jonah

@jonah.id

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some guy in sf jonah.id

The view out the right seat window of a C172. In the distance is the donut shaped Apple HQ.
Billboard that reads "Do you know about Curt's new hat?", with Curt wearing the hat in the foreground.
Wolverine pining over the Bay Bridge lower deck tram line
Water color of an orange chair. On a spiral notebook. Labeled "Jonah WC00001 2025-02-04"
Me in a C172 landing at KPAO
An 8 inch plasma lamp, my forefinger touching the top
The JUST WALK OUT meme by @dashare.zone, but badly altered to read JUST GO 'ROUND you can climb!!! Too high Unstable approach Too low Too fast Ballooning Off centerline Aircraft on runway Wake turbulence Gusting crosswind Mentally distracted Clearance cancelled Not in configuration IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA THROTTLE!! real winners quit
A white standing desk with a monitor stand on it holding four monitors in a 2x2 configuration. The screens are showing miscellaneous browser windows and editors in Ubuntu. There is also a desktop tower on the desk, and a keyboard/mouse and some other things.
A skeleton squatting a bar, captioned "my body is a machine that turns tasks assigned to me into tasks assigned to somebody else"
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #382,167!
Kamala Harris from the "We did it Joe" clip superimposed over the "We fucked up" scene from The Hangover, captioned "We fucked up, Joe"
A view of my living room, with glowing green text hovering in the top left corner that reads "[Everyone disliked that]"
The right half of a Corne keyboard attached to a 3D printed part which is bolted to a bracket which is in turn bolted to the side of my chair (out of view).
A third Doordash advertising notification category called "iterable channel", in a list with two "General" categories both disabled
Willem Dafoe looking up
My bio which describes me (accurately) as quote some guy unquote
Muffin-sized quiche on a cooling rack on a tile countertop.
Mirror selfie. I'm wearing a black turtleneck and looking cranky
"I should buy a boat" cat edited to read "I should buy a therapist"
Article from SF Standard titled "'My dream fish': Fisherman who helps protect the bay hooks the catch of a lifetime". First image is a crappy AI generated image of a big fish and a boat"
Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock with an edited caption reading "that's tits we count those"
Trump looking at the solar eclipse directly and without eye protection
Still frame from Django Unchained (2012), depicting a man in a white hood on a horse The joke is that the keyword for navigating up in Vim is "k", which pressed repeatedly in any other context types out the name of a white supremacist group that is famous for wearing white hoods
Full banner image. Right side is described in the root post, the left side is a photo of two women.
Screenshot of the FedEx home page. It depicts two 3D-cartoon-stylized women. They appear to be composed of AI generated images, as is evidenced by the artifacts in the FedEx logo on their clothes, their double lanyard straps, their smudgy badge barcodes, confusing hair patterns, and suspiciously cropped-out hands
Two square Belgian waffles side-by-side in a waffle maker
Fundraising sms reading "Barack Obama is PLEADING with grassroots Dems. Are you going to ignore him??"
Screenshot of a YouTube Short. Content is a MidJourney image depicting a comical number of coast guard members dangling from a helicopter over a stormy sea. The controls show it has 54 likes and has been disliked by the viewer.
The dentist from Parks and Rec saying "I know this, and I love you" to his daughter
Cropped screenshot of the "don't worry about it babe/ok yay ❤️" meme
An ad for the Globe GSCS commercial cheese grater. Title says "Grate Blocks of Cheese Easily. The GSCS shreds large blocks of cheese in record time".
My hand holding a 150mm metric vernier caliper
A b/w photo of Robert Downey Jr captioned "she is referring to the housing market bubble"
Elevated walkway lined with trees and benches, flanked by tall skyscrapers and the Ferry Building visible in the distance
Ronaldo saying "you did this"
Gender form input with fo floor options: Male, Female, Non-binary, Transgender
An orange long-haired cat laying on a vinyl floor, his body arcing belly up looking at the camera, upside down from the camera
Screenshot of a blog post on otherstrangeness.com. The title is "Why I'm Leaving New York". The entire article body says "too expensive no job"
Me squatting and smiling next to a very tall fiddle leaf fig in my lobby
Screenshot of Instagram ad for Loop Earplugs. It has large text that says "TRIGGERED BY BIG CROWDS?"
My hand holding a copy of Capital Volume 2, published by Penguin Books. In the background is light coming in through a MUNI Metro door
My left hand holding a paperback copy of the aforementioned book. In the background out of focus is the intersection of Market and Castro in SF, facing Twin Peaks
Close up of my face, dimly lit