a family member. Feb 26, 2025 https://m.economictimes.com Pope Francis' net worth: Does the Vatican pay a salary to the pope ...
special agent dale cooper but his trench coat is enormous
official “I VOTED” sticker, hastily edited to say “I VOTER-FRAUDED”
test messages received today at 11:13AM How old am I? 34 ? Right response from me: yes
spotify wrapped “my top genres” screenshot. edited (very poorly) so the genres are the following: girls Indie girls Rock (girls) girls Pop Pop girls
a cereal box of cap’n crunch’s “oops all berries” but edited (poorly) to say “oops all episodes of jewish matchmaking in a single sitting”
Poster for the Furby movie, starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling. (It’s the Barbie movie but photoshopped to have Furbies in place of Barbie and Ken. Tagline reads “She’s Furby. He’s Furby. Everything is Furby.”
post from meta “Legs are coming soon! Are you excited? 🎉” with image of bland metaverse avatars moving their legs
jeb bush “please clap”
“they don’t know” meme (guy in a party hat standing alone at a party watching other people dancing). party hat guy is thinking “they don’t know that i had a few viral tweets in like 2015-2017”
yoda using the force
the “DONT TREAD ON ME” rattlesnake flag but the text has been altered to say “please DONT look at ME”