JonasNG

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Voice actor, writer, artist, scoundrel of ill repute VO - Jorge n' more - Madness Project Nexus - On Steam now Lover of Bad Movies Always available for Indie game/animation VO work.

It's that scene from There Will Be Blood where Daniel Day Lewis is berating a cowering Paul Dano as Daniel proclaims "I drink your milkshake", his finger pointing downwards inches from the face of Paul Dano. A cartoon Uncle Sam hat has been added to Daniel Day Lewis. Paul Dano's face is one of shame and embarrassment as he remembers his early acting career and how his first starring role was in Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids, where he learned very little about martial arts, there was a lot of talk about ice cream and there were two claymation dragons named Yin and Yang. The fever dream clutches Paul Dano as he looks Daniel Day Lewis' finger almost touching his face, as he considers how many lives Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids touched and thinks "Too few." "If only the United States could provoke a war crime so galling and blatant, there'd be an excuse for others to think about Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids. But that would take a lot of effort, too much effort in fact." Paul Dano thinks awaiting a measure of security in his memories that others probably will just discover Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids on their own. He won't need to do anything. Daniel Day Lewis in his Uncle Sam hat sees the concerns of young Paul Dano, the bewildered fear and turmoil roiling under the surface and knows what must be done, only through direct intervention and horrifying actions will more of the US civilian population be informed that Paul Dano was in Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids. The pathway is clear as the heavens parting clouds for Daniel Day Lewis in an Uncle Sam hat, he has only one recourse. America must commit a war crime, it must. Because Paul Dano definitely was in Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids, and Daniel Day Lewis in an Uncle Sam hat knows it. So America commits a blatant war crime of imperial furor on January of 2026. Paul Dano will only look towards Daniel Day Lewis in an Uncle Sam hat, asking "Why?" He replies "I drink your milkshake. Slluuurrp."